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checking out the Penn State boards, they don't know anything. Not really even any interesting rumors. 

I think its interesting it hasn't been announced Elko has been offered an extension, or signed one. 

I think the silence from both A&M or Penn State is deafening. 

Most of the other potentially commodities are in rumor to be interviewing at multiple locations except Elko. 

Might we get and end of season distraction, a late carousel addition, and A&M left at the altar all in one go ? 

 

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37 minutes ago, markstanco said:

They will either lose him or pay him more money.  

Yeah. I think they should offer him 10 years, $150MM guaranteed. Show them durn teasippers who is rich!

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33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

For real, if aggy loses elko after getting to top 5 in football a year after they lost schloss in baseball after getting to the natty, I’m not sure how their fan base doesn’t implode

I was going to put in a stock photo from Jonestown, but it seems I have found my limit for internet dark humor. 

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

They will either lose him or pay him more money.  

They can't pay him more.  Their AD already said they have to cut expenses this year.  So fat Elko's choices are (1) a dumpster fire, at a probable pay cut, with among the worst facilities in the state and an annual battle with the SEC to get to the playoffs; or (2) a huge pay increase, top notch everything, near his hometown, and a non-depleted donor base for NIL.  The decision here isn't that hard.

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3 hours ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Poor aggy is starting to have some BIG recruiting issues.  4* EDGE opts out this week and 2 of their 3 highest recruits are supposed to reopen recruiting this weekend.  But of course they aren't losing their coach, right?

https://x.com/Hayesfawcett3/status/1984658834523111713

 

Aggies pretty sure of their new place in the world.

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Pretty good sarcasm. Not sure about the top guy.

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This guy's here to set 'em straight:

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Especially all the guys who name their high school instead of A&M when introduced in the pros.

 

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4 hours ago, dcbc said:

Well, State College is the Yankee PA version of Collie Station, so The Elk should feel even more at home.

He "gets" those people.....and we get a laugh knowing aggy's Big 3 men's sports lost their HCs who used A&M as a stepping stone to better deals. Destination program?

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No Aggy will admit it because they've had the rug pulled out from under them the past 85 years, but..

The average agroid is now walking more upright, sucking in their BBQ bellies as much as possible, and their micropeens are fully erect for more than 4 hours per day.

I just hope we can do the 2" micropeen deflating in ATX after turkey day, I don't see anyone else left on their schedule that can get it done.

Nothing would get under their skin more than the fuckin teasips making the playoffs the same year as their breakout season, lolz.

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1 minute ago, ousux said:


Nothing would get under their skin more than the fuckin teasips making the playoffs the same year as their breakout season, lolz.

...after ending their undefeated season and hopes for a #1 CFB Playoff seed.

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Penn State is a Venn Diagram of Birds and Terrible Towels fans. They’re nuts. It’s why they overlooked the Patrino stuff in a fortnight. 
 

Elko would not be walking into a cushy job. 
 

He’s 2 wins against South Carolina and Samford away from making the CFP and aggy bronzing a statue of him. 
 

Trev might want to cut expenses, but they’ll find the donor money to hit Elko’s number.

My hope is that Penn State passes the hat and offers Cigs something insane like $150 million, and he says no. Penn State then says well we already raised the money, might as well give it to Elko.

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They can't pay him more.  Their AD already said they have to cut expenses this year.  So fat Elko's choices are (1) a dumpster fire, at a probable pay cut, with among the worst facilities in the state and an annual battle with the SEC to get to the playoffs; or (2) a huge pay increase, top notch everything, near his hometown, and a non-depleted donor base for NIL.  The decision here isn't that hard.

Well he has a contract so no pay decrease, and I’m sure the tackle box at Kroger field has fine enough facilities. And whatever Penn state throws at him, aggy can triple it if they want.
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10 hours ago, markstanco said:


Well he has a contract so no pay decrease, and I’m sure the tackle box at Kroger field has fine enough facilities. And whatever Penn state throws at him, aggy can triple it if they want.

So, again, they can't.  They are even more broke than usual.  Their AD was very specific this summer about the need to cut expenses at every sport and that most likely involves having to rework existing contracts.

Apparently glorifying the fact that your school is full of people who need 4 years to master "put seed in ground, then pick plant" or "use pipe move liquid somewhere else" doesn't result in a deep donor base, instead they have a bunch of "graduates" who really should have gone to trade schools.  That just can't sustain the level of giving they now think is normal.

Keep in mind - their biggest current donor was a guy with the amazing vision to see that people driving in cars might need gas at some point.  That's some cerebral stuff right there.  

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27 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

So, again, they can't.  They are even more broke than usual.  Their AD was very specific this summer about the need to cut expenses at every sport and that most likely involves having to rework existing contracts.

 

Keep in mind it's aggy we are talking about.  They are like a 19 year old girl who just applied and received her first credit card.  Maxed out in 6 months?  So, get another. 

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33 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Keep in mind - their biggest current donor was a guy with the amazing vision to see that people driving in cars might need gas at some point.  That's some cerebral stuff right there.  

...and clean restrooms...and Buc-Nuts...and brisket sandwiches

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12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Penn State is a Venn Diagram of Birds and Terrible Towels fans. They’re nuts. It’s why they overlooked the Patrino stuff in a fortnight. 
 

* Paterno

I'd guess most of those blue-collar fans never attended PSU and couldn't care less about their future success. They're nutty NFL fans, which is a different animal. They overlooked Pedo bc they just don't give a shit about CFB.

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11 hours ago, markstanco said:


Well he has a contract so no pay decrease, and I’m sure the tackle box at Kroger field has fine enough facilities. And whatever Penn state throws at him, aggy can triple it if they want.

Please let this happen.  This year's schedule is charmin-soft, fools gold.  The beforementioned conference wins & losses are abysmal.  No ranked conference teams.  Most of the games at home.

Next year it flips.  Quite a few tough road games against much more established teams in the conference.  This team us also heavy across both lines with upperclassmen.  Take them out of the equation as well.  @ Alabama, LSU, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Carolina.  Home games vs TN & Texas

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I hope PSU offers him $150M, and aggy gives him the 10 year contract extension after putting a second mortgage on both the baseball and football stadiums.  Then PSU has to find some second tier coach and pay them 9 figures.

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2 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

One of the comments:

"It makes me so happy that my Aggies broke the lsu athletics department. That’s better than a win over Texas."

They are preparing themselves.

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28 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Its Nov 6, That A&M Rollercoaster has just about crested the top of the hill. It's only down from here!

They are going to finish the season 1-3 and even though that's not their worst collapse it is going to be one of the sweetest. 

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22 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

It’s quite interesting. In 2020, They only beat  three teams with winning records. Four teams they beat fired their coaches. 

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4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s quite interesting. In 2020, They only beat  three teams with winning records. Four teams they beat fired their coaches. 

I would love for Aggy to lose two games and then ND get into the playoff over them lol

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3 hours ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

They are going to finish the season 1-3 and even though that's not their worst collapse it is going to be one of the sweetest. 

They’ll finish 3-1 or 4-0.

 

It is okay for Longhorns to admit this.

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Isn't Missouri on their 8th string QB or something?

I wonder what Looch has to say about the huge string of luck they've had this year, playing the worst SEC schedule ever, against a bunch of backup scrubs?

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