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On a post showing which sites in the US would be targeted in a nuclear war. 

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

On a post showing which sites in the US would be targeted in a nuclear war. 

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Pretty sure none of these dorks went to the military or were officers except in their make believe Army. 

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It's Groundhog Day. I think that means if a dead collie comes out of the graveyard and see's his shadow then next year is the year!

20 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

It's Groundhog Day. I think that means if a dead collie comes out of the graveyard and see's his shadow then next year is the year!

 

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Spetsnaz would make aggyskin lampshades and book covers.

Can we make this happen somehow? Pentagon needs to be convinced the aggy corp is all the help Ukraine needs. I mean after all they did win both great world wars for the good ole US of A.

On 1/29/2022 at 8:48 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Story time: I used to work with the blonde girl on the left. She went to Alabama. She goes with her fiancé (who is an Aggie, big mistake on her part) to the Aggy-Bama game in college station last year. Instead of wearing her Alabama stuff like a good alum and fan, she jumps ship and is all decked out in aggy gear… She was even celebrating when aggy beat Bama. What the actual fuck?!

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The chick on the right looks like Maika Monroe.

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In all fairness to aggy, while 1907 had absolutely nothing to do with their "yell leader" turdition, their 1907 season wasn't without its aggy moments.

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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

On a post showing which sites in the US would be targeted in a nuclear war. 

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Right, because if there is a nuclear war the enemy is going to be very concerned about where our FUTURE military officers come from.

Fucking genius.

 

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

It's Groundhog Day. I think that means if a dead collie comes out of the graveyard and see's his shadow then next year is the year!

*sees

Jfc.

Perfect aggie would be they pay for this #1 class and dont get anything to show for it. Then next year half the recruits go somewhere else.

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I'm guessing some might transfer after learning of the jizz jars and nut squeezing.

Now that their parents got paid, they can just portal out after next season.

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

In all fairness to aggy, while 1907 had absolutely nothing to do with their "yell leader" turdition, their 1907 season wasn't without its aggy moments.

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In fairness Case ran for about 220 on that first down. 

Give Jumbo enough rope and...

 

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39 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Sounds familiar.....

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Deflect, deflect, deflect. 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Give Jumbo enough rope and...

 

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Like anyone is stupid enough to believe aggy landed that defensive unit without their defensive coaching staff being hired at the time of early signing day.

Only aggy would blindly assume the entire (non tu) world believes in Jimbo.

Doesn’t that dipshit realize his own aggy fanbase is bragging about spending so much money on recruits?

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Lmao can’t wait to watch the 30 on 30.

Bama makes a phone call in 3-2-1....

17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Doesn’t that dipshit realize his own aggy fanbase is bragging about spending so much money on recruits?

boomhauer probably believes he and his staff actually got the signatures

mouse piling on:

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Holy shit.  He went full aggy on the SEC schools...  I'd say if there was any benefit of the doubt about who aggy is within the SEC, there isn't anymore...

8 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

The chick on the right looks like Maika Monroe.

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11 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Source: https://yell.tamu.edu/

The Clues

The year was 1907

It was a home football game

The Aggies aggy were being badly outscored

One in five chance of getting it right, unlimited guesses, and not a single aggy has <never> come close. And not a single aggy <n>ever will.

for those that don't know, the punchline to rd's story is that there were 5 home games, and aggy won every home game

their turdition creation myth slepts itself

and they still run with it on their own website when the factual evidence refuting their creation myth is on wikipedia in the clear

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He couldn't sniff out a cheating spouse, and when he did he put on the horns of a cuck, but he will sniff out cheating coaches?

 

12 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

My offer to pay any aggy who can identify which 1907 game football game their yell leader turdition originated $1,000,000 has remained unclaimed for years. 

Okay.  So you've got $1M ready to go?  Just waiting for the first willing aggy to merely connect some dots and concede that their tradition is a sham?   

@immamac please play this dumb game and turbocharge the warchest for the 2023 class.  

 

58 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

for those that don't know, the punchline to rd's story is that there were 5 home games, and aggy won every home game

their turdition creation myth slepts itself

and they still run with it on their own website when the factual evidence refuting their creation myth is on wikipedia in the clear

The punch line is that aggys are too simple minded to figure out they are constantly fed a steady diet of fairy tales wrapped up as "school history." To be an aggy is to be an ignorant rube.

How do we know their "yell leader" tradition didn't start in 1907? Because they were complaining about the yell leaders and how vulgar their yells were at least as early as 1906. The snip below is from their October 31, 1906 school paper.

Ordinarily, no one would reasonably care when or how their use of yell leaders started, but Texas A&M is an institution of higher education. Its supposed reason to exist is the perpetuation of knowledge. At most post-secondary institutions, concepts such "intellectual honesty" and "academic integrity" carry some importance. But not at Texas A&M.

But at Texas A&M, students are literally dumbed down, starting as soon as they set foot on campus and throughout their lives. They are taught fabrications, fairy tales, and lies and those dumb rednecks aren't even close to figuring out we are all laughing at them because we can see what they can't - the truth.

Those shit-for-brains have a "Traditions Council" that has been in place for almost half a century.

"Traditions Council is a committee of students on the Executive Branch of the Student Government Association at Texas A&M University. Since our inception in 1975, Traditions Council has been dedicated to preserving and promoting the traditions of Texas A&M University through education and awareness. Our efforts are to preserve the traditions that make our university unique and educate Aggies and friends of Texas A&M everywhere on their rich history and practice." https://traditions.tamu.edu/

"Education and awareness." Fucking hilarious.

Texas A&M is the only post-secondary educational institution I can think of whose primary goal is and entire culture depends on the perpetuation of ignorance.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

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3 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Lmao can’t wait to watch the 30 on 30.

An ESPN 30 for 30: “Clowns and hypocrisy… the aggy NIL scandal.”
Premieres this Thursday at 8ET/7CT on ESPN….

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

An ESPN 30 for 30: “Clowns and hypocrisy… the aggy NIL scandal.”
Premieres this Thursday at 8ET/7CT on ESPN….

I’ve seen that show before. 

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Jimbo saying money had nothing to do with the top recruits going to A&M…

did Jimbo choose A&M because he liked their culture or the $100m?

24 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Lavar Arrington and Brady Quinn are laying it on Jimbo pretty hard

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13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

 

10 hours ago, Scholz said:

Lying bag of shit

 

10 hours ago, Armybrat said:

From the SECrant:

 

 

14 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Give Jumbo enough rope and...

 

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That had nothing to do with this class, this was hard work by our staff ... it's insulting that to the kids that come here that you insinuate that."

Yeah, totin’ those bales of cash at night through the parents’s back door certainly wasn’t an easy chore..

22 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

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depends on what your definition of is is

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