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That cheating bastard would probably be unstoppable now.
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Aggy doesn’t have ethics or morals or tolerate those who do
2 hours ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

 

Rinse. Repeat. It's good for your hair but don't drink it. Give new coach trophy  - 20__ Champions - just fill in the blanks.

 

Who gets to keep the trophy?

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

If they gin up some reason to fire him for cause and not pay him every single dime, Jimbo seems like the type to burn the place to the ground on his way out.

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3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

"Cupcake"  😋

 

How can aggy be really good at NIL when Jimbo said they don't have an NIL program?

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7 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

Yeah but A&M paid Fischer for winning a national title for Florida State. Sumlin never did that.

7 hours ago, Deej said:

It won't matter if Jimbo hires an OC to take over the play calling. It will be in name only, because you know Jimbo will still be making most of the calls. He's not going to let that go. 

But what if they threaten to fire him?                😂

1 hour ago, Strat said:

It would be the most Aggy move to spend all that money on a buyout and have no idea who they would hire.. 

It would be the most aggy move to fire Jimbo, give the new guy basically the same contract at a higher amount, fire the new guy in a few years, and then be on the hook paying about $20 million a year to the two of them.

16 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

That why dimbo kept vehemently denying NIL had anything to do with the class.  His agent and lawyers know how this works, deny the illegal makeshift NIL rumors and be completely in the dark about shady booster dealings.  
 

there’s probably shit happening in their bag game for which the ones paying don’t want to end up in jail..   If he had knowledge of their “NIL” deals that would probably be the cause they would use against him.  

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT FINEBAUM 'CUPCAKE' PIECE FROM STEVE DALLAS 7 POSTS UP

AEROSOLIZED FENTANYL

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10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It would be the most aggy move to fire Jimbo, give the new guy basically the same contract at a higher amount, fire the new guy in a few years, and then be on the hook paying about $20 million a year to the two of them.

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT FINEBAUM 'CUPCAKE' PIECE FROM STEVE DALLAS 7 POSTS UP

AEROSOLIZED FENTANYL

Finebaum's ears are so big his earbuds don't even reach his ear lobes. 

It’s gonna be delicious when they fire Jimbo, pay him and then Jimbo takes a job like Auburn and beats aggy repeatedly.

32 minutes ago, deft said:

Aggy doesn’t have ethics or morals or tolerate those who do

Ha. Not one of those lying POS aggys will even admit Jimbo covered up rape just like Art Briles.

I cant wait until aggy publicly admits to massive recruiting violations just to lower Jimbo's buyout. 

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

I cant wait until aggy publicly admits to massive recruiting violations just to lower Jimbo's buyout. 

My theory has been that the reason he was so publicly vocal against Saban and others questioning his class was so he could have plausible deniability when it hits the fan. He knows his $80 million nest egg would evaporate if he got caught up in all that. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

If they gin up some reason to fire him for cause and not pay him every single dime, Jimbo seems like the type to burn the place to the ground on his way out.

 

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Yeah, he seems like a vindictive little shit.

The flames and tears will be glorious beyond belief. 

53 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

"Cupcake"  😋

 

The last I heard, this was the game Jimbo was really looking forward to…….this team just might come down with a Covid outbreak!

It’s going to be fun to share a conference with these sorry bastards again.  The entertainment writes itself!

Wonder if Alabama fans now understand why we can’t stand aggy

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

When you've lost Dick Vitale, I mean...what's left?

Brent Z and Billy L. Baghdad Bobs of aggy. 

If you can handle it, watch the video of Looch's podcast today. He sounds like he finished off a 12 pack of White Claw and 40 mgs of Valium. He's also trying to kiss Jimbo's ass while saying he just needs some more help. I guess that $90 million from the boosters isn't happening. 

"The end of the road for Jimbo here isn't any time soon."

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44 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Only real rumor I’ve see revolves around our favorite drama queen aggy WR, but with him it’s hard to tell real smoke from his normal douchebag nature sparking rumors.

 

I would love to see them get curb stomped by Bama and several players on O either enter the portal or sit to protect themselves for the draft because it is a wasted season.

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Only real rumor I’ve see revolves around our favorite drama queen aggy WR, but with him it’s hard to tell real smoke from his normal douchebag nature sparking rumors.

 

I would love to see them get curb stomped by Bama and several players on O either enter the portal or sit to protect themselves for the draft because it is a wasted season.

The thing about Stewart is he's only played in 4 games so it's realistic he could sit out and preserve his freshman status. 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

If you can handle it, watch the video of Looch's podcast today. He sounds like he finished off a 12 pack of White Claw and 40 mgs of Valium. He's also trying to kiss Jimbo's ass while saying he just needs some more help. I guess that $90 million from the boosters isn't happening. 

If there’s an organization on planet earth that could raise that much money to make someone go away, it’s aggy.  They’ve perfected the art of wasting money.  While I don’t see it happening, I will enjoy what the rumors do to their recruiting class.

4 hours ago, Deej said:

If they gin up some reason to fire him for cause and not pay him every single dime, Jimbo seems like the type to burn the place to the ground on his way out.

Or on his way in. 

7 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If there’s an organization on planet earth that could raise that much money to make someone go away, it’s aggy.  They’ve perfected the art of wasting money.  While I don’t see it happening, I will enjoy what the rumors do to their recruiting class.

What recruiting class?

59 minutes ago, Deej said:

I cant wait until aggy publicly admits to massive recruiting violations just to lower Jimbo's buyout. 

I think it will just be a negotiated buyout and won’t go public to destroy the program.   Nice and quite.   Jumbo moves on to dream job at WV.  

6 hours ago, John Coctostan said:

He's got skins on the wall. Can't miss.

If I'm Pete Carroll, and I get the call that they'll pay 1.2 billion, I hit them back with "can I get it all up front?"

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3 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

I think it will just be a negotiated buyout and won’t go public to destroy the program.   Nice and quite.   Jumbo moves on to dream job at WV.  

aggy negotiating a buyout means Jimbo walks away with $105 million instead of $95 million.

They should hire Herman as OC and let him run King into the line over and over. 

18 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If there’s an organization on planet earth that could raise that much money to make someone go away, it’s aggy.  They’ve perfected the art of wasting money.  While I don’t see it happening, I will enjoy what the rumors do to their recruiting class.

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20 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The thing about Stewart is he's only played in 4 games so it's realistic he could sit out and preserve his freshman status. 

That dude has 0% chance, possibly lower, of being in college in 5 years.

when is the state legislature going to begin holding aggy accountable for being aggy and going full aggy?

this is a public institution of higher education that writes guaranteed 9-figure contracts, not a defense/intelligence agency or infrastructure department.

talkiebird sharpe needs to be hoisted on his own petard, and then tarred and feathered alive in the rotunda.

9 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

I think it will just be a negotiated buyout and won’t go public to destroy the program.   Nice and quite.   Jumbo moves on to dream job at WV.  

shirley you can't be serious.

8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

when is the state legislature going to begin holding aggy accountable for being aggy and going full aggy?

this is a public institution of higher education that writes guaranteed 9-figure contracts, not a defense/intelligence agency or infrastructure department.

talkiebird sharpe needs to be hoisted on his own petard, and then tarred and feathered alive in the rotunda.

This. They’ll be first in line for more state funding for their “education”when they have boosters burning tens of millions on a shitty coach instead of the actual university.

2 hours ago, Horndog said:

Who gets to keep the trophy?

I think the crystal ball was misinterpreted: it’s not aggy wins in 20__, it’s aggy wins in __20, so apparently the millennium is the variable, not the year…..

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Expect a lot more with this picture. A lot more. 

48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

When you've lost Dick Vitale, I mean...what's left?

Please let Dick Vitale, Tim Brando, Lowell Galindo, Chip Brown , Stephen A smith, and Paul Finebum all get into the same Goodtimes Van and get stranded on the railroad tracks with the doors jammed and locked with an oncoming freight train that cannot stop in time. Is that too much to ask for?

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