Hey Steel Shank!

[Jameslaw121 4440]

14 hours ago, PantsTent said:

 

Cut against the grain, bro.

 

yeah - I screwed that up. I also forgot the gun and beer in the pic. I'll try better next time. 

[Steel Shank 9383]

[elfenix 34161]

are jake and elwood coming by?

[deft 6768]

[Brisketexan 104226]

32 minutes ago, deft said:

The spirit of this thread, man.

[EE2B 1561]

Little smokies and spicy sweet chili Doritos.

[Steel Shank 9383]

This is the page that all the kids are dancing to in the clubs.

[Whatever 700]

My FIL (from Abilene) makes this concoction he calls "burrito stuff". Basically it's jimmy dean maple sausage, a couple of pounds of ground round, a can of potatoes, a can of corn, a can of RoTel, a can of carrots and a few of those pickled sweet jalapenos. The ways we eat it are in a tortilla, on top of chips nacho style with cheese or on top of Fritos like Frito pie. I found a 32oz High Life with which to enjoy this meal. Zero shits given at this point. "What goes on top?" You ask. Well pace does my friend. Talk all the shit you want, but Pace is my friend for unhealthy concoctions. This meal eats.

[NorthLoop 14053]

Carrots? Must be related to Brisket

[Dewey 3279]

Jesus christ, get a rope.

[Brisketexan 104226]

Carrots? Must be related to Brisket

I only eat carrots that have been curated up your mom’s ass.
I eat a lotta carrots.

[DalTxHornFan 3074]

1 hour ago, Whatever said:

My FIL (from Abilene) makes this concoction he calls "burrito stuff". Basically it's jimmy dean maple sausage, a couple of pounds of ground round, a can of potatoes, a can of corn, a can of RoTel, a can of carrots and a few of those pickled sweet jalapenos. The ways we eat it are in a tortilla, on top of chips nacho style with cheese or on top of Fritos like Frito pie. I found a 32oz High Life with which to enjoy this meal. Zero shits given at this point. "What goes on top?" You ask. Well pace does my friend. Talk all the shit you want, but Pace is my friend for unhealthy concoctions. This meal eats.

Perhaps a long-lost friend of Vic Mackey?

[NorthLoop 14053]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I only eat carrots that have been curated up your mom’s ass.
I eat a lotta carrots.

[RPM 26167]

On 1/13/2019 at 10:10 PM, NateHitch said:

Well done. I've never posted pics but a lot of times when I smoke a brisket or pork shoulder I'll throw on some spam for a few hours and then slice it and make egg sandwiches. It's been too long, think I'll do that this weekend

Throw on a chub of bologna. Enter another dimension.

[Covri 6225]

16 hours ago, deft said:

Black label >>>> yellow label

[Kennythetiger 9325]

How does one acquire a can of potatoes?  

[Whatever 700]

same section as all the other canned veggies

 

 

[Brisketexan 104226]

How does one acquire a can of potatoes?  

Asked like someone who’s never stocked the cabinet of a hunting cabin.

[deft 6768]

Air fryers are bad ass.

[NorthLoop 14053]

I want you to tell me there's honey mustard dripped onto that plate

[ztejas 43191]

Went to my cousins bday party. Got stuck with a bunch of Mexican leftovers. Bean and rice tacos (spiced up with a little Trader Joe's habañero).

The vino might be too classy but it's a shitty red (unfortunately).

[deft 6768]

Probably borrowed the plate from your cousins too huh? Poser.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jk. Sort of.

[Dewey 3279]

Someone make this thread Great Again

[deft 6768]

Ok. Midnight snack.

[Orange&White 5516]

Red wine? White porcelain plate? Granite counter tops?

Where the fuck am I?

 

[NorthLoop 14053]

That plate rocks. And I like how you just cut the package of cheese as you go. 

[huge 3787]

is the plate an actual owl?

[ERhine 1894]

My guess is a bear.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

A bear plate made with actual owl parts?

[Kennythetiger 9325]

Sometimes you eat the bar.  Sometimes the bar eats you.

[elfenix 34161]

non-constructed naoch

[Dutch 4464]

Double post

[Dutch 4464]

[Orange&White 5516]

That photo reminds me of that time 'Ol Whitney Ellsworth walked into Then Gem and told Al Swearengen, "Inform your dealers and whores of my credit. And make me a god damn drink."

[elfenix 34161]

2 hours ago, Dutch said:

homemade frito burrito is best burrito.

[threesheets 1651]

Think Salsa Dona.  Sorry about the fancy beer.

Edited January 25, 2019 by threesheets

[smuggs 9318]

On 1/22/2019 at 12:59 PM, Dutch said:

 

I want to put this on my face.

[Jack Straw 2953]

On 1/22/2019 at 12:59 PM, Dutch said:

i wish i could rep this 50 times

[Brisketexan 104226]

i wish i could rep this 50 times

I wish I could eat it 50 times.

[ChickenSandwich 9795]

Just needs a little red and green

hot sauce/salsa and japs. 

8.5/10 - French judge dropping the average but +1 for presentation 

verdict:  9.5

[Covri 6225]

On 1/25/2019 at 10:49 AM, threesheets said:

Think Salsa Dona.  Sorry about the fancy beer.

The green sauce at el pollo regio is the best sauce of all. 

[CooterBrown 17852]

threesheets inspired me on this night when I have a rare night on my own.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

^

 

You learn how to pour a beer at Albuquerque Sunport?

 

[Steel Shank 9383]

Lot of nice work here gentlemen.

Especially you, Dutch.

ztejas, not so much.

[CooterBrown 17852]

Went a bit fancy tonight. Homemade Deviled Ham.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Tuesday, when I went home, I really wanted a deviled ham sandwhich. And i was just obsessing about it. And i was like 'man I'm gonna make on of those.' So Tonight I went out and I got like a dozen hams and I cooked them all. And i spent probably three hours...like three and half hours, makin' you know, the mayonaise and the onions and paprika and, you know, all the accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done I just really didn't feel like eating it....And I didnt have any bud light.

[EE2B 1561]

It only counts if you made the pickles.

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

On 12/31/2018 at 7:35 AM, BNB said:

Heb chili cheese

My OCD is killing me with the japs not being centered on the bun.

[Fudge Nuggets 19111]

On 1/14/2019 at 5:32 AM, Sam Lin said:

Dammit. I also thought it was milk and was in dumbfounded awe; this is such a letdown.

Jeesh, are you all rookies in this thread?  My first (and obviously correct) thought was it was beer foam because me and the Shank are cut from the same cloth even though we've never met each other.

Know who you're dealing with, people.

[Steel Shank 9383]

18 hours ago, Llano Estacado said:

Tuesday, when I went home, I really wanted a deviled ham sandwhich. And i was just obsessing about it. And i was like 'man I'm gonna make on of those.' So Tonight I went out and I got like a dozen hams and I cooked them all. And i spent probably three hours...like three and half hours, makin' you know, the mayonaise and the onions and paprika and, you know, all the accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done I just really didn't feel like eating it....And I didnt have any bud light.
 

This, my friends, is a tale of woe.