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I didn’t know that there was a “Pat yourself on the back” portion next to the W-L column. aggy just might be leading in that stat?

Hook’em!!!

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9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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3 hours ago, markstanco said:


What is the mask about ? Honest question. First thought is ole miss fan, but it’s this weekend. 2nd is Mexican wrasslin’. 3rd is it’s some super hero cartoon character that I am unaware of.

Do you not know of one of the most classic of all movies??    /s

 

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Granted, he's aggy and got the knock off mask instead of the correct one.

 

2 hours ago, troph said:

Because these goober douche canoes are insufferable when they win. 

They are also insufferable when they lose, which is why they are so fun to watch. 

I work surrounded by aggy, so Monday I’ll wear a UT polo and I don’t have to say anything. A potential sweep that starts in about an hour (BB), would just be icing on the cake.

Hook’em!!!

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nsiap. Poor aggies ...

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1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

I work surrounded by aggy, so Monday I’ll wear a UT polo and I don’t have to say anything. A potential sweep that starts in about an hour (BB), would just be icing on the cake.

Hook’em!!!

Better suggestion:

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50 minutes ago, wood said:

nsiap. Poor aggies ...

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Translation: When Texas was in the B12 we could tell ourselves that we were better than them and that we were special. Now our illusions are broken and everyone can see that we suck as much as Texas has always said we do.

1 hour ago, wood said:

nsiap. Poor aggies ...

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"We liked it when we just sucked and big brother wasn't kicking in our dicks while sucking."

You were shit the whole time, you just didn't have your life long measuring stick to hold up your tiny dicks against.

Reality is a bitch.

A lifelong line of mediocrity is not something to hang your hat on. Generational morons create the addition of generational morons. Hello aggy!

Hook’em!!!

6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Wtf is this drivel???

* dribble

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9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I got this wrong.  It's

 

Football:  UT 1 A&M 0

Basketball:  UT 2 A&M 1

Baseball:  UT 2 A&M 0

Dammit, I keep messing this up:

 

Football:  UT 1 A&M 0

Basketball:  UT 2 A&M 1

Baseball:  UT 3 A&M 0

 

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2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I missed it - What was the ejection all about?

Our CF was running past Kash after he got him out. And he was like, “take a seat you little geek.”

Kash was like, “I’ll fuck you like a sheep,” and started jawing. 
 

Ump heard the whole exchange. Penalty for the threat of beastiality. 1 game suspension and ejection.

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I wish I could. Hell, I might’ve been fired already if my BIL’s office wasn’t in the C-Suite.

Hook’em!!!

Of the “Big Four” for our company, he’s the only Longhorn, the other three are “dirt burglers!” Corp photos sticks out like a sore thumb. UT vs OU related.

Hook’em!!!

Aggum: Welp, theys mighta swept us in baseball, but OU swept em in softball…

 

 

SEC, SEC, SEC

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They are starting to become self-aware:

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100% it's the most asinine thing I've ever witnessed. They literally own us in EVERYTHING and ALWAYS have. We'd have to win like the next 100 games in football in a row just to tie the historic record. They are simply a better school than us and there is no rational argument to the contrary. And that's ok. We are also better than some schools, just not tu, no matter how mad and red faced we want to act about it when it's made evident to us again and again and again. They are simply our fathers. Always have been, always will be. To try and hold up this facade that we are somehow their rival is the biggest Aggie joke of all time and never seems to end. It's never going to change until we accept that we are inferior to tu in sports.

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3540089/63

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Finite dates. Let’s not do this year or all time. 60-105 for aggy. 0-3 this year. Also big 12 and SWC. Don’t do those either.
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It’s not just the beating them.
It’s not just the sweeping them.
It’s giving them a bit of hope…and THEN doing those things. Rips the heart right outta their chest.
It warms my dark, black heart.

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Too good not to cross-post

May be an image of 2 people, hat and text that says 'I ALM Super _ tube'

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The shit you find in texags:
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To be fair, most LSU fans are nodding along with those replies. “First, you make a roux….”

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Yeah, because that was going to impact the video replay somehow?? 

 

2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Our CF was running past Kash after he got him out. And he was like, “take a seat you little geek.”

Kash was like, “I’ll fuck you like a sheep,” and started jawing. 
 

Ump heard the whole exchange. Penalty for the threat of beastiality. 1 game suspension and ejection.

"Take a seat you little geek" ...new banner material?

45 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Not Yet Vs GIF by First We Feast

8 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

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Nah. It’s easier to just fire them.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

The shit you find in texags:

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Nobody eats more crow than aggy.

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