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21 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Surprise, surprise, Dick Box!

Dude's name always makes me think of this greatness ...

 

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21 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

they pace for peanut owens

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I thought ignorance was bliss. Apparently being stupid makes for an unhappy life.
 
Their pea brains cannot wrap around the simple fact that Bama wasn't getting in ahead of us no matter what after our head to head win. Literally the only way the SEC doesn't get shut out of the playoffs is kicking out an undefeated conference champ to the curb. I've seen people make the argument we should have been #4 with FSU, Washington and Michigan above us, but literally nobody outside Collie station saying we should be the ones left at home.
Are we really taking the bolded part as truth?  Because it seems that originated from a texags thread, and I don't remember seeing anyone else actually report it.  Besides, Bjork would not still be employed if that really happened...
aggy loves them some fiction and they created it themselves, why not make it canon?
1 hour ago, orangebird said:

But if there is any truth to be had in that, then they may be waiting a while until things stabilize in their athletic department before they give him the boot.

If you believe the narrative, Bjork was literally the cause of the instability, you know...

Is there any evidence about trying to schedule Aggie for the 22 and 23 season?

8 minutes ago, linux said:

Is there any evidence about trying to schedule Aggie for the 22 and 23 season?

 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24448690/texas-aggies-declined-texas-longhorn-series-renewal-proposal

 

Spoiler

The University of Texas recently extended an invitation to Texas A&M to resume their instate football rivalry and play a home-and-home in 2022-23, the Houston Chronicle has reported.

The Aggies, according to the Chronicle, declined.

"We were already booked," Texas A&M athletic director Scott Woodward told the newspaper. "We're booked 10 years out. He had an opening at the time, and it suited him, but it didn't suit us."
 

Texas and Texas A&M have not played since 2011, when the Longhorns posted a 27-25 victory in College Station. 

The Aggies reportedly have Appalachian State and Miami scheduled in 2022, then New Mexico and Miami in 2023. After the Aggies declined, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte scheduled Alabama for those two years instead.

In addition to any scheduling conflicts, the Chronicle reported that the Aggies "don't believe" they need to renew their rivalry with Texas -- primarily because of their affiliation in the SEC West.

"You have Alabama, Auburn, LSU, Ole Miss and Mississippi State rolling in here every other year and Arkansas in Dallas every year. That's a pretty darn good schedule," Woodward said. "And as brutal and hard as our schedule is in the SEC West. ... it's definitely the toughest division in football. That's proven year in and year out."

Texas and Texas A&M have not played since 2011, when the Longhorns posted a 27-25 victory in College Station.

"You look at where national championships come from and the caliber of play, and you see it every week," Woodward said. "It's hard on a team, and it's a pounding. So you have to be careful how you schedule your nonconference games."

 

 

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3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I never saw this originally
 

 

 

Ok, I just put my own spin on this meme...

 

 

Edited by Hank Kingsley

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Don't give one flippin' shit if it's already been posted.  Thank you sir may I have another!

 

I showed this to my UW grad buddy on Sunday after it was announced we were playing in New Orleans and he laughed his ass off.

What movie is that sequence from?

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

I showed this to my UW grad buddy on Sunday after it was announced we were playing in New Orleans and he laughed his ass off.

What movie is that sequence from?

American Hustle.  Pretty good movie.  

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

They keep saying Texas is the fraud and got in because of politics and media. I’m listening to some analysts and podcasts these last day or so, nearly everyone is saying they are fine with the top 4, but logically if FSU should be in then it’s Alabama that should have been left out and the top four should have been Michigan, Washington, FSU, and Texas.

This.  Alabama is the one who should be out.  Unless it is aggy.  This very morning I was arguing with one in a group text, he said "Whorns got in on politics" and when I corrected him that it is actually Bama and not Texas his argument was Bama should be in a Texas out. Not kidding. 

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

This.  Alabama is the one who should be out.  Unless it is aggy.  This very morning I was arguing with one in a group text, he said "Whorns got in on politics" and when I corrected him that it is actually Bama and not Texas his argument was Bama should be in a Texas out. Not kidding. 

You are arguing with a rock that stupidity is etched in stone.

2 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

You sure? They would rather stay at Duke or look elsewhere than go to A&M, a place famous for high salaries for coaches?

I am kind of fascinated how A&M is going to play against OSU. They can't forfeit again so...what are they going to do? Lose 84-0 or something? They have to find coaches to coach and players to play fast.

E-Rob is going to save the day stupid sip!

21 minutes ago, markstanco said:

This.  Alabama is the one who should be out.  Unless it is aggy.  This very morning I was arguing with one in a group text, he said "Whorns got in on politics" and when I corrected him that it is actually Bama and not Texas his argument was Bama should be in a Texas out. Not kidding. 

Perhaps some of that belief comes from the adoration they have for the Alabama program. By that I'm talking about the winning and the culture of winning. (the "They deserve it" theory) But that culture (as Texas will attest) takes time and quite a bit of effort and a willingness to be patient for the realization of the long range goals. That there exists a program west of their campus that has slowly and steadily rebuilt seems unfathomable to them because one has to objectively view the programs at UT and A&M and doing so is likely a little too on the nose for most of their fans.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Baltimore Ravens

Mack was drafted by the Baltimore Ravens in the fifth round, 160th overall, of the 2019 NFL Draft.[2] On November 12, 2019, Mack was placed on injured reserve with a leg injury.[3]

On August 1, 2020, Mack was waived to get below the required 80-man roster limit for training camp under the revised COVID-19 rules.[4]
Detroit Lions

Mack was claimed off of waivers by the Detroit Lions on August 2, 2020, but was waived five days later with a failed physical designation.[5][6]
New York Giants

Mack was signed by the New York Giants on August 17, 2020.[7] He was waived on September 5, 2020.[8]
Green Bay Packers

On September 10, Mack was signed to the Green Bay Packers practice squad.[9] He was released on September 16.[10]
Arizona Cardinals

On November 24, 2020, Mack was signed to the Arizona Cardinals' practice squad.[11] Mack was released on December 21, 2020.[12]
Tennessee Titans

On January 14, 2021, Mack signed a reserve/future contract with the Tennessee Titans.[13] He was waived on June 3, 2021.[14]
Tampa Bay Bandits

Mack was drafted by the Tampa Bay Bandits of the United States Football League in the 24th round of the 2022 USFL draft.[15] He was transferred to the team's inactive roster on April 22, 2022,[16] due to a thigh injury.[17] He was transferred to the active roster on April 30.[18]
Memphis Showboats

Mack and all other Tampa Bay Bandits players were all transferred to the Memphis Showboats after it was announced that the Bandits were taking a hiatus and that the Showboats were joining the league.[19] Mack was placed on injured reserve on April 19, 2023.[20] He re-signed with the Showboats on September 6, 2023.[21]

You gotta give him credit for not giving up.

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4 hours ago, orangebird said:

Well in their defense, those goobers can write some amazing fan fiction when it comes to their program.

I'm waiting to see the story about an aggy being approached by a player asking directions to the portal.

14 minutes ago, Deej said:

You gotta give him credit for not giving up.

Is he still tight with Kyler Murray? Shocked he's not part of his entourage

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Bravo, @Hank Kingsley

Now do Hitler.

Oooooh. Forgot about that glorious meme. That one will take some time. Let me brainstorm.

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Oooooh. Forgot about that glorious meme. That one will take some time. Let me brainstorm.

It's overdone, but it's ripe for the taking this time.

33 minutes ago, Deej said:

You gotta give him credit for not giving up.

If I were waived by my 5th team in three weeks or less with the team I might start to get the hint. 

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All of the craziness in the last couple years began because Texas A&M thought they could sabotage Texas to the SEC by leaking the story before it was ready. This caused the "Aliance" that rejected the 12 team playoff. They are the reason FSU is not in a playoff game.

Bravo, [mention=545]Hank Kingsley[/mention]
Now do Hitler.

Painting hitler as a battered aggy may be too close to real life
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2 minutes ago, Jasper_Jester said:

All of the craziness in the last couple years began because Texas A&M thought they could sabotage Texas to the SEC by leaking the story before it was ready. This caused the "Aliance" that rejected the 12 team playoff. They are the reason FSU is not in a playoff game.

In 2018 Texas A&M declined to schedule Texas in non-conference games for 2022 and 2023 because their schedule was full. They chose to play (lose to) Appalachian State and Louisiana-Monroe instead of playing Texas. Texas instead scheduled Alabama. Texas beat Alabama in Tuscaloosa in 2023 which is the reason Texas is in the playoff. Texas A&M's cowardice (and pathological need to make every decision based on how it would affect Texas and public perception that they're UT's little brother) is why Texas made the College Football Playoff.

In 2021 Texas A&M leaked the news that Texas and Oklahoma were going to join the SEC in an effort to sabotage the move. They thought that they had enough stroke to prevent the move by making it public and reminding the world of the so-called gentlemen's agreement. They leaked this before the various conference commissioners met to vote on the start of the 12-team playoff. Alarmed by this move that further shifted the power between conferences, the Big 10, Pac-12, and ACC formed an alliance and voted against starting the 12-team playoff in 2023. It would later be approved to start in 2024. Texas A&M's cowardice (and pathological need to make every decision based on how it would affect Texas and public perception that they're UT's little brother) is why Florida State (and Georgia, and Ohio State, etc.) did not make the College Football Playoff.

Literally everything they're complaining about is their fault.

26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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How long will Weigman last running QB power 15-20 times a game?

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

E-Rob is going to save the day stupid sip!

E-Rob is the 12th man in the coaching staff.

17 minutes ago, Sleep off ugly said:

Huck, please put this in secrant, but don’t use polysyllabic words.

Anyone is free to copy and paste. I don't intend to ever register there.

36 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

You've got to be fucking shitting me...I thought they wanted a more modern, wide open offense... not one from the early 90s.

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

You've got to be fucking shitting me...I thought they wanted a more modern, wide open offense... not one from the early 90s.

Shiny, new things terrify aggy caveman mind. 

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

You've got to be fucking shitting me...I thought they wanted a more modern, wide open offense... not one from the early 90s.

Defensive coaches love offenses from early 90s. Keeps their defense off the field while they slowly grind out a few first downs and punt.

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Defensive coaches love offenses from early 90s. Keeps their defense off the field while they slowly grind out a few first downs and punt.

Yeah, but you can do both. Sark's offense can still milk the shit out of the clock while still being innovative, creative and modern.

"But Billy told us Kansas State sucked last year."

How is Looch going to spin it this time? 

Just now, TexasMan said:

"But Billy told us Kansas State sucked last year."

How is Looch going to spin it this time? 

Took a sitting P5 OC from a recent conference championship program.  Had the #8 Missouri Tigers and the #3 team (name withheld) on the ropes if not for a miracle field goal and a poor decision by HC.  

I showed this to my UW grad buddy on Sunday after it was announced we were playing in New Orleans and he laughed his ass off.
What movie is that sequence from?
American Hustle. That meme is far better than the movie, at least imo.
5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

"But Billy told us Kansas State sucked last year."

How is Looch going to spin it this time? 

 

Anyone is free to copy and paste. I don't intend to ever register there.
I rarely visit the rant, but I don't think they collectively have enough intellect to comprehend what you wrote. It also seems aggy has rubbed off on a few of them the past 12 years...or there are a lot of aggy socks pretending to be fans of other SEC teams, or simply have Houston Astros logo beside their name
(telltale sign)
30 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

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How long will Weigman last running QB power 15-20 times a game?

Billy knew it all along. He just couldn’t tell anyone. 

29 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

28A0379B-8116-420D-950E-0D0604449E69.thumb.jpeg.bc89f23db832c93d3e9893d7fdecb2fb.jpeg
 

How long will Weigman last running QB power 15-20 times a game?

Unpossible, the Big Dumpster Fire 12 is nothing but a weak sister.  

29 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

You've got to be fucking shitting me...I thought they wanted a more modern, wide open offense... not one from the early 90s.

Ok.  I wondered if I was the only one.  I know shitall about X's and O's as I only achieved the level of "intramurals brother".  That being said, I don't see KState as having some inventive, can't stop this, offense.  

 

39 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

28A0379B-8116-420D-950E-0D0604449E69.thumb.jpeg.bc89f23db832c93d3e9893d7fdecb2fb.jpeg
 

How long will Weigman last running QB power 15-20 times a game?

It has been said before but this guy gets to charge for insider information but aggy keeps finding out via other sources because he never reveals the inside information unless the AD or coach has told him it is OK.

HAHAHAH If they hire the KSU OC that would be so on brand for the Aggies.  Hire the OC from the team known most for running the QB.  I guess he didnt watch last year vs Bama, running that old fashioned O in this modern game is not going to work. 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Oooooh. Forgot about that glorious meme. That one will take some time. Let me brainstorm.

Sir, you have earned your mark in Surly lore for that piece. If you do Hitler, well shit, you can sit at the tailgate with Thujone. 

40 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Anyone is free to copy and paste. I don't intend to ever register there.

episode 4 insult GIF by Star Wars
I hear you, I’ve only gazed at that place a few times. I’m surprised those knuckle walkers can log on.

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https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3428887

 

Jimbo messed over FSU and six years later they are in the playoffs. He messed us over so hopefully we will be in the playoffs sooner.
 
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S.A. Aggie said:
Jimbo messed over FSU and six years later they are in the playoffs. He messed us over so hopefully we will be in the playoffs sooner.


Someone want to tell him that FSU isn't in the playoffs?
 
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