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44 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Cajun Cookie Monster buyout currently $10mill..... then $7mill March 2020 .... then $4mill March 2021

I don't know what's in a Cajun Cookie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't want to know.

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Looch's podcast is going to be funnier than usual. The guy spent hours and hours professing his love for Woodward. The spin should be the most glorious display of mental gymnastics we've ever witnessed. 

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2 hours ago, Chopper said:

John Sharp is as aggy as an aggy can be -- aggy grad, aggy Corps, joined the Reserves to decrease chances of going to Vietnam -- yet his aggy soldiers are abandoning him faster than that collie can lay a shit.

Nope.  Got his Master's degree at *THE* Texas State University.  

Glad we could help sabotage A&M, because that dude has been a fucking disaster for them. 

Although who knew that a career politician with no experience working in higher ed would be unqualified to run an entire university system?

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I don't know what's in a Cajun Cookie.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I don't want to know.
Is it muledick?

Wait, wut?
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Looch's podcast is going to be funnier than usual. The guy spent hours and hours professing his love for Woodward. The spin should be the most glorious display of mental gymnastics we've ever witnessed. 
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You could give a monkey a truckload of money and get the coaches Woodward has gotten. The monkey would probably put a buyout in the contract though.

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch's podcast is going to be funnier than usual. The guy spent hours and hours professing his love for Woodward. The spin should be the most glorious display of mental gymnastics we've ever witnessed. 

I’m sure most of it will be about now that Woodward is gone they can go get the best AD in the country. He’ll finish it with this isn’t the A&M from years past.

how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry. 

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2 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry. 

fisting each other

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5 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

fisting each other

Username checks out. 

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Thanks to friendo for this but I'm glad we are back to the texassax version. Seemed like there was a long period where the nonjizz version was making the rounds. This is so much better.

Sperm?

Here ya go...

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4 hours ago, texaslong said:

I’m sure most of it will be about now that Woodward is gone they can go get the best AD in the country. He’ll finish it with this isn’t the A&M from years past t.u.

fixed

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

A lot of sex has gone on between those three...

Jostens must intentionally wrong size those rings to sell a duplicate to those rubes. I've been trying to lose my wedding ring for 26 years and can't.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Jostens must intentionally wrong size those rings to sell a duplicate to those rubes. 

now that is a sustainable business model

Aggy “rethinking”?

Impossible since none took place to begin with.

7 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry. 

They don’t lose the ring, they just run out of ring due to the excessive weight gain.  

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Cajun Cookie Monster buyout currently $10mill..... then $7mill March 2020 .... then $4mill March 2021

It's a hell of a lot easier to pay that kind of buyout when you have to fund $0 for the new coaching candidate's buyout.

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Cajun Cookie Monster buyout currently $10mill..... then $7mill March 2020 .... then $4mill March 2021

Best guess, Woodward lets him coach 2019 and 2020. Then he can be shown to have given the homestate coach a fair shake while the buyout goes down, but can justify the firing for not having beaten Saban in five years. Orgeron is recruiting a good level, so there's not a lot of downside. By then Jimbo's contract will have two more years knocked off, and LSU will be able to give him a big enough contract for him to make the move. Or they'll hire whoever the other best attainable coach is. 

8 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry. 

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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Already posted it to another comment, but this fucking guy looks just like....

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3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Already posted it to another comment, but this fucking guy looks just like....

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They say the 3rd time is the charm. Why don't you give it another shot?

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8 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

how do those fuckin doofuses lose so many rings? Seems like every other week some dipshit is being reunited with their long lost jewelry. 

Also, why can't any of them afford the replacement?  They're all charity cases?

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Best guess, Woodward lets him coach 2019 and 2020. Then he can be shown to have given the homestate coach a fair shake while the buyout goes down, but can justify the firing for not having beaten Saban in five years. Orgeron is recruiting a good level, so there's not a lot of downside. By then Jimbo's contract will have two more years knocked off, and LSU will be able to give him a big enough contract for him to make the move. Or they'll hire whoever the other best attainable coach is. 

Valid points..... the buyout for Cajun Cookie Monster does decrease by $250k/mo so by Dec 2020 it would be approximately $5mil

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Just now, Auto Driller said:

Can anyone explain the white gloves?

Johnny Sack just did.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

It's a hell of a lot easier to pay that kind of buyout when you have to fund $0 for the new coaching candidate's buyout.

 

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aggy better root like hell that LSU wins big enough to keep Orgeron. Gonna be glorious when Jimbo takes less money to leave aggyland for LSU.

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You know who they really need? Steve Patterson. The man did wonders here and honestly CDC is just riding the coattails of what Patterson was able to accomplish. He’s got AD expierence, CEO expierence, he’s everything they need to truly awaken the sleeping giant that is ATM

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You know who they really need? Steve Patterson. The man did wonders here and honestly CDC is just riding the coattails of what Patterson was able to accomplish. He’s got AD expierence, CEO expierence, he’s everything they need to truly awaken the sleeping giant that is ATM
That's too cruel.
11 hours ago, po elvis said:

You could give a monkey a truckload of money and get the coaches Woodward has gotten. The monkey would probably put a buyout in the contract though.

Not if that monkey planned to move to a new monkey troop and bring the coach with him.

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