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Godley ISD engages prostitute to develop sex-ed curriculum

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You can’t make this shit up. Also, siap.

 

https://www.fox4news.com/news/godley-isd-escort-school-health-advisory-council.amp

 

 

GODLEY, Texas - A woman tasked with helping decide sexual education curriculum in Godley ISD has been removed from multiple positions within the district because she's a convicted prostitute.

 

A FOX 4 investigation also found she is advertising herself online as an escort.

 

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Meh, sounds like those other parents are just assholes.

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smart to bring in professional consultants.

The quality of Glamour Shots has really gone downhill.  With a bit more pizzazz she could easily fetch a few more dollars.  

15 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

You can’t make this shit up

A sex worker develops a sex education curriculum? 

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Which positions are we talking about?

Spoiler

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Her profession isn't very Godley.... Bad pun aside, she's probably more qualified to evaluate healthy attitudes towards sex than the Bible beaters living in a small town in Johnson County.

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10 minutes ago, royiv said:

Her profession isn't very Godley.... Bad pun aside, she's probably more qualified to evaluate healthy attitudes towards sex than the Bible beaters living in a small town in Johnson County.

From the article.

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"I would not want children to be subject to those type of people," said Lain.

Godley ISD School Board trustee Kayla Lain is a Jesus Patriot, "Medical Freedom Fighter (anti-vax), Independent Insurance Agent, peddles essential oils and holistic (snake oil) medicines.

She also is anti-lgbtq+, against drag shows, and a lot of other dumb shit that makes her more dangerous than the escort.

I don't know any of the facts in the case, but I am on the side of the helpful hooker vs. the mac-n-cheese slags who don't like her.

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

A sex worker develops a sex education curriculum? 

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Wood.

She was the most qualified applicant.

Not bad, I expect worse for a hooker out in country. Was she imported from Ft Worth?

"what time does the lab start?"

Looking at the map, its clearly a lib stronghold trying to convert the kids to the DNC.  90% white with this BLM leader as its rep... (no CR)

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These are the consequences when our state leadership devalues teachers for decades.

1 hour ago, texasdago said:

Looking at the map, its clearly a lib stronghold trying to convert the kids to the DNC.  90% white with this BLM leader as its rep... (no CR)

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He looks down to clown.

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Are you in my class? 

I am today. 

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1 hour ago, texasdago said:

Looking at the map, its clearly a lib stronghold trying to convert the kids to the DNC.  90% white with this BLM leader as its rep... (no CR)

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It looks like he just picked the dildo he's about to get pegged with.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

It looks like he just picked the dildo he's about to get pegged with.

and the matching Milwaukee reciprocal saw

I've been giving this a lot of thought.  And if I'm here.  And you're here.  Doesn't that make this our ass?  

I have a co worker that lives there and she said it’s pretty much full of California and Dallas transplants.

No surprise of the escort hire

5 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

I have a co worker that lives there and she said it’s pretty much full of California and Dallas transplants.

No surprise of the escort hire

I just looked at a map and I'm calling bullshit. I'm sure all the city folk are just dying to get to a BFE. I'm thinking much more likely than anybody who embraces the sprawl or there and isn't a straight up redneck is labeled as city folk and must be those damn Californians they keep hearing about on the Fox News.

I just looked at a map and I'm calling bullshit. I'm sure all the city folk are just dying to get to a BFE. I'm thinking much more likely than anybody who embraces the sprawl or there and isn't a straight up redneck is labeled as city folk and must be those damn Californians they keep hearing about on the Fox News.

I don’t know much about it personally but they are developing subdivisions with minimal acre lots for reasonable prices. It’s plausible that people want land that’s not very far from a metro area. It’s not far from Burleson which has a ton of shopping and amenities.

PS, houses in her subdivision start at $400K.
12 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

I have a co worker that lives there and she said it’s pretty much full of California and Dallas transplants.

That is exactly what people in every small town say to explain anything bad that happens in the town.

 

Sincerely,

Former Wimberley resident

aldean/ "Oh yeah, try that in a small town." (checks ass pics), "No seriously, I'd like to try you out in my small town.  how much?"  

Hey, at least she wasn't involved in any drag shows we know of.  10 years ago, you couldn't convince me that we'd be in a race with Arkansas and Alabama for stupidest state.  And now  we're about to lap them.

I believe prostitute is not the right nomenclature 

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I need to drive to Godley and console this poor woman.  She is probably distraught.....

Did she dress up like a nurse and do junk checks?  Asking for me. 

On 11/29/2023 at 10:04 AM, Chad Fuck said:

obligatory. 

I don't feel tardy. 

 

Greatest ad-lib throwaway line in Rock n Roll history. 

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