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Holy shit. The texaggy thread about Maalik transferring is amazing. These fucks are truly some of the dumbest motherfuckers in the state.

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3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Holy shit. The texaggy thread about Maalik transferring is amazing. These fucks are truly some of the dumbest motherfuckers in the state.

Please post link. I hate going in there.

47 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Hey 7-5, 6-6, 4-8...any way you slice it you get 12...its destiny/aggy

12th man * 12 games = 144 years between national championships. Just 60 more to go! #whoops

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BartinLA is my favorite drooling mouth breather in that thread. I love it when people pretend to have insider knowledge of what Arch and his fam are thinking. We're losing Arch to Michigan or Bama boys, Bart know things.
Looch is the product of inseminating a ewe with a full jar of aggy jizz.

I figured he was the spawn of one of those corps hazing rituals we read about.,,

Ok, I just realized that the corp rape talk was a nee incident. What a fucking embarrassment

 
 

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The aggy mindset (septic tank) is backing up into the yard, which will soon be their house. How their hive minds don’t see the “shit fest” they’re about to experience is beyond me, as all we can do is sit back and laugh at their misery.

Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Ok, I just realized that the corp rape talk was a nee incident. What a fucking embarrassment

 
 

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Let's not bicker and argue about who raped who.  

9 hours ago, ousux said:
10 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

BartinLA is my favorite drooling mouth breather in that thread. I love it when people pretend to have insider knowledge of what Arch and his fam are thinking. We're losing Arch to Michigan or Bama boys, Bart know things.

It’s no big deal because another shit for brains assures them Arch is terrible. 

There is still time for Aggie to fire four coaches this year. Since Elko can’t get any decent recruits some are wanting his head. Come on that would give them two that got fired without coaching a game.

On 12/13/2023 at 3:55 PM, F250 said:

Damn, ERob is doing the Mr. T "Hey Woman" to all of the aggy recruits on behalf of Syracuse while getting paid by aggy.

And the aggy response is just to watch it happen and absorb the humiliation.

 

Kinda like they learned how to cuck? Be a cuck? Be cucked? (I don't know if cuck can be used as a verb) I am going with they learned how to be a cuck to enjoy and absorb the humiliation from their last head ball coach. 

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27 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

It’s no big deal because another shit for brains assures them Arch is terrible. 

Which is really a shame because it's going to mess up all the klan plans at Texas when the rich white boy end up sucking.

I found that aspect/claim pretty "rich" considering the source.

2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Kinda like they learned how to cuck? Be a cuck? Be cucked? (I don't know if cuck can be used as a verb) I am going with they learned how to be a cuck to enjoy and absorb the humiliation from their last head ball coach. 

Cuckhold

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Aggy finna eat today! How many fried food pizza troughs they gonna break out this time? Step aside weaker SEC programs

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Croots like you ain’t never heard of….because you haven’t heard of em.

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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Aggy finna eat today! How many fried food pizza troughs they gonna break out this time? Step aside weaker SEC programs

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I cannot wait until Elko and Ketch have a pie eating contest.

 

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37 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Hotel rooms have been booked?

If you book them, they will come.

19 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If you book them, they will come.

Picture of the 51 recruits 

 

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42 minutes ago, US183 said:

Picture of the 51 recruits 

 

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Bad comparison. Those guys went into Czechoslovakia, rescued their fellow soldiers from captivity, and successfully employed the first run of a highly classified urban assault vehicle. 

aggy can’t even save their own recruits from Syracuse.

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Ok, I just realized that the corp rape talk was a nee incident.

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6 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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Aggy finna eat today! How many fried food pizza troughs they gonna break out this time? Step aside weaker SEC programs

Today is graduation for aggy.  This weekend Colley Station will be busier than when Alabama plays them at Kyle tacklebox.  Every restaurant will be overcrowded.  If rooms were booked, they were booked months ago, and at sky high prices.  It's difficult to get around town, and doubly so around campus.  This isn't the weekend I'd pick to get a big group of recruits on campus.

19 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:
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It's a race thing. Black QB who saved their season and has more playing time passed over by the white rich kid with family connections.

That's what I am going with.

Something needs to be done about Sark on the race thing.  Everybody knows he hates black people and this needs to go away. 

18 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Today is graduation for aggy.  This weekend Colley Station will be busier than when Alabama plays them at Kyle tacklebox.  Every restaurant will be overcrowded.  If rooms were booked, they were booked months ago, and at sky high prices.  It's difficult to get around town, and doubly so around campus.  This isn't the weekend I'd pick to get a big group of recruits on campus.

Power. Moves.

19 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Today is graduation for aggy.  This weekend Colley Station will be busier than when Alabama plays them at Kyle tacklebox.  Every restaurant will be overcrowded.  If rooms were booked, they were booked months ago, and at sky high prices.  It's difficult to get around town, and doubly so around campus.  This isn't the weekend I'd pick to get a big group of recruits on campus.

If not this busy weekend, recruits will show up when students are gone and the campus will look more like post-accident Chernobyl.  Same architecture.  Abandoned.  A few mole like people (freshman cadets) scurrying around like scared rats hoping not to be sexually assaulted.

Only the smells of jizz, sewage leaks, and delusion will remain.

26 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Today is graduation for aggy.  This weekend Colley Station will be busier than when Alabama plays them at Kyle tacklebox.  Every restaurant will be overcrowded.  If rooms were booked, they were booked months ago, and at sky high prices.  It's difficult to get around town, and doubly so around campus.  This isn't the weekend I'd pick to get a big group of recruits on campus.

Perfect time to show how LiT THE STATION is!

12 minutes ago, ABSR said:

If not this busy weekend, recruits will show up when students are gone and the campus will look more like post-accident Chernobyl.  Same architecture.  Abandoned.  A few mole like people (freshman cadets) scurrying around like scared rats hoping not to be sexually assaulted.

Only the smells of jizz, sewage leaks, and delusion will remain.

Don't forget about the bat guano

7 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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i just wanna give props to the aggy for the REO Speedwagon shout out.

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I think the spread looks more like Buc-ees’ tacos and Allsup’s burritos for their aggy offerings, in order to be really be “welcoming” to those recruits! Welcome to the shit fest! Got to water that campus golf course anyway possible.
Fng aggy!

Hook’em!!!
15 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

lol.... Klein feeling the love already

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Ok all I can find are the articles from a week ago that said Klein 'expected' to be hired as aggy OC.  I don't see anything that makes it official.  It would be hilarious if Klein turned them down after they made a bunch of noise about 'hiring' him.  It would also be hilarious if his agent has them over a barrel and is going in dry for every last cent, holding up the hire.

I seent him get off a plane in College Station.  Maybe his first check bounced.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Bad comparison. Those guys went into Czechoslovakia, rescued their fellow soldiers from captivity, and successfully employed the first run of a highly classified urban assault vehicle. 

aggy can’t even save their own recruits from Syracuse.

Two of them, along with two cute MP's, went in and rescued their fellow soldiers, who were pretty aggy.  

7 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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Aggy finna eat today! How many fried food pizza troughs they gonna break out this time? Step aside weaker SEC programs

Elko working it. It being the breakfast buffet.

Elko is embarking upon the most thorough, organized, and detail-oriented coaching search the world has ever seen.

8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

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Times are tough, no money for cookie cakes.

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Two of them, along with two cute MP's, went in and rescued their fellow soldiers, who were pretty aggy.  

Negged.  I will not let you compare Dewy Oxberger, a lean, mean fighting machine and mud wrestling champion, to aggy.  

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Negged.  I will not let you compare Dewy Oxberger, a lean, mean fighting machine and mud wrestling champion, to aggy.  

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16 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Negged.  I will not let you compare Dewy Oxberger, a lean, mean fighting machine and mud wrestling champion, to aggy.  

Counterpoint...

 

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43 minutes ago, TOR said:

Ok all I can find are the articles from a week ago that said Klein 'expected' to be hired as aggy OC.  I don't see anything that makes it official.  It would be hilarious if Klein turned them down after they made a bunch of noise about 'hiring' him.  It would also be hilarious if his agent has them over a barrel and is going in dry for every last cent, holding up the hire.

ok... I went out trying to find a picture, article, etc indicating he's out recruiting for A&M and I've come up with nothing, like not a single one. Maybe he's in stealth mode, 

37 minutes ago, Deej said:

Two of them, along with two cute MP's, went in and rescued their fellow soldiers, who were pretty aggy.  

For some reason the Corps invasion never got off the ground. Just got bogged down in the planning phase. 

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13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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Counter counterpoint- Stillman was pure aggy.

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