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Be a lib

Cry. Cry a lot. Feel the Triggered. BE the Triggered.

Collect tears. freeze into .50 cal marbles.

Wrist Rocket. Aim small miss small.

Shoot Racist White Supremacist's in the face with the very rounds which they helped create themselves.

 

poetic circle of triggered. and it's eco friendly. #TeamPolarBear

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Depends on what kind of nazis you plan on killing. Maybe the Mosin-Nagant has killed more, but the M1 Garand did it with more style. But on the other hand there are plenty of nazis who find themselves particularly susceptible to fentanyl. Or meth. Or fentanyl laced meth. Why use a gun when an easier option exists?

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7 hours ago, cam4mav said:

Be a lib

Cry. Cry a lot. Feel the Triggered. BE the Triggered.

Collect tears. freeze into .50 cal marbles.

Wrist Rocket. Aim small miss small.

Shoot Racist White Supremacist's in the face with the very rounds which they helped create themselves.

 

poetic circle of triggered. and it's eco friendly. #TeamPolarBear

This will never fit on a window decal.

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6 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Depends on what kind of nazis you plan on killing. Maybe the Mosin-Nagant has killed more, but the M1 Garand did it with more style. But on the other hand there are plenty of nazis who find themselves particularly susceptible to fentanyl. Or meth. Or fentanyl laced meth. Why use a gun when an easier option exists?

Meth takes too long and dealing with burglaries is a pain in the ass. 

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I have been historically anti pretty much anything semi or full auto when it comes to gun ownership. I was raised in Texas, hunting with your typical bolt action rifles (.243/.222/30 30). Since Trump was elected and instigated a potential civil war, I've purchased a 556 and built a 300 blackout sbr purely for the potential of needing to have a bigger stick if parts of society start to fail and I need to fight for resources or fight against nazis. It's perverse but here we are. 

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1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I have been historically anti pretty much anything semi or full auto when it comes to gun ownership. I was raised in Texas, hunting with your typical bolt action rifles (.243/.222/30 30). Since Trump was elected and instigated a potential civil war, I've purchased a 556 and built a 300 blackout sbr purely for the potential of needing to have a bigger stick if parts of society start to fail and I need to fight for resources or fight against nazis. It's perverse but here we are. 

Full auto isn't the way to go anyways. 3 round burst would be a better option. 

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I dunno, but I was browsing Academy the other day and heard the guy working there tell a customer:

"Night vision? The problem is there is no depth perception. And if I have a flashlight, I blind you. But thermal? Now we're talking."

So don't skimp. Go thermal sights. I think that guy used to be special forces.

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Number one rule when preparing for the Civil War II. Don't be out of shape. If you can't lift your own body weight or run a mile without being winded then hypothetical roving bands of armed hooligans is the least of your worries.

 

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4 minutes ago, F250 said:

Number one rule when preparing for the Civil War II. Don't be out of shape. If you can't lift your own body weight or run a mile without being winded then hypothetical roving bands of armed hooligans is the least of your worries.

 

Yep, and a bug out bag already loaded up with essentials you can throw on isn't a bad idea either.

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10 hours ago, elfenix said:

mosin-nagant.  killed more nazis than any other rifle. 

Quite a complex weapon though, took two Soviets to handle it/fire it.  

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1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I dunno, but I was browsing Academy the other day and heard the guy working there tell a customer:

"Night vision? The problem is there is no depth perception. And if I have a flashlight, I blind you. But thermal? Now we're talking."

So don't skimp. Go thermal sights. I think that guy used to be special forces.

I don't think Eagle Scout is one of the Special Forces.

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30 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

AK is easy to maintain, shoots well, and can't be broken with a rock.  Ammo for it will be bring-your-own only.  AR is more finicky to maintain and can be broken, but spare parts and ammo will be easy to take off the bodies of your dead nazis.  It's all about logistics.  I'd say AR.

why not both?

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Most important strategy: don't put a target on your back.

Dude with all the latest "tactical gear," visibly carrying a weapon when the shit goes south?  He's a combatant, and thus a target of the opposition.

Regular looking dude in street clothes, not looking to start shit?  He's a civilian, the people intent on doing bad shit are likely to look past him.

Have an easy-to-use weapon for home defense, if the brownshirts try to bust down your door.  If you intend to go out and fight, blend in.  My strategy would be to have some good hidey-holes picked out, use my position to pick off a couple of brownshirt gravy seal types with a tuned-in rifle (30/06, .300 wby mag, etc.), then bug out before they can figure out what happened.

The guys playing soldier most visibly will be the ones putting a target on their back.  That's dumb.  But most of those guys aren't that smart.

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Mustard gas. If they don't like surgical masks, they'll hate gas masks. 

Punji sticks in the yard.

Me in the shadows with a piano wire garrote. 

I'll collect the weapons of the dead as I drag their soon-to-be-stinking bodies into the decomposition pit. Let the stench be a warning to wandering bands.

 

 

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12 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Last I shot a gun was, I think, a .22 rifle on a snipe hunt in Alabama for Boy Scouts.

What say you is the preferred arm for nazi-killing? 

Are these the Nazis you are talking about killing or is it just regular republicucks?

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Hilarious thread though. this is already a thing 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5jy_3uvp64

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19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Most important strategy: don't put a target on your back.

Dude with all the latest "tactical gear," visibly carrying a weapon when the shit goes south?  He's a combatant, and thus a target of the opposition.

Regular looking dude in street clothes, not looking to start shit?  He's a civilian, the people intent on doing bad shit are likely to look past him.

Have an easy-to-use weapon for home defense, if the brownshirts try to bust down your door.  If you intend to go out and fight, blend in.  My strategy would be to have some good hidey-holes picked out, use my position to pick off a couple of brownshirt gravy seal types with a tuned-in rifle (30/06, .300 wby mag, etc.), then bug out before they can figure out what happened.

The guys playing soldier most visibly will be the ones putting a target on their back.  That's dumb.  But most of those guys aren't that smart.

Yeah, Edge Lord signalling seems counterproductive.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

What is this thread even about?

LARPing a modern civil war?

Nevermind that leftists are stuck in cities and outnumbered by a criminal element that won't hesitate if the food stopped coming in for a day. They are gonna go CoLlEcT sOmE nAzI sCaLpS!

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26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Most important strategy: don't put a target on your back.

Dude with all the latest "tactical gear," visibly carrying a weapon when the shit goes south?  He's a combatant, and thus a target of the opposition.

Regular looking dude in street clothes, not looking to start shit?  He's a civilian, the people intent on doing bad shit are likely to look past him.

Have an easy-to-use weapon for home defense, if the brownshirts try to bust down your door.  If you intend to go out and fight, blend in.  My strategy would be to have some good hidey-holes picked out, use my position to pick off a couple of brownshirt gravy seal types with a tuned-in rifle (30/06, .300 wby mag, etc.), then bug out before they can figure out what happened.

The guys playing soldier most visibly will be the ones putting a target on their back.  That's dumb.  But most of those guys aren't that smart.

Personally, I'm going for a Home Alone strategy.

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5 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Are these the Nazis you are talking about killing or is it just regular republicucks?

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Hilarious thread though. this is already a thing 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5jy_3uvp64

The ones who have been expressing their first preference for an armed conflict ad nauseum for the last 20 years and more recently have openly expressed their preference for authoritarianism over democracy.

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15 minutes ago, Zeus said:

LARPing a modern civil war?

Nevermind that leftists are stuck in cities and outnumbered by a criminal element that won't hesitate if the food stopped coming in for a day. They are gonna go CoLlEcT sOmE nAzI sCaLpS!

What makes leftists "stuck" to the cities? And how is preparation for dealing with righties who have had a hard on for this exact scenario for decades, larping? And cities have a +50% criminal population? 

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3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

because all of their deranged fantasies are LARPing too

Deranged fantasies? Why, that's right up my alley. So, best hiding place during The Troubles: Orange County Rising is going to be the library because who would go there except to burn books? Set a few decoy fires with the glut of Tucker Carlson, Laura Ingraham, and Sean Hannity tomes, raid the snack machine in the employee lounge, and then settle into a study carrel with a couple of good bodice rippers, some Shakespeare, and the entire catalogue of Dummies 101 books (for educational purposes). Anyone tries to come in, just hide the bodies in the basement stacks. Unless it's Ryan Reynolds. He has a library card and gin.

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12 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

because all of their deranged fantasies are LARPing too

Except, you know, many of them have taken tangible steps to make it a reality (arming themselves to the teeth), openly discuss their plans and goals to use violence to overthrow the government and take out "evil socialists" (aka anyone who isn't a Trumper), and some of them even ACTED on this shit, openly attacking and trying to decapitate the government.

If these were just fat fucks sitting in their mom's basement and rolling the 20-sided dice and swinging foam swords at each other, they'd be LARPers.  These guys....are something to actually be concerned about.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Except, you know, many of them have taken tangible steps to make it a reality (arming themselves to the teeth), openly discuss their plans and goals to use violence to overthrow the government and take out "evil socialists" (aka anyone who isn't a Trumper), and some of them even ACTED on this shit, openly attacking and trying to decapitate the government.

If these were just fat fucks sitting in their mom's basement and rolling the 20-sided dice and swinging foam swords at each other, they'd be LARPers.  These guys....are something to actually be concerned about.

Great, get out there and start shooting.  

Hopefully for you and yours, "I hate NAZI's" gets a good reaction from a jury of your peers.

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10 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Depends on what kind of nazis you plan on killing. Maybe the Mosin-Nagant has killed more, but the M1 Garand did it with more style. But on the other hand there are plenty of nazis who find themselves particularly susceptible to fentanyl. Or meth. Or fentanyl laced meth. Why use a gun when an easier option exists?

Like slow release cyanide pills with trippy highs as side effects.

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