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46 minutes ago, Pancho said:

One of the biggest Aggie mouthpieces on social media:

 

Robert, Stop me if you've heard this: Poooooooooor aggies. Poooooooooor aggies. Poooooooooor aggies. Poooooooooor aggies.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

One of the biggest Aggie mouthpieces on social media:

 

I had to block him...he's, of course biased, but there's a limit to that shit.

Like he literally just saw the Texas O/DL absolutely maul the aggies.  And they're deep.

Plus, there's a fucking portal now...and guess who'll go get one if they need one, and aggy can't stop them?

16 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Who? Not aggy?  They're the most kind and friendly fan base around.

I would LOVE For him to go to a team on their schedule and beat them next year.  would be delicious.

Anyone having feelings about that is an idiot.

1 - He will almost certainly receive the best coaching of his college career no matter where he ends up.

2 - He has to believe in himself.

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21 minutes ago, Drew said:

I had to block him...he's, of course biased, but there's a limit to that shit.

Like he literally just saw the Texas O/DL absolutely maul the aggies.  And they're deep.

Plus, there's a fucking portal now...and guess who'll go get one if they need one, and aggy can't stop them?

Who? Not aggy?  They're the most kind and friendly fan base around.

I would LOVE For him to go to a team on their schedule and beat them next year.  would be delicious.

I believe Elko himself used the term "physically annihilated ". 

Should be on a t-shirt or something 

"FUCK AROUND AND GET PHYSICALLY ANNIHILATED "

On 12/3/2024 at 9:25 PM, Horn Dogg said:

We should lure Connor to Texas and have him backup Arch all year.  Then let him start against aggy and rip them a new asshole.

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

I guess they figured out what to do with that empty space in the hall of champeens. 

Champions of Blackwater Bay

48 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Thread about if tu being elite helps or hurts aggy. I love the goal posts zooming around all over the place

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3515483

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Plus some light racism

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LIke...why do they add LSU and Mizzou like those were tough games?  switch Kentucky and Miss ST with those two school...Texas is STILL a one loss team.

Switch them with Tennessee/Bama/Ole Miss.  Okay...Texas is a 2 loss team, and STILL qualifies for the SEC Title game most likely.

 

Like WTF is their problem.  Basically some of them have realized their schedule was as soft as ours, and some pretend it was still tougher?

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1 hour ago, Drew said:

LIke...why do they add LSU and Mizzou like those were tough games?  switch Kentucky and Miss ST with those two school...Texas is STILL a one loss team.

Switch them with Tennessee/Bama/Ole Miss.  Okay...Texas is a 2 loss team, and STILL qualifies for the SEC Title game most likely.

 

Like WTF is their problem.  Basically some of them have realized their schedule was as soft as ours, and some pretend it was still tougher?

Don't try and make sense of it. Because whatever they say, it really doesn't matter. Aggy will what-if all day long but its easier to point to who's playing this Saturday at 3:00 PM CST for an SEC Championship. For one team, its their first year and they are coming off a Big 12 conference championship season. Aggy tends to forget or not state that part..................

1 hour ago, Drew said:

LIke...why do they add LSU and Mizzou like those were tough games?  switch Kentucky and Miss ST with those two school...Texas is STILL a one loss team.

Switch them with Tennessee/Bama/Ole Miss.  Okay...Texas is a 2 loss team, and STILL qualifies for the SEC Title game most likely.

 

Like WTF is their problem.  Basically some of them have realized their schedule was as soft as ours, and some pretend it was still tougher?

They believe that even though we easily handled them, in their house, that if we had to play teams they beat, it would totally be a loss for us. Their whole world centers around cherry-picking stats to make themselves feel superior and hypotheticals because they can't beat us on the field.

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2 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Thread about if tu being elite helps or hurts aggy. I love the goal posts zooming around all over the place

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3515483

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Plus some light racism

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Wow that’s some real everliving, ever loving, compound, complex, little-brother energy.

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2 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

Why are those dorks so horny for the word "elite"?

For the same reason that a 12 year-old nerd talks so much about pussy.

3 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Thread about if tu being elite helps or hurts aggy. I love the goal posts zooming around all over the place

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3515483

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Plus some light racism

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IF, IF, IF....If MI was even remotely close to what they were last year?  If OU didn't suck a big bag of dicks?  If LSU wasn't as bad as they've been in a decade?  If MO wasn't vastly overrated and collapsed in on themselves?

How about IF the ags actually put up some semblance of a fight on their own field the outcome might have look different.  We can play this stupid game all night.  

23 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

For the same reason that a 12 year-old nerd talks so much about pussy.

Hey now!!

7 hours ago, Pancho said:

One of the biggest Aggie mouthpieces on social media:

 

Perfect time for aggy to question the direction of the Texas program if you really think about it 

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"consumed all the beer and brisket"

Nice work, Horn fan, wherever you are! 🤘

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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This is me of the reasons I didn’t go. Because if I did go….I would have done every single one of these items he mentioned, with Ag bud.

30 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

"consumed all the beer and brisket"

Nice work, Horn fan, wherever you are! 🤘

I bet that beer and brisket sucked.

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6 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Thread about if tu being elite helps or hurts aggy. I love the goal posts zooming around all over the place

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3515483

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Plus some light racism

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Love that they call Michigan a “trash team” when their record is only one loss worse that aggy’s record, AND Michigan beat Ohio State on the road. Seems to be a lot of pot/kettle vibes. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Sips must be his Kryptonite.

9 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Does aggy know it’s Christmastime, at all?

Tonight, thank God it’s them instead of you.

 

GOT is a perfect analogy of aggy football. Start strong and, in the end, completely shit the bed.
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I bet that beer and brisket sucked.

Bud light and buccees.

59 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


GOT is a perfect analogy of aggy football. Start strong and, in the end, completely shit the bed.

September:

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November:

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1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

No CR

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What in the actual fuck is that abomination? 

11 hours ago, Pancho said:

One of the biggest Aggie mouthpieces on social media:

 

Aggy: Stop me if you’ve heard this before: unranked,  nut squeeze, jizz jar, loser, bonfire sacrifice, fake army,  Jimbo , Pyle field, milk maids, Rumlin, glory hole, collie station, goober.

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Tulsa? I thought they ran this state?

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1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

No CR

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Sure that’s not mule dick? Who in their right mind would call that brisket?

17 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

What in the actual fuck is that abomination? 

 

4 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Sure that’s not mule dick? Who in their right mind would call that brisket?

Cornyn’s Easter brisket I think from a couple of years ago. Pretty good roast all-around of him after posting. But……probably not as bad as LR’s

 

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1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

No CR

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Texas Pete will be along shortly to chastise you for CR'ing this thread.

17 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

 

Cornyn’s Easter brisket I think from a couple of years ago. Pretty good roast all-around of him after posting. But……probably not as bad as LR’s

 

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Looks dry as fuck. 

What in the actual fuck is that abomination? 

Well, you see, he’s a senator. Wait until I tell you about the other one.


Sorry Pete. I had to….
11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Texas Pete will be along shortly to chastise you for CR'ing this thread.

I don’t see Cornyn’s affront to all sensible Texans as political in any way. But you do you. 

Aggies like to claim that the origin of the name Bevo for our mascot comes from their branding a bovine they did not own without permission and not with the brand of the owner. Do they consider this more in the vein of lying, animal cruelty, or merely garden-variety felonious behavior? I am curious what part of the myth appeals to them most.

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