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2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

What y'all are failing to realize is that it doesn't matter what Tom or CDC say. The aggies are going to spin it regardless.

 

Tom says. "No, we don't feel it is in our best interest to play them".

Aggie response "Them sips is skeered to play us".

 

Tom says, "We'd love to renew the rivalry. It's great for college football and the fans and the State of Texas".

Aggie response: "Sips are desperate to play us because they need this so bad to be relevant".

 

Aggy schedule is full with their girlfriends in...uhh..Canada...yeah that's it

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10 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

I am of the opinion we should make every effort to play them. We should constantly say we want to play them. It will never happen, A&M is too cowardly to put us on their OOC every season, so we might as well.

this will be particularly useful when A&M starts filling its non-conference vacancies past the point at which they're currently scheduled. "We're filled up for ten years" or whatever their excuse was when CDC asked will look pretty hollow.

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48 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

this will be particularly useful when A&M starts filling its non-conference vacancies past the point at which they're currently scheduled. "We're filled up for ten years" or whatever their excuse was when CDC asked will look pretty hollow.

aggy's bitch dog of a mascot - chained behind the fence - is the perfect metaphor for A&M. Grrrrr...lemme at him! But, we all know how it'd turn out. Ask UGA.

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4 hours ago, Orange&White said:

What y'all are failing to realize is that it doesn't matter what Tom or CDC say. The aggies are going to spin it regardless.

 

Tom says. "No, we don't feel it is in our best interest to play them".

Aggie response "Them sips is skeered to play us".

 

Tom says, "We'd love to renew the rivalry. It's great for college football and the fans and the State of Texas".

Aggie response: "Sips are desperate to play us because they need this so bad to be relevant".

 

"The sips wanted 90% of the revenue"

"sips only would play at their home"

The list never changes

4 hours ago, Orange&White said:

What y'all are failing to realize is that it doesn't matter what Tom or CDC say. The aggies are going to spin it regardless.

 

Tom says. "No, we don't feel it is in our best interest to play them".

Aggie response "Them sips is skeered to play us".

 

Tom says, "We'd love to renew the rivalry. It's great for college football and the fans and the State of Texas".

Aggie response: "Sips are desperate to play us because they need this so bad to be relevant".

 

Oh I know. The audience here is not A&M but everybody else.

7 minutes ago, GTNY said:

"The sips wanted 90% of the revenue"

"sips only would play at their home"

The list never changes

Not sure I’ve ever seen a fan base more scared then they were when there was a chance that they were going to play Texas in the Texas Bowl game. They were all over the message boards scared shitless.  SEC made a last minute switch to put them in the Memphis Bowl game and they took to the internet claiming that Texas told the Texas bowl they couldn’t let A&M play in that game. Even Luicci claimed A&M wasn’t going to be allowed to play that game. There is not a more delusional fan base out there.

12 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Not sure I’ve ever seen a fan base more scared then they were when there was a chance that they were going to play Texas in the Texas Bowl game. They were all over the message boards scared shitless.  SEC made a last minute switch to put them in the Memphis Bowl game and they took to the internet claiming that Texas told the Texas bowl they couldn’t let A&M play in that game. Even Luicci claimed A&M wasn’t going to be allowed to play that game. There is not a more delusional fan base out there.

The saddest part is that aggy had one of its better chances at a win over Texas in that game (fuck you Shawn Watson).

The saddest part is that aggy had one of its better chances at a win over Texas in that game (fuck you Shawn Watson).
Yep. But daddy said no. Watson put up some huge offensive numbers in the texas bowl, I was there with an arkie fan. Sucked.
11 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The saddest part is that aggy had one of its better chances at a win over Texas in that game (fuck you Shawn Watson).

They would've crushed Chuck's team.

27 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Not sure I’ve ever seen a fan base more scared then they were when there was a chance that they were going to play Texas in the Texas Bowl game. They were all over the message boards scared shitless.  SEC made a last minute switch to put them in the Memphis Bowl game and they took to the internet claiming that Texas told the Texas bowl they couldn’t let A&M play in that game. Even Luicci claimed A&M wasn’t going to be allowed to play that game. There is not a more delusional fan base out there.

What's really sad is that we were not that great of a team that year and they still tucked tail and ran.

2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

this will be particularly useful when A&M starts filling its non-conference vacancies past the point at which they're currently scheduled. "We're filled up for ten years" or whatever their excuse was when CDC asked will look pretty hollow.

 

Yup. They have an opening as soon as 2021; two openings in 2022 and 2023; three openings in 2024, 2025, 2026, and 2027....

aggy future non-conference schedules

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gomers wont play us. No glory holes in our restrooms, except the cold hard facts.

1 hour ago, Baconboy said:

Yup. They have an opening as soon as 2021; two openings in 2022 and 2023; three openings in 2024, 2025, 2026, and 2027....

aggy future non-conference schedules

They claimed that Miami already has the big program slot for 22-23 and I think that the home/away years didn’t fit. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

They claimed that Miami already has the big program slot for 22-23 and I think that the home/away years didn’t fit. 

Nothing fits aggy...except division 3 schools.

27 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Nothing fits aggy...except division 3 schools.

Maybe Manny _iaz will kick their asses.  

37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They claimed that Miami already has the big program slot for 22-23 and I think that the home/away years didn’t fit. 

Right - that’s why it’s such a joke. Their schedule clearly isn’t “full” for the next 10 years, yet that’s the way they describe it.

They won’t publicly admit they refuse to schedule more than one decent team per year and that they’re only interested in scheduling cupcakes for the 11 openings they have in their schedule betwjeen now and 2025.

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37 minutes ago, Baconboy said:

Right - that’s why it’s such a joke. Their schedule clearly isn’t “full” for the next 10 years, yet that’s the way they describe it.

They won’t publicly admit they refuse to schedule more than one decent team per year and that they’re only interested in scheduling cupcakes for the 11 openings they have in their schedule betwjeen now and 2025.

Derp SECSECSEC so tuff alreddy haz reel cuntpetitibe gaymz

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1 hour ago, Baconboy said:

Right - that’s why it’s such a joke. Their schedule clearly isn’t “full” for the next 10 years, yet that’s the way they describe it.

They won’t publicly admit they refuse to schedule more than one decent team per year and that they’re only interested in scheduling cupcakes for the 11 openings they have in their schedule betwjeen now and 2025.

Incarnate Word isn't going to play itself

15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Incarnate Word isn't going to play itself

ironically, if they were A&M, they would!

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44 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Incarnate Word isn't going to play itself

Yet aggy continues to jerk themselves.

Derp SECSECSEC so tuff alreddy haz reel cuntpetitibe gaymz

Oddly enough, I read a post like that by one the other day. Said Ole Miss, Arkansas, LSU, Bama, Clemson and UGA was just too tough of a schedule.
13 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Oddly enough, I read a post like that by one the other day. Said Ole Miss, Arkansas, LSU, Bama, Clemson and UGA was just too tough of a schedule.

They're 1-4 vs Mississippi Aggy in last 5 years 

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

ironically, if they were A&M, they would!

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WTF? They were 10-5 that season. 🧐

WTF? They were 10-5 that season. [emoji3166]
Lol at the 1-1 on a neutral field.

Wtf kind of dumb shit is Garrett doing?

I’ve seen movies kinda like that but they had all female casts.

21 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Wtf kind of dumb shit is Garrett doing?

I’ve seen movies kinda like that but they had all female casts.

He had a massive turtlehead during training and was trying not to join the shaft thread.

Bless their hearts. The retarded little brother who still thinks he’s relevant 

Their desire to drop “A&M” from their name is some sort of sub-conscious admission that the name is associated with failure.

Just trying to escape their country clod roots. Hicks being hicks.

26 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Their desire to drop “A&M” from their name is some sort of sub-conscious admission that the name is associated with failure.

fuck aggy

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As soon as they drop the A&M we can start calling them tu. We should start calling them that anyways.

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So if the "A&M" in the name is just traditional and doesn't carry any meaning, and they want to be called "Texas Aggies" (which looks fucking stupid), then what do they think is their proper University name?

Just now, SwanderedTalent said:

So if the "A&M" in the name is just traditional and doesn't carry any meaning, and they want to be called "Texas Aggies" (which looks fucking stupid), then what do they think is their proper University name?

texas university.

frankly I think we as Texans are better offer never referring to them as Texas anything-- call them A&M instead of Texas A&M, in order to avoid sullying the name of the Great State of Texas

2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

frankly I think we as Texans are better offer never referring to them as Texas anything-- call them A&M instead of Texas A&M, in order to avoid sullying the name of the Great State of Texas

aggy is the word you’re looking for 

39 minutes ago, texaslong said:

texas university.

Exactly. I'm no lawyer, but if the A&M stands for nothing, ipso facto, this makes aggy "tu". Whoop!

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8 hours ago, Machinator said:

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If they want to call themselves The Texas Aggie's  they should do it.  All the time.  Just like that.

The Texas Aggie's

Put it "literally everywhere".

On uniforms: Texas Aggie's

I love it. 

 

Fucking moron's.

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if they keep pushing that, then here's the conversation that will happen over and over again.

"where'd you go to school?"

"Texas"  

""Cool i love Austin, so much better than that shithole in College Station.  Between you and me those aggies are fucking strange.  jizz jar and all that"

"No, I am a Texas aggy.  I went to Texas a&m ..."  

"what? you kinda trailed off there at the end.  Anyway, can you believe  how shitty Texas A&M is getting?  Letting in anyone with a pulse.  I swear, Austin Community College is more selective.  Thank God that the school you went to is still working to keep the value of their degree high and not just a diploma mill, right?"

"...<walks off in shame>

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I’ve never watched Big Brother, but do t they have an age limit?

21 minutes ago, texaslong said:

I’ve never watched Big Brother, but do t they have an age limit?

even if they did, what makes you think an Aggie would feel bound to obey the rules?

“Because the sips know this is the next step in us eclipsing them.”

But I thought they had already eclipsed us. Which one is it, aggy?

21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

“Because the sips know this is the next step in us eclipsing them.”

But I thought they had already eclipsed us. Which one is it, aggy?

REclipse you stupid sip!!!! we's takin' it back to the way it WAS!!! you know, back when football COUNTED, like not it was before we admitted females because it didn't count then, and not before integration because y'alls a buncha racists and you cain't count none of your mythical champaships from back then, and not before scholarship limits because y'all signed up all the football players and us military schools couldn't get none, and not during the Big 12 when the BOMC kept us Aggies from winning everything all the time the way we's about to!

We're takin' it back to the only time in college football history that counts, namely the period from 1992 through 1994 plus 1919 1927 and 1939 THAT'S THE ONLY TIMES IT WAS FAIR

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