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Why the fucking fuck did we put a gimpy Worthy back in there when we're loaded at WR?

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so far, Bert is saving our asses. 

14 points by Bert alone today. 

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

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Full strength oregon trailed against this team in the first half (and again in the second half), and the score was 18-13 ducks at the half.

I better not see Oregon ranked ahead of us if we beat Tech.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


not to mention are line is mauling them in run blocking. 

I remember 20 years ago when Tech had been giving us some trouble in recent years, we came out running, gained around 600 yards on the ground and beat them like 45-10. A real pounding - just like the good ol' days. Running off the field, Mack Brown tells the on-field chick with the mic - "We ran too much..."

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We’re up 19 

And OU won by 24

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Lulz, the band's halftime theme is Texas Country icons.  They're playing On the Road Again and All My Exes Live in Texas

 

Waltz Across Texas (Tech)? 

Their QB does two things.  Run and throw the deep ball well.  Next year it will be one thing. 
Eating bags of dicks?

Get to the redzone. Can't get INTO the endzone. 

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1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Full strength oregon trailed against this team in the first half (and again in the second half), and the score was 18-13 ducks at the half.

I better not see Oregon ranked ahead of us if we beat Tech.

Then you should keep your eyes closed. 

I guess if Texas comes out and sthalls on the first drive.  itlll become “one of those games” where we sit on pins and needles

7 points probably is enough. Do we have a touchdown play?

3 minutes ago, Keef said:

Side Show Bert is turning into Main Event Bert.

Krusty the Clown

3 minutes ago, Modessit said:

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I never thought about it but I guess there are Burt freaks out there. And they look down upon the Ernie freaks. 

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Don’t express frustration with Ewers in the other thread or you’ll get begged into oblivion.

Nobody begs you for anything 

If I have to watch that old ass Bachelor cry one more fucking time…

4 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

If you are a titty guy

 

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we all are. big, small, medium. all good all the time 

Just now, D3zii said:

I guess if Texas comes out and sthalls on the first drive.  itlll become “one of those games” where we sit on pins and needles

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Can't complain about being up 26-7, but geez, we really need to figure out our shit in the red zone.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Didn’t Texas stadium get demolished 11-12 years ago?

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

I guess if Texas comes out and sthalls on the first drive.  itlll become “one of those games” where we sit on pins and needles

Don't hold your breath

Just now, NAVY said:

I never thought about it but I guess there are Burt freaks out there. And they look down upon the Ernie freaks. 

I'd imagine the Bert and Ernie freaks are pegging each other.

How'd that 4th down go for you, you stupid bitch McGuire 
Hey, it worked when he was coaching Cedar Hill high school, but then again so did drinking and driving until he got caught.
1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

7 points probably is enough. Do we have a touchdown play?

Yeah, from 21+ yards out.

Maybe Sark will re-energize the team in the locker room. With the injuries and all, they'll come out even tougher - especially the D. This one's looking pretty in-the-bag.

Welp boys. Hold on to your dicks. The 3rd qtr of doom is looming and the all magical double digit lead 

After the last few games I wished I felt comfortable with a 19 point lead, but don’t. Although I’m feeling pretty pretty good about the defensive effort. Which gives me a sense of comfort for this one

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

7 points probably is enough. Do we have a touchdown play?

I agree. It’s really hard to lose a 27 point second half lead. 3 scores is doable. 

You know Quinn, having receivers that are faster than everybody else can play to your advantage if you’ll just lead them a bit. Might as well have slow guys out there if you want to make them come back to football after beating their man by three steps.  

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, from 21+ yards out.

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2 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Then you should keep your eyes closed. 

 

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Full strength oregon trailed against this team in the first half (and again in the second half), and the score was 18-13 ducks at the half.

I better not see Oregon ranked ahead of us if we beat Tech.

I forgot they played.   We need to score another 21 to make a statement 

Just now, LonghornSean said:

We just ran a Big 12 commercial on the video board.  A bit odd 

Contractually obligated... should also see a TT one at some point

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Maybe Sark will re-energize the team in the locker room. With the injuries and all, they'll come out even tougher - especially the D. This one's looking pretty in-the-bag.

KSU game was 27-7 late in the third…

2 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Can't complain about being up 26-7, but geez, we really need to figure out our shit in the red zone.

Looks to me like the problem is Ewers, with a little help from Sark

Just now, Deej said:

I'd imagine the Bert and Ernie freaks are pegging each other.

Not if Cookie Monster has something to say about it ! 

3 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I never thought about it but I guess there are Burt freaks out there. And they look down upon the Ernie freaks. 

They’re my favorite people

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