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Vic you have a way of just acting like nothing is any good, ever.

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6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is that supposed to be an accomplishment? Buccees is a huge gas station designed to stop on road trips. And an oversized gas station convenience store.

And aimed for the Lowest Common Denominator anyway. I do, however, like the clean terlets.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Note to self: stop eating food from Buccees.

Have you ever stopped to watch those stupid fucks cut a brisket?? They throw half the bark in the trash. Has to be Aggy. 

10 minutes ago, Drew said:

Vic you have a way of just acting like nothing is any good, ever.

I dunno, he does tend to appreciate some things that no one else does.

I hate that damn Buc-ee's on 183 at I-10. The traffic from that monstrosity fucks up the whole interchange.  There's like 4 stoplights there now, I think you used to be able to cruise through there and there was only a flashing yellow light.

 

 

 

Vic you have a way of just acting like nothing is any good, ever.
Do you whine about every fucking thing I post here? Jesus Christ shut the fuck up.
8 hours ago, BabaBooey said:

Put it on the wall!! WHOOP!!!

We ll hell, aggy have actually made themselves useful for something - keeping toilets clean.

So they came up with a devious plan to put glory holes everywhere?

5 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

I'd rather aggy win this weekend and lose to 9-1 UAB the next week

I would rather they lose both. That would make me pretty gruntled.

Do you whine about every fucking thing I post here? Jesus Christ shut the fuck up.

You two faggerts get a room.




Or a stall....at Buccee’s.
I dunno, he does tend to appreciate some things that no one else does.

Much like the native Americans, Vic believes that no part of the buffalo should go to waste.
4 hours ago, Deej said:

Note to self: stop eating food from Buccees.

I gave up blue bell no problem. Them nuggets and hippo breakfast tacos with extra green sauce will be a much harder task. 

Ole miss is 4th in the nation in passing yards at 352 a game, one spot ahead of bama and only behind Wash st, Texas Tech and Ohio State.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict ole miss wins.
 
 
I hope you're right, but are those passing yards coming during a futile attempt to catch up after they get behind, or because they have zero running game? Ole Miss is fuckawful until further notice, and I don't think beating aggy will be the sort of notice I need..
Is that supposed to be an accomplishment? Buccees is a huge gas station designed to stop on road trips. And an oversized gas station convenience store.

Its a piss stop, an aggy created a chain with the world's largest shitters and pissers (by sq ft)..not hard to fathom.

 

 

 

fuck aggy, that's all.

3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

So they came up with a devious plan to put glory holes everywhere?

I don’t think it’s devious. They just really like sucking dick. 

5 hours ago, Deej said:

Note to self: stop eating food from Buccees.

I'm only going to take dumps there, no more spending $10 on aggy foods.

2 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

UC Irvine just beat aggy in College Station. 

Well having to play the SEC gauntlet has obviously taken it out of Aggy. 

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is that supposed to be an accomplishment? Buccees is a huge gas station designed to stop on road trips. And an oversized gas station convenience store.

don't forget the $14 bags of jerky

how could you not notice all of the aggy shit in those stores? those fuckers also try to push pepsi over coke...what kind of bullshit is that?

Is that supposed to be an accomplishment? Buccees is a huge gas station designed to stop on road trips. And an oversized gas station convenience store.
Actually it is brilliant. Road stops across America are using their business model. Aggy or not, they are spectacularly popular.
22 minutes ago, markstanco said:
16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Is that supposed to be an accomplishment? Buccees is a huge gas station designed to stop on road trips. And an oversized gas station convenience store.

Actually it is brilliant. Road stops across America are using their business model. Aggy or not, they are spectacularly popular.

Yes, there are plenty of aggy things to make fun of, but Buccees' success isn't one of them. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:
17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Is that supposed to be an accomplishment? Buccees is a huge gas station designed to stop on road trips. And an oversized gas station convenience store.

Actually it is brilliant. Road stops across America are using their business model. Aggy or not, they are spectacularly popular.

If you guys only knew the amount of money these companies make like Buccees, Loves, Pilot, etc. It is incredible. Pilot does as much annual revenue as Dell.

Not enjoying a product or visiting a place of business because it’s owned by [insert school name] is about as Aggy as it gets. Grow up 

Actually it is brilliant. Road stops across America are using their business model. Aggy or not, they are spectacularly popular.


It’s Idiocracy personified.
If you guys only knew the amount of money these companies make like Buccees, Loves, Pilot, etc. It is incredible. Pilot does as much annual revenue as Dell.


The Pilot fucker owns the Browns

There is nowhere to sit in an acre of convenience store floor space except for chair where you pose for a Bucee's selfie or the toilet. 

Something very signature aggy about that. 

 

2 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

There is nowhere to sit in an acre of convenience store floor space except for chair where you pose for a Bucee's selfie or the toilet. 

Something very signature aggy about that. 

 

Or, it’s to make sure nobody loiters. They want people buying gas, taking shits, buying jerky and soda and coffee and some overpriced kid thing, and getting out so the next schlub can do the same. 

It’s the only place I’ll shit in public. I’m sure y’alls lives are better now for knowing this. 

25 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


The Pilot fucker owns the Browns

 

And the entire state of Tennessee including The University of TN.

1 hour ago, The University said:

how could you not notice all of the aggy shit in those stores? those fuckers also try to push pepsi over coke...what kind of bullshit is that?

best sunflower seeds only can be found at buc ees

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Coke and Pepsi are both shit.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:
17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
Is that supposed to be an accomplishment? Buccees is a huge gas station designed to stop on road trips. And an oversized gas station convenience store.

Actually it is brilliant. Road stops across America are using their business model. Aggy or not, they are spectacularly popular.

and everybody here seems to stop there all the time

34 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

It’s the only place I’ll shit in public. I’m sure y’alls lives are better now for knowing this. 

Banks, great places to shit, you're welcome

25 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Banks, great places to shit, you're welcome

So, you go there to make a deposit?

best sunflower seeds only can be found at buc ees
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Coke and Pepsi are both shit.


Who gives a shit about sunflower seeds?
1 hour ago, Zavala said:

Coke and Pepsi are both shit.

coming from a sunflower seed snob, that's gold! lulz

29 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, you go there to make a deposit?

You should show yourself out now.

Stopping in to thank fake army aggy corps of cadets for their service this Veteran’s Day weekend...wonder if they get a free entree at the Dixie Chicken?

Why was Kyle Stadium biggened

 

Best Texags thread title. Most empty seats in the SEC.  Poor Tennessee. 

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Not enjoying a product or visiting a place of business because it’s owned by [insert school name] is about as Aggy as it gets. Grow up 

OK, eat Blue Bell and enjoy your listeria then dumbass

Kentucky with zero points at the half against Tennessee. This has to be the most overrated team in the country. 

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Not enjoying a product or visiting a place of business because it’s owned by [insert school name] is about as Aggy as it gets. Grow up 

There is a long list of professional practices and individual businesses I would absolutely avoid if I found they were owned or staffed by aggys. And I can provide a very convincing argument why others should do likewise. But feel free to take your chances. 

If I am thinking of building a high school football stadium I know who I would call

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