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All this chatter about Ohio State and Maryland not a peep from the media about the abused livestock in gomer land. What gives?

What is this cheap LEGO knock off shit?

is it slightly off center like the real thing?

Just saw this fucking off the wall shit on Facebook. 85e486191f00757aab50cf3c9917f08f.png

Don’t play sandstorm near that.
6 hours ago, Sejjr said:

What is this cheap LEGO knock off shit?

aggy is going to sue LEGO.

I like the incoming meteor that’s about to annihilate pyle field.

 

On second glance maybe that’s supposed to be Tucker’s kick that resulted in eternal scoreboard.

Shitty replica.  It's missing a fake championship wall, dead dog scoreboard, and has symmetrical seating that doesn't face a wall.  

I guess on the plus side, it’s probably more sturdy than the original.

2 hours ago, Player said:

I like the incoming meteor that’s about to annihilate pyle field.

 

On second glance maybe that’s supposed to be Tucker’s kick that resulted in eternal scoreboard.

Since it is aggy stadjum figured that was the first piece to fly off before it collapsed.

On 8/15/2018 at 3:14 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Do you want to see Kyle Field looking good?  Go to Google Maps Satellite view.  😄

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The aggy hall of "champions" being nothing more than a pile of rubble is pretty appropriate. They should have left it like that - way more accurate than whatever crime against good taste they actually put there. I'm picturing a 30,000 square foot room with one trophy in the middle that's so old that it can't be exposed to direct light.

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12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Just saw this fucking off the wall shit on Facebook. 85e486191f00757aab50cf3c9917f08f.png

Stupid sips, don’t y’all know this was designed by the aggy architecture college as a rebound after they failed their first LEGO project. 

Also, no way in hell is this real. No SEC logo.

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27 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Behold, the hall of air. Looks more like the aggyland greyhound station.

Not hardly. Bryan Greyhound station is more or less what you'd expect of such a thriving metropolis:

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31 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Behold, the hall of air. Looks more like the aggyland greyhound station.

Kinda as a Penn Station feel to it. Just needs more people from different ethnicities.

Is that even possible in The Station?

 

20 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Kinda as a Penn Station feel to it. Just needs more people from different ethnicities.

Is that even possible in The Station?

 

Well,  they could unlock the doors and let all the grad students out of their labs, but I doubt they could find the stadium, what with all the blinding sunlight they haven't seen in years.

The object hanging over the psuedo-Leggo stadium appears to be a huge container pouring white liquid over the stadium.

It's the Rain of Champions. Semen forms a magic drizzle to lead the Ags to another victory!

48 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The object hanging over the psuedo-Leggo stadium appears to be a huge container pouring white liquid over the stadium.

It's the Rain of Champions. Semen forms a magic drizzle to lead the Ags to another victory!

 So if I’m following you correctly, Pyle of shit field is, in essence, one giant jizz jar?

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Kinda as a Penn Station feel to it. Just needs more people from different ethnicities.

Is that even possible in The Station?

 

I’m sure they have the piss smell going on though 

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Not hardly. Bryan Greyhound station is more or less what you'd expect of such a thriving metropolis:

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Looks more like a 1950s diner.

6 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Shitty replica.  It's missing a fake championship wall, dead dog scoreboard, and has symmetrical seating that doesn't face a wall.  

Also nowhere to put the lead weights or the stink bait. Poor imitation.  

4 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Kinda as a Penn Station feel to it. Just needs more people from different ethnicities.

Is that even possible in The Station?

 

White, off-white, and their football and basketball players.

2 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Tasty freeze

No way Jack and Diane were aggy.  

19 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Just saw this fucking off the wall shit on Facebook. 85e486191f00757aab50cf3c9917f08f.png

Being a Christian, I can truly see the need for all the crosses on their "model", hope they have enough body bags to go with them. 

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8 hours ago, campcrunk said:

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The aggy hall of "champions" being nothing more than a pile of rubble is pretty appropriate. They should have left it like that - way more accurate than whatever crime against good taste they actually put there. I'm picturing a 30,000 square foot room with one trophy in the middle that's so old that it can't be exposed to direct light.

The Google Maps satellite view of Floyd Casey stadium still doesn't disappoint if you zoom in really close.

Those cultists probably think God is on their side only.

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The Association of Former Students organizes away-game Midnight Yell Practice to bring Aggies together! We book a location where Aggies and family can gather, plus secure any permits and pay for the yell leaders’ hotel rooms. Our partner for this weekend’s events is the Birmingham A&M Club!

Friday:
■ Aggie HQ - Chuy’s Birmingham - 216 Summit Blvd.
■ Midnight Yell Practice – Chuy’s Birmingham

Saturday:
■ All-Aggie Tailgate on campus in Tuscaloosa - Presented by C.C. Creations - facebook.com/events/302487470505664 It’s free - skip the line by preregistering via tx.ag/AATalabama18

Aggie HQ is the official gathering place before Midnight Yell; venues usually have food or drink specials for Aggies. Watch for details!

Read more about how The Association organizes these events: tx.ag/FindingLocations2017"

 

On 8/18/2018 at 10:37 PM, Jkwellborn said:

Just saw this fucking off the wall shit on Facebook. 85e486191f00757aab50cf3c9917f08f.png

Of course, there's no bathrooms!

13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

I guess on the plus side, it’s probably more sturdy than the original.

I think a toilet seat would just about fit perfectly on this!

12 hours ago, dcbc said:

The Google Maps satellite view of Floyd Casey stadium still doesn't disappoint if you zoom in really close.

That's great. 

On 8/19/2018 at 1:04 AM, Hank Chinaski said:

I guess people will buy pretty much anything. 

If it's maroon and has 'ATM' on it, aggy sure will. 

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The Association of Former Students organizes away-game Midnight Yell Practice to bring Aggies together! We book a location where Aggies and family can gather, plus secure any permits and pay for the yell leaders’ hotel rooms. Our partner for this weekend’s events is the Birmingham A&M Club!

Friday:
■ Aggie HQ - Chuy’s Birmingham - 216 Summit Blvd.
■ Midnight Yell Practice – Chuy’s Birmingham

 

OF COURSE, Aggy HQ and midnight yell will be at chain founded in Austin...

I wonder if the Kiddy Korps will march from Birmingham to Tuscaloosa?

21 minutes ago, Longhorn Fever said:

OF COURSE, Aggy HQ and midnight yell will be at chain founded in Austin...

I wonder if the Kiddy Korps will march from Birmingham to Tuscaloosa?

They were going to have it elsewhere, but Pluckers and Torchy's were already booked. 

On 8/18/2018 at 11:37 PM, Jkwellborn said:

Just saw this fucking off the wall shit on Facebook. 85e486191f00757aab50cf3c9917f08f.png

Looks like the collie dog is about to shit on the lawn there.

On 8/16/2018 at 12:22 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Evidently, aggy is unclear on the concept of "drive in movie theater":

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when i was working in college station i went to see a movie at this theater.  found a roach in my popcorn.  channeled my inner larry david in the lobby.  still havent seen the last 3/4 of gone girl.

Jimbo Era off to a horrid startPosted on 8/20/18 at 11:44 am
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AP Poll was just released and it could not have been a bigger slap to the Aggy face: 

Texas A&M will start the season ranked 33rd, just ahead of Kansas St, who is coached by an actual dead person. 

The now Jimbo-less FSU Seminoles are ranked higher at 19. 

The media has more confidence in Sumlin’s new team at Arizona, who is ranked ahead of Aggy at 31. 

Big bro Texas made the charts at 23. Their players and coach kiss on the mouth before each game, but they obviously have more grit than the Ags. 

Bitter arch rival South Carolina is ahead at 26. 

Even wannabe rival LSU made rank at 25. 


No matter how you cut it, this is a complete embarrassment. The Aggy football program is in free fall. Why are we paying this guy so much again? 
 
Funny aggy.
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So Johnny Manziel petitioned the aggy president for a diploma from a&m.  The president told Johnny that he didn’t have enough credits, plus he failed several courses.  Before after feeling the pressure from students and alumni, the president said,  “If Johnny can answer one question, I will give him a diploma. The question will be given in a couple of days at Kyle Field on the 50 yard line. Well, aggy being aggy, they went bonkers. They decided to fill the stadium for their GOAT. So in two days, the event was ready to happen. 100,000 aggys filled Kyle Field. They were chanting “GOAT and Heisman Winner and Give Johnny his diploma!”  Then the president turned to JFF and said, “ Are you ready for your question?  What is 3 x 7?”  Johnny thought deeply. He looked at the heavens. He looked at his feet. Finally he answered “21!”  A hush fell over the 100,000 aggys in Kyle field. Then they all started chanting, “Give him a 2nd chance. Give him a 2nd chance!!!”

Ramjet that might be one of my all-time favorites. stellar work.

36 minutes ago, Jester’s Inn said:

So Johnny Manziel petitioned the aggy president for a diploma from a&m.  The president told Johnny that he didn’t have enough credits, plus he failed several courses.  Before after feeling the pressure from students and alumni, the president said,  “If Johnny can answer one question, I will give him a diploma. The question will be given in a couple of days at Kyle Field on the 50 yard line. Well, aggy being aggy, they went bonkers. They decided to fill the stadium for their GOAT. So in two days, the event was ready to happen. 100,000 aggys filled Kyle Field. They were chanting “GOAT and Heisman Winner and Give Johnny his diploma!”  Then the president turned to JFF and said, “ Are you ready for your question?  What is 3 x 7?”  Johnny thought deeply. He looked at the heavens. He looked at his feet. Finally he answered “21!”  A hush fell over the 100,000 aggys in Kyle field. Then they all started chanting, “Give him a 2nd chance. Give him a 2nd chance!!!”

I thought aggys wanting a diploma instead of a degree was funny.

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