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Dude, right?!?  And it never stops.  I couldn't watch it all, but at every spot I dropped the needle there'd be one or both of them doing that.

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9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Why the fuck are these regards walking back and forth in the background?

Something to do with some gay aggy named p'nut.

TexAgs believes King will be back for South Carolina. What am I missing here? Is King Deadpool? A 6 week recovery from a broken leg seems very aggressive. 

18 minutes ago, TriStone said:

SIAP, but goddamn this is some cringey shit.

 

 

14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Why the fuck are these regards walking back and forth in the background?

 

Just getting ready for tra-la-la touching

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

TexAgs believes King will be back for South Carolina. What am I missing here? Is King Deadpool? A 6 week recovery from a broken leg seems very aggressive. 

He was still on crutches on the sidelines Saturday.

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

TexAgs believes King will be back for South Carolina. What am I missing here? Is King Deadpool? A 6 week recovery from a broken leg seems very aggressive. 

They're both really desperate and really stupid.

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

TexAgs believes King will be back for South Carolina. What am I missing here? Is King Deadpool? A 6 week recovery from a broken leg seems very aggressive. 

Depends on the part of the tibia he broke.  If it was up by the tibia plateau he's fucked for far longer.  If not they could rod that thing up and he could be back by then.

TexAgs believes King will be back for South Carolina. What am I missing here? Is King Deadpool? A 6 week recovery from a broken leg seems very aggressive. 
So Jimbo determined to end his football career before it gets started? Cocks will be going for his legs every chance they get..
8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

TexAgs believes King will be back for South Carolina. What am I missing here? Is King Deadpool? A 6 week recovery from a broken leg seems very aggressive. 

I'm guessing Auburn, if they decide to even bring him back. It's not a lock that he'll be better than Calzone after being inactive for 6-8 weeks and looking like shit when he actually did play against Kent State and Colorado. And he'll likely be gun-shy running the ball after the injury. 

1 minute ago, Fud said:

I'm guessing Auburn, if they decide to even bring him back. It's not a lock that he'll be better than Calzone after being inactive for 6-8 weeks and looking like shit when he actually did play against Kent State and Colorado. And he'll likely be gun-shy running the ball after the injury. 

Calzone is good bruh

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15 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

TexAgs believes King will be back for South Carolina. What am I missing here? Is King Deadpool? A 6 week recovery from a broken leg seems very aggressive. 

If they can just get everyone in the stands to squeeze their nuts hard enough, King can be back by next week.

12 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Olin Buchanan: "Zach Calzada will be a NFL player." 

I have no words. 

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14 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Olin Buchanan: "Zach Calzada will be a NFL player." 

Olin, would you say that he is "on the precipice" of being an NFL player?

16 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Alabama is averaging 46 ppg

 

aggy? 18 ppg

 

 

bloodbath

Dont forget Jimbo mouthing off all offseason throwing little digs at Bama…. I guarantee Saban hasn’t forgot and may be out to make a point to ol jimbo…

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3 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

Could not have asked for better.... all day to discuss what's going wrong at A&M... followed by a primetime, all recruits in attendance beat down in front of 100k disappointed fans.  (maybe less... this tweet already becoming posting place for ags selling tickets 😂 )

Ooh, ooh….look at me, look at me….we playing our other daddy….we suck….but, watch a total shit-show coached by the most over-paid coach in the country!

4 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

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Go banana slugs. 

Dont forget Jimbo mouthing off all offseason throwing little digs at Bama…. I guarantee Saban hasn’t forgot and may be out to make a point to ol jimbo…
Bama media wont let him forget about that
9 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Olin, would you say that he is "on the precipice" of being an NFL player?

Obligatory (just click play)

19 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

There are a lot of molested sheep in that barn

Who knew that these were the lambs Agent Starling referred to in Silence of The Lambs? 

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Obligatory (just click play)

Not a peep about QB Whisperer Jimbo mismanaging the QB room. He should have taken a portal QB to compete with and probably beat out King. 

 

2 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Rushing King back with that OL seems like a brilliant plan. 

Scares you to death

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

 

Spiller will come out, he may be the first rb taken next year. I know, seems crazy but it’s a kind of weaker rb class. 

Treveon Williams was a way better RB and was barely drafted in the 6th. Maybe it was his size, but I’d still take him over Spiller if we are talking CFB. 

48 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Olin Buchanan: "Zach Calzada will be a NFL player." 

I have no words. 

 

Jimbo said in preseason that both Calzada and King were NFL-caliber QBs. 

10 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Rushing King back with that OL seems like a brilliant plan. 

King’s dad really was hoping he would go to LSU….but didn’t get an offer…I could be wrong.

52 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Alabama is averaging 46 ppg

 

aggy? 18 ppg

 

 

bloodbath

It drops to 10 against P5 competition.

4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

Could not have asked for better.... all day to discuss what's going wrong at A&M... followed by a primetime, all recruits in attendance beat down in front of 100k disappointed fans.  (maybe less... this tweet already becoming posting place for ags selling tickets 😂 )

Seems like a good time for someone to find that tweet where Kirk Fowler, Herby, and the Bear were laughing about Kyle Field being a joke for opposing teams and how aggy never wins big games at home.

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52 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Dont forget Jimbo mouthing off all offseason throwing little digs at Bama…. I guarantee Saban hasn’t forgot and may be out to make a point to ol jimbo…

Nick and Jimbo before the game.

 

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2 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

 

Spiller will come out, he may be the first rb taken next year. I know, seems crazy but it’s a kind of weaker rb class. 

I don't know, he seems to be guzzling the Jimbo kool-aid....

 

35 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Jimbo said in preseason that both Calzada and King were NFL-caliber QBs. 

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1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I don't know, he seems to be guzzling the Jimbo kool-aid....

 

Jizz Jar

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Olin Buchanan: "Zach Calzada will be a NFL player." 

I have no words. 

 

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Olin's stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I don't know, he seems to be guzzling the Jimbo kool-aid....

 

Wow.  Arkansas held aggy to 10 points and 272 total yards, and they "never stopped" them.

3 hours ago, Fud said:

I'd be shocked if Johnson left. He's draft eligible, but he'd go undrafted 

It would make sense for Spiller to leave since RBs have a short shelf-life, but he doesn't necessarily need to leave

Wonder if any of these guys get a massive NIL payment to stay? 

I wonder how large that payment would have to be to convince them to play for Jimbo for another year. aggy boosters are gonna need to sell a loooooooot of insurance between now and then. 

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Alabama is somewhat vulnerable this year, but I just don't see how A&M scores enough.

This has been aggy’s problem for as long as they’ve been around. They’ve also had a lot of bad offenses throughout the years. 

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

Dont forget Jimbo mouthing off all offseason throwing little digs at Bama…. I guarantee Saban hasn’t forgot and may be out to make a point to ol jimbo…

Have to think Saban knows this is a great opportunity to step on Jimbo’s throat and really set their program back. 

5 hours ago, sdm said:

I believe it has a name.......clickity clack

Something else is going on.... I heard a faint "clunk" Saturday, kind of like a chain link trying to give way.

5 hours ago, sdm said:

I believe it has a name.......clickity clack

Something else is going on.... I heard a faint "clunk" Saturday, kind of like a chain link trying to give way.

5 hours ago, sdm said:

I believe it has a name.......clickity clack

Something else is going on.... I heard a faint "clunk" Saturday, kind of like a chain link trying to give way.

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Something else is going on.... I heard a faint "clunk" Saturday, kind of like a chain link trying to give way.

Is it made of wood? 

5 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Is it made of wood? 

Does it weigh the same as a duck?

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"Jimbo said in preseason that both Calzada and King were NFL-caliber QBs.    waterboys.

 
9 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Jimbo said in preseason that both Calzada and King were NFL-caliber QBs.    waterboys.

 

All broke and no fix!

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

King’s dad really was hoping he would go to LSU….but didn’t get an offer…I could be wrong.

They wanted LSU or Arkansas, but LSU already had two QB commits by the time King blew up, and Arkansas was always going to take Chandler Morris 

Alabama is averaging 46 ppg
 
aggy? 18 ppg
 
 
bloodbath
Yeah, but we all no Bama's defense isn't exactly up to Colorado's standard, soooooo...

What I really like about all the aggy discussion is that they're focused on Bama and completely overlooking that they have a game this weekend against a dangerous msu team.

Msu has looked so os, but Leach's teams going back to tech and wazzu have often started the season slow with some ugly games but get the offense clicking in conference play.  The aggie strength is their dline, but that's one area Leach somewhat neutralizes with minimal running game emphasis and quick release of passes.  Aggy having to rely on good dback play may be ugly.  If it gets into a shootout I can't see the aggy offense scoring enough to keep up.

Also, a lot of aggys may have forgotten by now, but Leach loves nothing more than beating them.  He's probably had this game circled on his calendar since the offseason.



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aTm will forever be a program that celebrates particular, individual season wins.


Hell, other than Florida last season, I've mostly heard them celebrate regular season losses.

I'm not sure they've been as proud of any wins as they were of staying within 2 tds of bama and Clemson for a couple of years.

10 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

What I really like about all the aggy discussion is that they're focused on Bama and completely overlooking that they have a game this weekend against a dangerous msu team.

Msu has looked so os, but Leach's teams going back to tech and wazzu have often started the season slow with some ugly games but get the offense clicking in conference play.  The aggie strength is their dline, but that's one area Leach somewhat neutralizes with minimal running game emphasis and quick release of passes.  Aggy having to rely on good dback play may be ugly.  If it gets into a shootout I can't see the aggy offense scoring enough to keep up.

Also, a lot of aggys may have forgotten by now, but Leach loves nothing more than beating them.  He's probably had this game circled on his calendar since the offseason.

aggy dbs aren’t very good, but their LBs really struggle in coverage. If they their dime unit can’t get it done, this game is pretty much decided. If they have to run nickel Leach is going to run “Mesh” every snap and just destroy their LBs in coverage.

 

I still thinking MSU wins 28-17 or so

TexAgs believes King will be back for South Carolina. What am I missing here? Is King Deadpool? A 6 week recovery from a broken leg seems very aggressive. 

Don’t ever call some dumb ass aggy by that name.

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