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26 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

 

Sure he didn't know, sure he didn't...

10 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

BagMen, then BagHags after he left. 

Would have loved for that dumbass to name more names of the bag men of the time...

Run it back to the chick fil a bowl against duke?

Did Evans have any eligibility left?  Would he take a bag?  If the answer to either of those is no, then Sumlin knew what the score was and how valuable JF was without Evans to bail him out.

28 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Did Evans have any eligibility left?  Would he take a bag?  If the answer to either of those is no, then Sumlin knew what the score was and how valuable  worthless JF was without Evans to bail him out.

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A&M regents, “well we can’t give you $3mm in cocaine and buy out Jimbo’s contract later on. We’re not made outta money.  (Checks notes).  Okay well the stupids in Texas have a counter offer, $2mm in blow and Arby’s no more than once a month.”   


Just saw East Texas Piney Woods Aggy got into a scrum with the San Antonio dorks on Monday

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ETPW aggy didn't just win the game they won the fight too netting 10 suspended games to the SA dorks only 9 games.

Sure he didn't know, sure he didn't...
I can imagine the dirtbag wildcatter who raised him wanting it all for himself, that isn't too unbelieveable.

There's a bag man at every school...but pops when directly to the head coach for a payout. Sure thing, Manziels.

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

Did Evans have any eligibility left?  Would he take a bag?  If the answer to either of those is no, then Sumlin knew what the score was and how valuable JF was without Evans to bail him out.

Not just Evans.  The OL.  And the fact that the SECX3 would've been onto his backyard, no playbook game.  They caught lightning in a bottle that one year, and there is no possible way they could've replicated the success of that season.  

34 minutes ago, nnm said:

Not just Evans.  The OL.  And the fact that the SECX3 would've been onto his backyard, no playbook game.  They caught lightning in a bottle that one year, and there is no possible way they could've replicated the success of that season.  

Are there any more of those Matthews kids? Whatever happened to that puny one?

There's a bag man at every school...but pops when directly to the head coach for a payout. Sure thing, Manziels.

Maybe Sumlin was the bag man all along.

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3 hours ago, demos said:


Maybe Sumlin was the bag man all along.

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He was.  Allegedly. 
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12 hours ago, Pimphand said:


Just saw East Texas Piney Woods Aggy got into a scrum with the San Antonio dorks on Monday

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ETPW aggy didn't just win the game they won the fight too netting 10 suspended games to the SA dorks only 9 games.

That's my undergrad alma mater! However most of our alumni still call it East Texas State. Fight for old ET! #WeAreLions #ToTheTop 

14 hours ago, TexasGary said:

 

"We would have won the SEC and the natty if Johnny had stayed!" - Texags post most likely 

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

"We would have won the SEC and the natty if Johnny had stayed!" - Texags post most likely 

It's really a shame they didn't stay in the BDF for 2012 because odds are high they would have finished the regular season 12-0 only to finish 3rd place behind Mantei Teo and gotten to watch the Crimson Tide murk the Irish they would have had a lifetime of what-ifs having finished #2 in the final AP poll

26 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's really a shame they didn't stay in the BDF for 2012 because odds are high they would have finished the regular season 12-0 only to finish 3rd place behind Mantei Teo and gotten to watch the Crimson Tide murk the Irish they would have had a lifetime of what-ifs having finished #2 in the final AP poll

No. No, they wouldn’t. 
 

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25 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's really a shame they didn't stay in the BDF for 2012 because odds are high they would have finished the regular season 12-0 only to finish 3rd place behind Mantei Teo and gotten to watch the Crimson Tide murk the Irish they would have had a lifetime of what-ifs having finished #2 in the final AP poll

 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

No. No, they wouldn’t. 

Agree with Pete. aggy would have been a heavy favorite against us and still somehow would have found a way to lose.

Message Board Geniuses needs to keep Bill Superman on follow.  He provides great material, though I'm growing more convinced that his texags account might be pure satire.

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

That's my undergrad alma mater! However most of our alumni still call it East Texas State. Fight for old ET! #WeAreLions #ToTheTop 

Same with my pops.  When it changed they sent him some form letter asking if he wanted a TAMU-C diploma reprint, he didnt reply.  He said back in the day some called it Easy-T

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

It's really a shame they didn't stay in the BDF for 2012 because odds are high they would have finished the regular season 12-0

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I asked Ai to create a statue dedicated to an Aggie male cheerleader in College Station. I think it did a pretty great job, especially with the beautiful scenery. And yes I added the Gig 'em logo. 

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Uh, I guess I have to ask.  Why does a statue need eyeglasses?  Or is that like a stupid question?  

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Uh, I guess I have to ask.  Why does a statue need eyeglasses?  Or is that like a stupid question?  

That's the beauty of ai's image generation software. The mystery of what it decides to offer up is always surprising and a little strange. 

41 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I asked Ai to create a statue dedicated to an Aggie male cheerleader in College Station. I think it did a pretty great job, especially with the beautiful scenery. And yes I added the Gig 'em logo. 

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Fail -- no SEC logo

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Uh, I guess I have to ask.  Why does a statue need eyeglasses?  Or is that like a stupid question?  

So he can see all the aggy micro penis at the gloryhole.

11 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

So he can see all the aggy micro penis at the gloryhole.

And then there's Rick Perry, in the bottom right.  Just waiting to suck.  /Go!

45 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Fail -- no SEC logo

Good point, although now they profess to hate the SEC and are now whining about moving to move to the Big 10. I will address. 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Uh, I guess I have to ask.  Why does a statue need eyeglasses?  Or is that like a stupid question?  

And it should be like this.

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7 hours ago, markstanco said:

Same with my pops.  When it changed they sent him some form letter asking if he wanted a TAMU-C diploma reprint, he didnt reply.  He said back in the day some called it Easy-T

Thankful that my dad didn't know that his beloved Texas A&I University was corrupted and soiled by aggy.

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Kyle Umlang is on Twitter fire today.  Lol.

I’ve seen his tweets posted here and always dig them. But who is he?
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13 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Kyle Umlang is on Twitter fire today.  Lol.

This is a fantastic post for those of us who aren't on Twitter.

17 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Kyle Umlang is on Twitter fire today.  Lol.

*Well, we’re waiting gif*

Has AT and T been hiring gomers recently? Asking for a friend :)

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

*Well, we’re waiting gif*

Sorry.  Still at school.  I'll try later.

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Sorry.  Still at school.  I'll try later.

I forgot, some Surly assholes have real jobs. 🤘

17 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Has AT and T been hiring gomers recently? Asking for a friend :)

No shit!!!

Qatar customer service maybe?

5 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I asked Ai to create a statue dedicated to an Aggie male cheerleader in College Station. I think it did a pretty great job, especially with the beautiful scenery. And yes I added the Gig 'em logo. 

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ai sez aggy male cheer are eunuchs that wear tubetops

 

yeah, okay, that actually does make sense

 

the upturned tra-la-la ballcap is a nice accent

33 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Has AT and T been hiring gomers recently? Asking for a friend :)

Did anyone die?

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