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1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

You must be joking. They have gotten to the point that they would beat us by 5 TD if we played. They have absolute top-drawer losses in actual real games played. They can legitimately pretend to themselves that other SEC powers aren’t worthy of being in a conference with them. These are the good old days.

True. Sec ready is worth 21 points alone against us. 

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14 hours ago, Chad said:

aggy gonna aggy.

Aggy in January 2013:

  • Highest final ranking since 1956
  • Best conference finish since 1998
  • 28-point bowl win largest since 1990
  • No. 9 ranked recruiting class
  • Win over national champs Alabama
  • Returning Heisman Trophy winner

We can't wait for the next 5 years. . . can you?

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Aggy in January 2013:
  • Highest final ranking since 1956
  • Best conference finish since 1998
  • 28-point bowl win largest since 1990
  • No. 9 ranked recruiting class
  • Win over national champs Alabama
  • Returning Heisman Trophy winner
We can't wait for the next 5 years. . . can you?


Imagine how good that team would have been without all those BDF players.
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2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They haven’t proven they can beat Auburn consistently, they’ve not yet beaten both miss schools in the same year yet I don’t think, arky might have a team by then if chad knows what he’s doing, and there’s still LSU and at Alabama. 

Yes they have 6-7 easy games in that schedule, but as always with them it’s what they do against the best 5 teams on their schedule. As it is with most top 25 type teams. 

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1 minute ago, miguelito said:

Also, they are an Agricultural school, and their grass looks like shit.

So do their trees, their flower beds, and their riparian landscapes. And their equestrian center has all the appeal of an equine gulag.

"Farmers" my ass. They're as bad at that as they are at everything else they do..

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28 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So do their trees, their flower beds, and their riparian landscapes. And their equestrian center has all the appeal of an equine gulag.

"Farmers" my ass. They're as bad at that as they are at everything else they do..

At least the equestrian center didn’t collapse the second time 

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So do their trees, their flower beds, and their riparian landscapes. And their equestrian center has all the appeal of an equine gulag.

"Farmers" my ass. They're as bad at that as they are at everything else they do..

Clearly engineering is not a forte either.

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So do their trees, their flower beds, and their riparian landscapes. And their equestrian center has all the appeal of an equine gulag.

"Farmers" my ass. They're as bad at that as they are at everything else they do..

But how do their sheep look? Rode hard and put up wet?

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9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

These are wedding cake toppers. I don’t blame the groom, I would look that way too if I was marrying an aggy. However there are two things he didn’t learn:
1. He’s marrying an aggy
2. He’s getting married

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That figurine is hotter than 99% of any woman on the aggie campus

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10 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

These are wedding cake toppers. I don’t blame the groom, I would look that way too if I was marrying an aggy. However there are two things he didn’t learn:
1. He’s marrying an aggy
2. He’s getting married

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He's upset because she just took away the keys to the ewe's chastity belt. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They haven’t proven they can beat Auburn consistently, they’ve not yet beaten both miss schools in the same year yet I don’t think, arky might have a team by then if chad knows what he’s doing, and there’s still LSU and at Alabama. 

Yes they have 6-7 easy games in that schedule, but as always with them it’s what they do against the best 5 teams on their schedule. As it is with most top 25 type teams. 

They beat both Miss schools in year 1, as their only 2 losses were Florida and LSU.

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Went to do some twitter trolling at Looch and I noticed his banner pic. When did JJ Watt go on that show? Or is that some aggy meathead like Seth Payne? Had to tell because it's blurry. 
Two guys with girls in their laps, one guy who looks like he could get any woman under 65 in American to sit on his lap just for the asking, and.... Looch with a smirk on his face just happy to be there. 
That's an aggy SEC allegory if there ever was one. 
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Girls..


You absolutely certain about that? Nttawwt of course
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