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Bet the Secret Service never thought they'd have to come up with a protocol for a president to be in a jail cell.

I guess they'd be posted just outside the cell. 

Let's find out!

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Posted
36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

"As the trier of fact, I find that the witness is not credible," Judge Arthur Engoron said after hearing from the former president under oath.

 

30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

lulz.  I hope every judge uses this exact line going forward whenever he is on the stand for anything.

This phrase has legs

Posted
26 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think the 3rd time is going to get him sent to jail.  This Judge doesn't fuck around.

Lol. He will fine him 20K

This judge is not putting Trump in jail 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Slacks said:

I do not confuse him saying he's going to do things with him actually doing things. Historically, he does a lot of check writing, but not a lot of check cashing.

You asked what he "wanted to do." He's telling you what he WANTS to do. Whether he accomplishes it is entirely differerent. I'm sure he wanted to make money owning a Casino too, but he manged to fuck that up. 

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Posted
39 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why bother getting him up there to ask him, if you won’t believe him?

Well, if he had said "I was talking about your clerk" then that would have been quite a bit different, no?  Trump is just stupid enough to do that.

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

You asked what he "wanted to do." He's telling you what he WANTS to do. Whether he accomplishes it is entirely differerent. I'm sure he wanted to make money owning a Casino too, but he manged to fuck that up. 

The Casino went broke. He made money.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I do not confuse him saying he's going to do things with him actually doing things. Historically, he does a lot of check writing, but not a lot of check cashing.

While you may be correct, this is a dangerous game to play.  

Even if he doesn't give a fuck about these things personally, the people he would put into positions of power absolutely would try to do these things.

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Posted
1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, if he had said "I was talking about your clerk" then that would have been quite a bit different, no?  Trump is just stupid enough to do that.

And you kinda actually do have to hear what he says to evaluate his credibility. 

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Posted
43 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why bother getting him up there to ask him, if you won’t believe him?

Because it's fucking hilarious 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

While you may be correct, this is a dangerous game to play.  

Even if he doesn't give a fuck about these things personally, the people he would put into positions of power absolutely would try to do these things.

Now this... this I can fear. Other people suck, too.

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Posted
37 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Bet the Secret Service never thought they'd have to come up with a protocol for a president to be in a jail cell.

I guess they'd be posted just outside the cell. 

Let's find out!

They can leave him there, he'll be as safe as Jeffery Epstein 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why bother getting him up there to ask him, if you won’t believe him?

JJ beat me to it

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

It left a mark and Donnie is mad:

 

Was he through testifying?  ETA:  Ohhh, dummy.  I thought he was actually taking the stand in the case itself.

Also, I see that the ACLU has entered an apperance as amicus curiae on the DC gag order appeal.  Fascists.  https://www.npr.org/2023/10/25/1208409526/trump-gag-order-first-amendment

Trump is rarely called a liar to his face other than in the political arena, much less face immediate consequences.  Arthur Engoron is a national treasure.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

It left a mark and Donnie is mad:

 

I call bullshit.  Even if completely unexpected, I find it absolutely impossible that Trump's "stormed" occurred at a speed that required multiple agents to have to be "chasing after him."  Those guys have honed lightning fast reactions for several years.  There is no physical universe in which they'd have to catch up to Trump.  

If the sketch artist got any of Donald "Orange Lightnin'!" Trump's jailbreak sprint, I'd pay museum-level money for the piece.  

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Kutti's knowledge of our financial and tax systems is precisely what I've come to expect from MAGA "buncha freeloaders in this country, wanting handouts" Nation.  

You can't just unethically fundraise $231,000.  Not use it for the stated purpose.  Then transfer it, tax-free to another person for yet another unstated purpose.  You can gift somebody $231k for medical expense reimbursement (no, not elective breast augmentation Boebert!) or certified educational expenses (no, not Trump University you fucking morons).  But you can't just say, I need that $231k for my lawyerin' shit 'cause I tried to overturn the Republic.  But that's how these people think.  None of it's a surprise anymore.  

Donald obviously has some assets.  Watching his children and Melania fight over them after he's dead is going to be the greatest reality TV show of all time.

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18 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Donald obviously has some assets.  Watching his children and Melania fight over them after he's dead is going to be the greatest reality TV show of all time.

It won't be the first time Melania says, "that's it?"

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Posted (edited)
48 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Gonna need something more like a fleet of tugboats to drag his fat ass around

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Posted
40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he'll never sit one day in a jail cell 

This man is correct.

U. S. Isn't putting a President in jail. 

What about exile? 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Slacks said:

This man is correct.

U. S. Isn't putting a President in jail. 

What about exile? 

It’s so stupid too. Other democracies have done it multiple times.  Why can’t we?

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Fucking Illinois does it like every three years as a state tradition.  

He may be convicted and sentenced, but the sentence will never actually start for him.  Either he dies or he's allowed to stay out on bond pending all appeal exhaustion.  As a courtesy, while DC Circuit wouldn't overturn, they'll delay it long enough for him to die.

What I am starting to come around on the idea of though is there's now over a 50% chance he may have to spend 24 hours in a holding cell in an emptied courthouse due to contempt/violation of gag order.  Even laypeople can't openly threaten and intimidate on social media.  He's laid the blueprint for a lot of violent shit in his time but in the end, his voters and political allies don't care about their staffers or the institutions they represent.  But corny as it sounds, there are still judges who take their shit seriously and the system of justice they dedicated their lives and their staff lives to.  Some of them are actually going to push back on him just basically telling the world, "Don't like being on trial?  Throw around some tacit threats and you can just get away with it!"  That won't sit with some judges like it sits with Members of Congress.  

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s so stupid too. Other democracies have done it multiple times.  Why can’t we?

Because it may alter the perception that we're better than them...for some. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

he'll never sit one day in a jail cell 

 

20 minutes ago, Slacks said:

This man is correct.

U. S. Isn't putting a President in jail. 

What about exile? 

 

The only way he avoids jail is suicide. Or other means of dying.

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