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Oh yes. I remember when aggy went into the SEC extremely humbled not at all arrogant. 
 
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I believe I just saw the Holy Grail of Aggie-ness. A maroon, Texas edition Silverado with the official Aggie plate. 20240722_131622.thumb.jpg.c614336b81dbf70a6289b36349d1a693.jpg

I am 99.99% sure that was on tv last year or before, because I thought, wow, great get for you.

But somebody who takes off their license plate for a game and show it is top notch toolbag. Maybe it was a simple sign. No idea.
On 7/20/2024 at 12:15 PM, McFly said:

This guy has never taken a girl home from the bar. 

False, he picked up his wife and her boyfriends multiple times this weeks. 

On 7/21/2024 at 8:01 PM, Tex Pete said:

Shut the fuck up, Leon. If we needed the opinion of a dumbass, we would have called you. 

Give him a break, he started typing that when the move to the Sec was announced years ago…

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On 7/20/2024 at 11:15 AM, McFly said:

This guy has never taken a girl home from the bar. 

IIRC, his real job is as a youth pastor, so we already knew that.

56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

IIRC, his real job is as a youth pastor, so we already knew that.

That does not necessarily follow.

At least, as long as you don't look at his picture. 

1000 unattractive aggy surveyed

This guy conducted the survey..

 

 

 

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These aggy responded to the survey….

 

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On 7/22/2024 at 1:28 PM, Crapinon said:

I believe I just saw the Holy Grail of Aggie-ness. A maroon, Texas edition Silverado with the official Aggie plate. 20240722_131622.thumb.jpg.c614336b81dbf70a6289b36349d1a693.jpg

No SEC sticker, serious omission. One letter grade markdown 

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

 

 

Why does Looch have a cock and balls on his hat?

 

 

Nevermind, I know the answer. NTTAWWT.

I've never noticed that incredibly annoying tic Looch has with his mouth.  Licks his lips, rolls his tongue around, even when he's not speaking.  Decorum prohibits me from speculating . . .

40 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've never noticed that incredibly annoying tic Looch has with his mouth.  Licks his lips, rolls his tongue around, even when he's not speaking.  Decorum prohibits me from speculating . . .

Decorum? Are you lost?

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Decorum? Are you lost?

I like to periodically challenge myself.  60% percent of the time it works 10% of the time.  So, is blowing Johnny in his mind or what?

44 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Jesus. I made it about 30 seconds in

Dick nose is so full of shit.

It is not a game that "matters so much." It never has been. Both teams are never good at the same time.

His examples of crazy stuff is Aggies doing unthinkable things to Longhorns, as it always has been. He mentioned Aggie players knocking over our band members. He mentioned an Aggie player punching a Longhorn fan. He failed to mention the corps turd throwing horse shit into our band. THEY consider it a huge rivalry and do insane shit. We do not.

Wish we never played them again. It is unhealthy. I absolutely would not be surprised if they shoot a Longhorn fan.

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

 

 

Had sideline passes for that game.  Almost won a car at halftime.  Missed it by about a quarter of an inch.  Good times!

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

 absolutely would not be surprised if they shoot a Longhorn fan.

the self-lathering has past critical mass.....  in the screencap thread over in rc 2 days ago they admonished all 2%ers who must become so foamy as to want to smack all sips in their mouths when sips speak....  yes, they are now advocating physical violence against whorns simply because we are

cannons on trains are next

by the middle of august we will be up to 5kt howitzer nukes

12 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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not sure why you posted that in here but it's badass regardless of the owner's school

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

not sure why you posted that in here but it's badass regardless of the owner's school

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The first row is nothing but Kansas helmets.

That's a sick man.

The irony is that they didn't improve much in terms of winning percentage.  Give them a pat on the head.

12 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

*33-61-3

But, yeah, aggy isn't good at accounting...or just counting

I'm saying it from the Texas perspective because I'm not aggy

5 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

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Did anybody from Texas talk about this rivalry during SEC day? I know we talked about OU which is a big deal. I continually get the feeling that the SEC people go exclusively to Aggies to talk about our arrogance and expectation to run things on and off the field.

A&M is an important game to us. It has nothing near the intensity of the OU game. It hurts them to think that. 

Weirdos

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Did anybody from Texas talk about this rivalry during SEC day? I know we talked about OU which is a big deal. I continually get the feeling that the SEC people go exclusively to Aggies to talk about our arrogance and expectation to run things on and off the field.

A&M is an important game to us. It has nothing near the intensity of the OU game. It hurts them to think that. 

Weirdos

SEC talking heads know "the Texas arrogance and expectation to run things on and off the field" is good clickbait for all aggy and most of their ignorant, mouth-breather fans. Embrace the hate.

Every time the new media covering the SEC, as well as mentioning aggy vs mean ole Texas, cue the “Darth Vader entrance” soundtrack, which when we’re wearing icy whites, I will embrace each road game this upcoming season.

Hook’em!!!

Joe Hamilton, former Gator recruiter who went to A&M, is now back at the Swamp.   

Joe is much better than the guy he just replaced.  Me likey.   

43 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This needs to be on aggypedia

If they put it on their stadium it would read 61-3-33.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.
He looks like a Portland housewife.

Can’t wait for her long term review of the 2023 Subaru!

Good TikTok video about the Top Ten Biggest Brands in College Football. Texas again tops the list. Can you guess where Aggy landed?

A. #2

B. #3

C.  Not in Top Ten so did not qualify for video

 

18 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Good TikTok video about the Top Ten Biggest Brands in College Football. Texas again tops the list. Can you guess where Aggy landed?

A. #2

B. #3

C.  Not in Top Ten so did not qualify for video

 

They weren't even among the 30 logos in the tease shot so I'm going to go with C

“Embrace the hate!” Should be the Horn’s motto going into 2024. F them all, as we’re here to win and not get patted on the back for being good soldiers.

Hook’em!!!

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