Jump to content

In before the Politics board sucks


MajorTexasFan

Recommended Posts

Fellow colleagues, distinguished members of the press, ladies and gentlemen
I would like to take this opportunity to personally and humbly thank each and every one of you
For joining us at this particular event
It is my hope that we can utilize this meeting of the minds
To successfully convey the essence of our platform to you, a grand and noble audience

As I look out among the faces, I reflect
Taking console in the words of Franklin Delano Roosevelt who said,
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself"

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you
May not be who they appear to be, so take precaution

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, this is true
Many a young person has fallen prey to the substances that alter the perspective
Of any right thinking individual
The problem with the youth today is, because of their inexperience with the world,
They cannot attempt to grasp the ideals set forth by myself and those who preceded me
But, as history has show, they will come around and embrace our philosophies
And become model citizens in their own right, God Bless this great nation

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Fuck you, you:

 

__ Mouth Breathing, Racist, Nazi Trumpkin 

 

__ Tree Hugging, Libtard Muslim Loving Cuck

 

__ Gary Johnson Voter

You forgot the SEC is the greatest football conference in the history of football conferences......

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What if there's a terrible transporter malfunction that grafts different parts of different posters together?

Let’s graft Swam and Hugo together “Swam4Stiltz”. The explosion would be glorious and likely take out half the country’s servers.

Link to comment
Share on other sites



×
×
  • Create New...