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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Hmbre97 said:

I think Derka may be my ex-wife. God forbid we don't agree about something and her viewpoint turns out to be more accurate, I'd have to constantly hear about it for the next year.

very revealing post.

your ex wife: “i don’t think this fabric softener is any good.”

you: YOU GODDAMN BITCH! THIS IS THE BEST FABRIC SOFTENER ON THE ENTIRE GODDAMN MARKET YOU BITCH! I WILL JAM MY THUMB IN YOUR EYE YOU ATTENTION SEEKING, MENTALLY ILL PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU!!!

your wife, three years later, after said fabric softener is recalled due to poisonous chemicals which bring the worst out of your clothes: 

“care to admit that you were wrong, and maybe a little bit over the top about the fabric softener?

you: “you goddamn bitch. this is why nobody likes you. i get one thing wrong one time and you’ll never let me forget it smh. this is why we’re divorced. you did this to me.”

weird flex, but ok.

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Posted
4 hours ago, Derka said:

you wildly exaggerate how often this happens. i spend 99% of my time on surly on boards that you don't even read. 

also, i brought more than just receipts on my QE takes, i brought receipts on the actual personal shit talk that came with it. listen to how much you whine about me bringing that up. now multiply it by 1,000, and you have me experience posting on this thread. you think it’s annoying for one guy to mention “hey you guys talk crazy shit about me for no reason” once every few blue moons? try having the hive mind follow you around religiously attacking you for your football opinions. see how annoying that is.

also, seriously- you have made a gigantic mountain of this molehill. it’s wild that you think you have some sort of moral high ground here. we wouldn’t even still be talking about me if you weren’t dedicating thousands of keystrokes to me and my posts. you act like you hate this but you’re actively giving it life.

I mean good for you for coming here with receipts, but being critical of other posters reacting and responding to it sure is a take. What did you think would happen. 

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, MrX said:

I mean good for you for coming here with receipts, but being critical of other posters reacting and responding to it sure is a take. What did you think would happen. 

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was that wrong?

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Posted
11 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

You can say a lot about Derka but dude fucking knows ball. And the dumbass vultures that follow him around just to be adversarial like @MotownHorn got embarrassed and can't handle being taken to the woodshed by having their receipts pulled up. Eat shit! Bitch!!

Where the fuck did this attack come from, asshole? I haven't posted in this thread in months and said nice things about Derka just the other day. I haven't said a bad word to the guy in a long time.

Are you butthurt I said something negative about Dear Leader Orange Jesus the other day? Did that trigger you? Is that why you're melting down like a little snowflake?

Leave me the fuck alone, loser, and go choke on tiny mushroom cock.

Posted
5 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

True.

However, if Arch leads Texas to a title this year, or if he's even demonstratively better than Quinn was at guiding the offense, I'm not sure the 2024 QB decision once Quinn returned from injury was much of a Sophie's choice. Instead, we'll be adamant that Sark made a mistake. 

Arch has a better team around him this year than Ewers had for the last 2 years.  he should win it all.  I mean, we are consensus #1 pre season.  I expect a victory at tOSU. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, MrX said:

No, but being aggrieved that it stirred criticism probably was. 

i’m about 100x less aggrieved than those who find themselves aggrieved at my bumping of old posts, so i don’t think i can agree with your overall point.

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Posted
On 8/11/2025 at 2:30 PM, Derka said:

who’s hungry for some crow?

 

 

You can't whine like a little bitch to the mods for a year+ that I'm so mean to you, and then pick a fight now when I haven't said shit to you in months, my man.

Either leave me alone like I've left you alone, or quit whining like a little bitch already. Pick one. You don't get to attack me out of nowhere after I haven't said shit to you for months, and then also whine about how everyone always picks on poor innocent Derka who doesn't start any shit and never does anything wrong.

Pick one. 

Posted
49 minutes ago, Derka said:

very revealing post.

your ex wife: “i don’t think this fabric softener is any good.”

you: YOU GODDAMN BITCH! THIS IS THE BEST FABRIC SOFTENER ON THE ENTIRE GODDAMN MARKET YOU BITCH! I WILL JAM MY THUMB IN YOUR EYE YOU ATTENTION SEEKING, MENTALLY ILL PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU!!!

your wife, three years later, after said fabric softener is recalled due to poisonous chemicals which bring the worst out of your clothes: 

“care to admit that you were wrong, and maybe a little bit over the top about the fabric softener?

you: “you goddamn bitch. this is why nobody likes you. i get one thing wrong one time and you’ll never let me forget it smh. this is why we’re divorced. you did this to me.”

weird flex, but ok.

Now this is funny and literally explains the last few pages. Good job. I could of read this instead of the last few pages and not missed a beat 

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As always, this is fucking stupid and I'll be the only one to stop engaging in it now.

I hadn't posted in this thread, or said shit to Derka, in months. Please leave me the fuck alone. Bye now.

Posted
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Are the mental health potshots OK?  Not in a million years.  The rest of it?  Just surly back and forth.  I cannot possibly remember who insulted me yesterday much less years ago, but here we are.  C'est la vie?

This was mentioned by him in regards to those screenshots he posted. What are the mental health potshots in those screenshots? Forgive me if completely missed them. 

Posted
10 minutes ago, Derka said:

i’m about 100x less aggrieved than those who find themselves aggrieved at my bumping of old posts, so i don’t think i can agree with your overall point.

Post 26914 doesn’t sound like you’re 100x less aggrieved, but hey, I’m willing to be wrong. 

Posted
3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

This was mentioned by him in regards to those screenshots he posted. What are the mental health potshots in those screenshots? Forgive me if completely missed them. 

i referenced the mental health pot shots because they have persisted throughout this thread, including just a couple of days ago. those screenshots are just from like a 10 post stretch of one page of this thread, and i don’t believe i claimed that those specific posts featured any mental health pot shots. what im saying is that those personal:mental health insults have taken place and continue to take place, never because i insulted someone else, always because some poster just doesn’t like me or my take on quinn ewers. i report like one post per year and so far this year it was someone in this thread who went after my mental health a few days ago. i let a lot slide off my back, but that shit gets tiresome. it’s out of bounds, especially when i’m never taking it there with anyone else.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Derka said:

i referenced the mental health pot shots because they have persisted throughout this thread, including just a couple of days ago. those screenshots are just from like a 10 post stretch of one page of this thread, and i don’t believe i claimed that those specific posts featured any mental health pot shots. what im saying is that those personal:mental health insults have taken place and continue to take place, never because i insulted someone else, always because some poster just doesn’t like me or my take on quinn ewers. i report like one post per year and so far this year it was someone in this thread who went after my mental health a few days ago. i let a lot slide off my back, but that shit gets tiresome. it’s out of bounds, especially when i’m never taking it there with anyone else.

Legit question -- how many posters have actually taken those potshots?  Surely it's a small minority of those who argue with you (as they do others) about sports, etc.?

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16 minutes ago, Derka said:

i referenced the mental health pot shots because they have persisted throughout this thread, including just a couple of days ago. those screenshots are just from like a 10 post stretch of one page of this thread, and i don’t believe i claimed that those specific posts featured any mental health pot shots. what im saying is that those personal:mental health insults have taken place and continue to take place, never because i insulted someone else, always because some poster just doesn’t like me or my take on quinn ewers. i report like one post per year and so far this year it was someone in this thread who went after my mental health a few days ago. i let a lot slide off my back, but that shit gets tiresome. it’s out of bounds, especially when i’m never taking it there with anyone else.

Ok that’s fair. Maybe I interpreted what you said incorrectly. Regarding the other point…do you have any idea how often I and most posters have been called a retard or worse just for ideas or observations on most of the boards here? It’s not a big deal.  Have you tried posting on places like Reddit or Sec rant? Those places are fucking brutal. 

Posted (edited)

...and another thing. I'm not aggrieved. Please don't put in the newspaper that I was aggrieved.

 

Derka is the antithesis to "agree to disagree"

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Posted
1 hour ago, Derka said:

very revealing post.

your ex wife: “i don’t think this fabric softener is any good.”

you: YOU GODDAMN BITCH! THIS IS THE BEST FABRIC SOFTENER ON THE ENTIRE GODDAMN MARKET YOU BITCH! I WILL JAM MY THUMB IN YOUR EYE YOU ATTENTION SEEKING, MENTALLY ILL PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU!!!

your wife, three years later, after said fabric softener is recalled due to poisonous chemicals which bring the worst out of your clothes: 

“care to admit that you were wrong, and maybe a little bit over the top about the fabric softener?

you: “you goddamn bitch. this is why nobody likes you. i get one thing wrong one time and you’ll never let me forget it smh. this is why we’re divorced. you did this to me.”

weird flex, but ok.

Oddly specific theoretical story there 

Posted
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, I was Brian Boitano on the lanes.

Wait, what?

At least bowling is not subjective scoring.

But the art of dancing on ice is………….actually pretty damn skillful.

Posted
32 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Derka is the antithesis to "agree to disagree"

says who? seriously, who said that about me? did somebody say that about me? because they’re fucking wrong. i will jam my thumb in their goddamn eye. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

Are you butthurt I said something negative about Dear Leader Orange Jesus the other day? Did that trigger you? Is that why you're melting down like a little snowflake?

This is exceptionally hilarious considering my post history but go off king

Posted
2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Arch has a better team around him this year than Ewers had for the last 2 years.  he should win it all.  I mean, we are consensus #1 pre season.  I expect a victory at tOSU. 

I expect a victory at tOSU but I’d argue that Arch’s receiving corps and rebuilt line are a step down from what Quinn had the last 2 years. Our defense is elite. If our Offense can average at least 24 points a game we should cruise.

Posted
2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Arch has a better team around him this year than Ewers had for the last 2 years. 

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we’ve had 25 players from the past two teams drafted, plus other guys who will stick in the league as UDFA’s. if the last two teams had the next two seasons of Arch at qb then Texas would be coming off back to back undefeated seasons right now. QE got waaaaaaay more help than what Arch will have this year. maybe next year Arch has a supporting cast on par with what quinn had, but that would require Tecas to have the best defense i. the country with top 5 skill position players. we’ll see.

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