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Let's Play......Fuck, Marry, or Date?

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(This is similar to Fuck, Marry, Kill, but I don't like the violence that implies and I'm a peace lover, after all.)

The wife (no pics) and I were talking about Ben Affleck being double Jennifered but how he hasn't pulled off the Jennifer Hat Trick.  We periodically play the Fuck, Marry, Date game so we decided play the Jennifer addition.  So, fuck, marry, date -- Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Lopez, and Jennifer Anniston.

My Jennifer ranking:

Jennifer Anniston -- Date.  Staggering amount of money and is a smoke show but her diet is insane and I like to eat and drink booze.  Would make for a fascinating conversationalist, though.  She's smart and has been in the industry 30 years.  Prolly great insight and stories.

Jennifer Garner -- Marry.  Has enough money and from all indications, very normal and a nice person.  Looks the same in person while Ben Affleck would look like a homeless person.

Jennifer Lopez -- Fuck.  You know she's great in the sack.  Tons of money, though, which might move her into the marriage bucket but not for me.

So, throw out your Jennifer ranking and/or throw out 3 random celebrities.  (Think Buy or Sell on the football board.)

Marry Lopez (you know it won't last long)

Fuck Garner

Date Anniston

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No Jennifer: Lawrence?  Love Hewitt?  Connelly?

 

BOOOOOOO.

Exactly.  I'd take all three of those over any of the other Jennifers.

Agree on the marry Garner. Aniston seems like she'd be high maintenance. Probably just fuck her. Dating J Lo seems like it would be highly entertaining - maybe for some of the wrong reasons but still a fun time. 

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No Jennifer: Lawrence?  Love Hewitt?  Connelly?

 

BOOOOOOO.

Somehow need to pigeonhole Aniston in there, but this is a much, much better list. 

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No Jennifer: Lawrence?  Love Hewitt?  Connelly?

 

BOOOOOOO.

This.  Garner and Aniston is gonna be a no for me dog.  

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

This.  Garner and Aniston is gonna be a no for me dog.  

Oh, I've got no hate for Garner.  She seems like a really cool, together gal, and she's a stunner.

Guys have the Jennifers, we women have the Chrises.  

I leave Chris Pratt out...

Then I have Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans.  Um, yes?!?

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Guys have the Jennifers, we women have the Chrises.  

I leave Chris Pratt out...

Then I have Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans.  Um, yes?!?

Those are some pretty dudes.  Didn't realize y'all had the murderer's row of Chris's like that.  Kinda funny.  Generational thing, I guess.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

(This is similar to Fuck, Marry, Kill, but I don't like the violence that implies and I'm a peace lover, after all.)

The wife (no pics) and I were talking about Ben Affleck being double Jennifered but how he hasn't pulled off the Jennifer Hat Trick.  We periodically play the Fuck, Marry, Date game so we decided play the Jennifer addition.  So, fuck, marry, date -- Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Lopez, and Jennifer Anniston.

My Jennifer ranking:

Jennifer Anniston -- Date.  Staggering amount of money and is a smoke show but her diet is insane and I like to eat and drink booze.  Would make for a fascinating conversationalist, though.  She's smart and has been in the industry 30 years.  Prolly great insight and stories.

Jennifer Garner -- Marry.  Has enough money and from all indications, very normal and a nice person.  Looks the same in person while Ben Affleck would look like a homeless person.

Jennifer Lopez -- Fuck.  You know she's great in the sack.  Tons of money, though, which might move her into the marriage bucket but not for me.

So, throw out your Jennifer ranking and/or throw out 3 random celebrities.  (Think Buy or Sell on the football board.)

You’ve been on these boards long enough to know Anniston is the fuck.

I choose to believe.

3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

You’ve been on these boards long enough to know Anniston is the fuck.

I choose to believe.

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Fuck, date and marry Aniston. Lol at Garner, Lopez, Lawrence, Connelly, or Love Hewitt even being in this conversation. 

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43 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Guys have the Jennifers, we women have the Chrises.  

I leave Chris Pratt out...

Then I have Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans.  Um, yes?!?

Fuck, marry, or date?  Who is who?

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

No Jennifer: Lawrence?  Love Hewitt?  Connelly?

 

BOOOOOOO.

Jennifer Lawrence — fuck.  Seems like she’d be jolly good fun.

Jennifer Connelly — marry.  Duh.

Jennifer Love Hewitt — date.  

If you like to stick your dick in crazy (looking at NMAS) then Jenny McCarthy deserves a mention. If only for historical purposes, and being Playmate of the Year.

If they think they know what pleasure is they need to come taste this dick for a night. I’d fucking rock all their worlds. 
 

Marry - garner

date - JLo

fuck (and I mean fuck) - Aniston. You know she’s fun

8 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Ellen Page, Ellen DeGeneres, Elin Woods.  Go!

Elliot now.

F - Carmen Electra

M - Carmen Miranda

D - Carmen Sandiego

 

Just for the record she was a smokeshow without bananas in her hair

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1 hour ago, texasdago said:

F - Carmen Electra

Was sitting 2 seats behind The Worm on a flight to Miami the other day, and couldn't help but go down memory lane.  First, that I had such higher hopes for him with the Spurs, and secondly, Carmen Electra.  Distant third was how he travels thru the airport with all that shit in his face. 

Buncha motherfuckers in here getting excited about unicorns.

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Fuck, marry, or date?  Who is who?

That is hard.  But probaby Fuck Chris Hemsworth (he is so hot), marry Chris Pine (just something about him), and date Chris Evans (he seems so nice).

I guess we also have Tom's.  There is Tom Cruise, but he is older than the others, then there is Tom Holland, who is a lot younger.  But in the same age range, you have Tom Ellis, Tom Hardy, and Tom Hiddleston.  This one is a lot easier IMO.  Fuck Tom Hardy, Marry Tom Ellis, Date Tom Hiddleston.

This is in the wrong forum and woefully lacking in pics

Leslie Bibb, Leslie Nielsen, Leslie Jones.

Catherine/Katheine/Kate/Katie/Cat/Kat could put together a pretty strong roster.

3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Guys have the Jennifers, we women have the Chrises.  

I leave Chris Pratt out...

Then I have Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans.  Um, yes?!?

You left out Chris Elliot

Meh Pop Tv GIF by Schitt's Creek

9 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Catherine/Katheine/Kate/Katie/Cat/Kat could put together a pretty strong roster.

wynnick.  done.

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Guys have the Jennifers, we women have the Chrises.  

I leave Chris Pratt out...

Then I have Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans.  Um, yes?!?

why leave Pratt out?? definitely seems the funniest which is the most attractive trait 🤔 

Pratt - date, most fun, see above

Hemsworth - marry, good family genes

Pine/Evans- fuck because

Noah Reid Comedy GIF by CBC

 

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Can we add who you would keep locked in your basement? (or maybe who you would allow to lock me up)

cuz I choose Karen Gillan...in her Nebula costume....

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I just asked my wife to offer up a man for this game. She came up with the unique Hugh:

Jackman
Grant
Laurie

4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I just asked my wife to offer up a man for this game. She came up with the unique Hugh:

Jackman
Grant
Laurie
 

Marry Laurie

Fuck Jackman

Buy a hooker for Grant

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I would marry Hugh Grant because he probably has more money than Hugh Laurie, and there is less chance with him than Hugh Jackman that he’s secretly gay and would actually try to have sex with me.

But Laurie could tell you whether your mysterious illness was Lupus or not.

Date Meg Ryan, fuck Meg Ryan, then marry Meg Ryan. Then kick her to the curb when she fucked her face up with surgery. 

This game is confusing me sexually when the girls play.  

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, I've got no hate for Garner.  She seems like a really cool, together gal, and she's a stunner.

 

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31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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Go back to Alias.  The hottest little ass kicking hottie that ever existed.  She’s aged well enough to still do commercials for cosmetics companies.  I’d marry her, fuck JLo, and date JLaw.

1 hour ago, Humble Beast said:

Jennifer Lawrence is hotter than all 3. Her exclusion is inexcusable. 

Suggesting Lawrence is hotter than Aniston is inexcusable. 

Just avoid all Jennifer's. Trust me. They are the new derel.

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