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44 minutes ago, troph said:

we start talking first class then I'm gonna say ok. but this girl ain't graduated above business class yet, and economy, premium economy and business class are meh for any sexy times.

Hahaha - it coulda been better, but the stew just watched. I don't think we woulda said no if she'd wanted to join in.

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Posted (edited)
30 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

... high rise hotel windows- personal favorite.

South Padre - don't recall hotel name. Fuck high rise, had the second floor Honeymoon Suite, overlooking the pool. Full width floor-to-ceilling sliding glass doors, wide open. Fabulous breeze blowing the see-through drapes. Told her the crowd couldn't see in, but I lied. Quite noisy, both of us. We built up to the great climax and got thunderous applause, cheers and whistles. Had to have supper sent up, couldn't walk, wouldn't walk.

 

 

 

 

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Edited for fat cock - I mean uhhhh fingers. Bad for typing.
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One of our good friends lives on one of the top floors down town and you can see others across the street they can see you etc. first the penthouse is ridiculous but sex in front of one of those windows uh, yeah! 

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2 minutes ago, troph said:

One of our good friends lives on one of the top floors down town and you can see others across the street they can see you etc. first the penthouse is ridiculous but sex in front of one of those windows uh, yeah! 

You're quite the little voyeuse.

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13 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

This has turned into a high school PE locker room.  I don't believe any of you.

Back to funny pictures.

Low standards equals lots of opportunities for sexy time.  Plus I tend to gravitate towards crazy which really only has one benefit- crazy sex.

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1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Zero-G probably removes a whole lot of needful athleticism. That, and you likely don't need or can't use Armybrat's sex swing.

Potential problem with doing it in space is ending up in the middle of the capsule with nothing to grab within reach. You will be in that position until the fellow astronauts come rescue you. 

Posted
7 hours ago, troph said:

Add RV, cabin in the woods, bohemian beach side casita in Mexico with tequila poured all over you, on a cruise (one of those small ship bougie cruises), on the deck of said cruise in the middle of the night, in a South Pacific private villa beach side pool, hot tub, damn girl your imagination was shit… on a washer and dryer? You can do better…

Too soon - Knoxhorn/Jameslaw

Posted
2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

You're quite the little voyeuse.

Women like me either shrivel and die or we are the most body positive sex positive ones out there. I’ll let you ponder which type I am. 

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5 minutes ago, troph said:

Women like me either shrivel and die or we are the most body positive sex positive ones out there. I’ll let you ponder which type I am. 

Aw hell, darlin', I ain't gotta ponder a bunch on that one. But I appreciate the invitation.

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Zero-G probably removes a whole lot of needful athleticism. That, and you likely don't need or can't use Armybrat's sex swing.

Try the trunk deck on a 1960 MGA roadster parked on Red Bud Isle.

 

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Just now, Armybrat said:

Try the trunk deck on a 1960 MGA roadster parked on Red Bud Isle.

MGA don't got no "trunk", prolly you're thinking of the boot? First Miz Long drove a white one back in the day. 

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Yours had a floorboard?

With a burned out hole in the center.

The exhaust pipe had apparently been jammed up against it after I had run over a chunk of retread tire on 290 in northeast Austin.

My MG looked just like this one….

 

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Zero-G probably removes a whole lot of needful athleticism. That, and you likely don't need or can't use Armybrat's sex swing.

True, but the rest of those astronauts will probably have mixed emotions watching you.
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17 of 17 … if not being exact. Like, not Walmart, but a retail store. And surprisingly, not a boat, but many times on a jet ski. Lot of overlap too. Like, closet, bathroom, washer/dryer, friends bed … could all double up with being at a party. 

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