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6 hours ago, otisdog said:

JFC! Can you guys take the discussion/agrument of the merits of past presidents to a different thread. For three days I've opened this thread to find your ongoing pissing match. 'I don't want to derail this thread' put here's a couple of hundred words of derailment....

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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

There's such an obvious follow-up question about Trump and the documents in the bathroom given his proclivity for flushing papers down the toilet, but as usual our media is about as quick as a Stephen Hawking 400m Individual Medley.  

"So Mr. Speaker, I take it you believe a bathroom door with a lock on it to be sufficient security for state secrets and will report as much. Look for the headline tomorrow."

I completely agree with you about the intellectual prowess of the press. They also all watched the same movies and the same press conferences as the example for how this is done. They yell their own questions and rarely follow up another reporter's question. This allows dodges such as this one. Just bull your way through a tough question and let a reporter change the subject for you.

I'm not a physicist but I don't think current physics allows for an individual medley although the Olympics does have solo sychronized swimming, so there are authorities higher than science. 

 

Someone is getting indicted tomorrow:

 

42 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm not a physicist but I don't think current physics allows for an individual medley

It is when a swimmer performs a medley of different swim strokes over the course of a single race. 

I’m waiting on the Georgia indictment. That’s the only one* he couldn’t self-pardon** because it’s state, not Federal?

*Not counting NY because that’s a long shot 

**Obviously this will be challenged legally 

On 7/23/2023 at 2:07 AM, tx 3 putt said:

well, well...case closed !

 

Car hold!

 

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I put odds at 50% Trump has a cardiac event (either actual MI or angina requiring stents) or stroke in the next 18 months

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F you autocorrect

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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56 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It is when a swimmer performs a medley of different swim strokes over the course of a single race. 

I accept the lesson. Thank you, both.

20 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I put odds at 50% Trump has a cardiac event (either actual MRI or angina requiring stents) or stroke in the next 18 months

pretty sure trump grabs anginas, not the other way around

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

pretty sure trump grabs anginas, not the other way around

Other people's anginas.

32 minutes ago, elfenix said:

pretty sure trump grabs anginas, not the other way around

 

30 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Other people's anginas.

When you’re famous, they just let you do it. 

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 

When you’re famous, they just let you do it. 

Far less essentially has ended previous Presidential campaigns.  When I look back on this, it's still a bit unreal that this didn't torpedo everything in 2016 (and there's so much more).  Absolute idiocracy.

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Far less essentially has ended previous Presidential campaigns.  When I look back on this, it's still a bit unreal that this didn't torpedo everything in 2016 (and there's so much more).  Absolute idiocracy.

Even before that, making fun of the disabled reporter should have been the end of him

2 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Far less essentially has ended previous Presidential campaigns.  When I look back on this, it's still a bit unreal that this didn't torpedo everything in 2016 (and there's so much more).  Absolute idiocracy.

Gary hart: hey at least groping my mistress isn’t sexual assault. 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Even before that, making fun of the disabled reporter should have been the end of him

Right.  There are so many things.  Group of people lost their damned minds.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Gary hart: hey at least groping my mistress isn’t sexual assault. 

Howard Dean made a funny yell.

4 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Right.  There are so many things.  Group of people lost their damned minds.

Howard Dean made a funny yell.

That one was for the best. We can’t be having a president named Howard. Well, not since becoming a global superpower anyway.  It’s as bad as Donald. 
 

which makes me wonder how long it is before all of the candidates have names like connyr and madysyn. 

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27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That one was for the best. We can’t be having a president named Howard. Well, not since becoming a global superpower anyway.  It’s as bad as Donald. 
 

which makes me wonder how long it is before all of the candidates have names like connyr and madysyn. 

President Placynta Chevrolet Jennyngs.  It's coming unless we stop it like we should have stopped that Bowie/Jagger video of Dancing in the Streets.

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2 hours ago, The Dog said:

Someone is getting indicted tomorrow:

 

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

I put odds at 50% Trump has a cardiac event (either actual MI or angina requiring stents) or stroke in the next 18 months

 

not soon enough

We watched "The Meg" last night, so this hits close to home.

Well boys, another case closed …. They had permits !!!

 

Shouldn't Matt know, as a lawyer, that ignorance of the law (barricade law/bird law/etc.) is no defense from breaking it?

Also, how does one go about obtaining a protest permit for the House Floor?  Senate Chambers?  Speaker's personal office?  Is there a link, or?...

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Well boys, another case closed …. They had permits !!!

 

Oh. So ALL those 561 convictions that have happened up until now... I just imagined them?

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". . . you had so many Americans who had barriers taken down in front of them and they didn't know they were committing some technical violation of Federal criminal law"

https://youtu.be/e4qHOO0U7gY

 

 

15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Shouldn't Matt know, as a lawyer, that ignorance of the law (barricade law/bird law/etc.) is no defense from breaking it?

Also, how does one go about obtaining a protest permit for the House Floor?  Senate Chambers?  Speaker's personal office?  Is there a link, or?...

Wait, Butthead has a fucking law degree???  Jeepers.

6 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Wait, Butthead has a fucking law degree???  Jeepers.

shows you how overstated it is on how hard it is to become one.

***whistles past stories of Rex Heuermann***

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36 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Can't wait to see the legal break down of the "it's not fair!" defense presented as the appeal.  

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

and just like that, Giuliani is loved in America again

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would he have thousands of docs on that?  They conspired entirely by email?

Would you honestly be surprised that these people were stupid enough to leave a paper trail?  

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11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would he have thousands of docs on that?  They conspired entirely by email?

 

9 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Would you honestly be surprised that these people were stupid enough to leave a paper trail?  

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would he have thousands of docs on that?  They conspired entirely by email?

4,365 Hunter Biden dick pics….and 124 emails apologizing for slow diet coke delivery to the stable genius.  

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would he have thousands of docs on that?  They conspired entirely by email?

Another shitty headline and tweet. If you read the CNN article the documents were related to the Guiliani and Trump team claiming voter fraud and their smear campaign against the Dominion exec. Nothing about Jan 6 in there. 

10 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

 

Another shitty headline and tweet. If you read the CNN article the documents were related to the Guiliani and Trump team claiming voter fraud and their smear campaign against the Dominion exec. Nothing about Jan 6 in there. 

Well, one of the biggest issues in securing a 1/6 indictment of Trump, at least for 1/6 itself, is showing his intention, which has multiple aspects.  One is that he knew he lost the election and another is that he knew that all the fraud claims he made were false and thus that the fake elector scheme and the 1/6 riot he incited to try to force Pence to implement it were done wrongfully and corruptly.  At least theoretically, if a jury can be convinced to a reasonable doubt that Trump believed he was doing what was necessary to overturn what he believed to be an unfair or fraudulent election, he could be acquitted.

Some of this will bear on that.

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would he have thousands of docs on that?  They conspired entirely by email?

2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Would you honestly be surprised that these people were stupid enough to leave a paper trail?  

I would not be surprised if a lot of them kept select documents to cover their asses or use as leverage against one another.

Sure, some of them are dumb as fuck, but plenty are nothing more than rats that assume everybody else will fuck them over, so they are going to make sure and fuck everybody else over first.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, one of the biggest issues in securing a 1/6 indictment of Trump, at least for 1/6 itself, is showing his intention, which has multiple aspects.  One is that he knew he lost the election and another is that he knew that all the fraud claims he made were false and thus that the fake elector scheme and the 1/6 riot he incited to try to force Pence to implement it were done wrongfully and corruptly.  At least theoretically, if a jury can be convinced to a reasonable doubt that Trump believed he was doing what was necessary to overturn what he believed to be an unfair or fraudulent election, he could be acquitted.

Some of this will bear on that.

Perhaps there's some of that in there but the CNN article never said as much. It specifically spoke about Dominion and Rudy's bullshit about fake election schemes in Michigan and Pennsylvania. Still a bad tweet to make it sound like information was given about Trump and Jan 6 that wasn't given. 

Perhaps there's some of that in there but the CNN article never said as much. It specifically spoke about Dominion and Rudy's bullshit about fake election schemes in Michigan and Pennsylvania. Still a bad tweet to make it sound like information was given about Trump and Jan 6 that wasn't given. 

JFC. Here we go again.

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