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I posted this on the FB board but will post it in a few threads here too: Some of us just sorted a whole bunch of NIL stuff for the 2024 cycle for Texas football on behalf of everyone else. Texas

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20 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

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One of my fraternity brothers died my freshman year.  I owned one suit at the time, which was purchased for me to wear to homecoming my junior year of high school.  I put on a little good weight and a little bad weight in that time frame, and when I got that suit out of the closet to go to that funeral, it was

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That was because I was a poor college student.  Elko doesn’t have the poor excuse.

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ... 

 

 

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Based on this pic I would go with: “2024 Transfer Portal: Purchasing Off The Rack”

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36 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

And did you tell us where he would end up?

He says Texas, OU, SMU, Oregon are his preferred options but it’s not clear if they feel the same about him. I also don’t put much stock in what the kids say until school is out and they get home with the people who will help make the decisions. Hell Evan’s camp is telling trainers in the metroplex he coming to Texas to play his last year with Quinn but nobody believes him cause he told everybody, including Sark and Quinn,  he was transferring to Texas last portal cycle. I don’t believe Texas is showing him interest to be honest. 

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10 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

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Jesus. I get that Duke isn't exactly a premier job, but I'm pretty sure their head coach makes more than enough money for a decent suit. 

I don't get as caught up on superficial shit as most of the fashionistas on this board; but when you're that size you've got to help yourself SOME.

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1 hour ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Jesus. I get that Duke isn't exactly a premier job, but I'm pretty sure their head coach makes more than enough money for a decent suit. 

I don't get as caught up on superficial shit as most of the fashionistas on this board; but when you're that size you've got to help yourself SOME.

You think the problem with that scenario is that Elko didn’t have the money to buy a hideous maroon suit that no one outside of CS or accepting a job at aTm would wear?

 

in guessing the problem is that they fucking insisted he wear that piece of shit to that press conference as part of his contract stipulation and college station is an Off the Rack Big & Tall type town. That used tent from a surplus store wasn’t just hanging in his closet prior to this week waiting for the magical day. 
 

also he’s just a fat drunken slob. 

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Dressin' like a millionaire. If that's a bespoke suit, it's saying, "Save me!"

My build is closer to his than to Brad Pitt's, and I don't have need for a suit much. With his money, I'd have a perfectly fitted one. He's running and is the face of a big operation. It's his job to project and inspire confidence.

Plus, I imagine tailored clothing feels great. 

ETA: I see that I'm on the cutting edge of responding to this.

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13 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Dressin' like a millionaire. If that's a bespoke suit, it's saying, "Save me!"

My build is closer to his than to Brad Pitt's, and I don't have need for a suit much. With his money, I'd have a perfectly fitted one. He's running and is the face of a big operation. It's his job to project and inspire confidence.

Plus, I imagine tailored clothing feels great. 

ETA: I see that I'm on the cutting edge of responding to this.

His problem is that he doesn’t know how many handles of vodka he’s going to drink or how many XL Meat Lovers pizzas he’s going to eat in a week. I bet his weight fluctuates a lot. 

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27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Not really....he wasn't even on Ohio State's travel roster

I think I’ve heard this story.

He got in trouble the evening before they were set to travel, and his punishment was sleeping in the attic by himself. That night, the power went out and nobody’s alarm went off. The buses arrived in the morning and everyone was panicking, trying to make the flight, and no one thought to go wake him. Some vacuum cleaner salesman from Michigan just happened to arrive as they were loading the buses and this salesman was mistakenly counted as a member of the team. They left poor Abor behind in the attic and he struggled to survive in his own.
 

No wonder he’s transferring. 

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When I was a kid in the late 80s my sweet grandmother thought it would be a good idea to buy me a suit from Mervyn's (I think). Not a suit for 9 year old me, mind you but for an adult me because they were having a sale and it was like $49 or some shit .

This lovely, caring psychopath took me to the men's department and held up men's suit to my 4 foot something 70lb frame.  She then tried to extrapolate what she was seeing to what she thought I would look like when I was 21. She told me I could where it to interviews. There was even a employee was completely baffled at what they were seeing. That made two of us.

They tried to direct us to the boys department.  She dismissed them with utter contempt and a roll of her eyes that would've made my daughter proud.

Fast forward to when I was leaving to go to college. That same suit was in the back of my closet, never worn, still on probably the same hanger. 

My mom couldn't believe it and  made me try it on. 

It fit better than Elko's suit.

 

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