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1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

A lotta rumors out there about Donald having female genitalia....apparently coming into focus as Trump campaign quickly surrenders any claims of reality.

However, sources say he unconventionally houses them in his neck. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

A runza (also called a bierock, krautburger, or kraut pirok) is a yeast dough bread pocket with a filling consisting of beef, cabbage or sauerkraut, onions, and seasonings.[3][4][5][6] Runzas can be baked into various shapes such as a half-moon, a rectangle, a round (bun), a square, or a triangle.

per wiki

 

So its the worst kolache (klobnasek actually) you could fathom. 

I would plow that shit, lots of good Czechs in Nebraska, same goes for pasties, had quite a few this summer in the UP.

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I hate bierocks so my grandma would always make 2 "plain" ones for me (spoiler: it's just a big yeast roll at that point but delicious). 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

A runza (also called a bierock, krautburger, or kraut pirok) is a yeast dough bread pocket with a filling consisting of beef, cabbage or sauerkraut, onions, and seasonings.[3][4][5][6] Runzas can be baked into various shapes such as a half-moon, a rectangle, a round (bun), a square, or a triangle.

per wiki

 

So its the worst kolache (klobnasek actually) you could fathom. 

that sounds fucking great. Not everyone wants load of processed fatty, greasy "meat product" 

Although I do find the super-specific regional food smack talk a bit .. weird. Flyover country indeed.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Chopper said:

You can almost feel the crowd excitement from Wilkes Barre. Or maybe empty seat is a popular costume. 

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I mean those seats do come with a high risk of death. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

I would plow that shit, lots of good Czechs in Nebraska, same goes for pasties, had quite a few this summer in the UP.

Well, yeah, given your handle, I guess you'd be one to know.

 

48 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Many, MANY people are saying Dotard is shining up his Naza paraphernalia to wear on the campaign trail

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What in the actual fuck?

Posted
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Many, MANY people are saying Dotard is shining up his Naza paraphernalia to wear on the campaign trail

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The town has got to be footing the bill. “Hell yeah, Trump can come here. We won’t charge him a penny!”

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12 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Jesus. Half of that town's Wikipedia entry is about the KKK and racist shit happening there, but to the credit of some townsfolk, at least a small number apparently aren't in favor of it.

He’s going there because his crowds have been dogshit in real cities and they look bored as fuck. Going to a KKK hotbed ensures a rally with crazy enthusiasm similar to what we are seeing at the Kamala rallies. They’re trying to get momentum back on their side by showing an enthusiastic crowd, but unfortunately the only way Trump can do it is by visiting a racist town that’s full throated in excitement for him. 

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16 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

The town has got to be footing the bill. “Hell yeah, Trump can come here. We won’t charge him a penny!”

 

It's a town that is guaranteed to fill the arena for Trump.  Otherwise, it wouldn't have been chosen.  When you can't fill a 2000 seat barn in Asheville, NC you gotta take the candidate to where he is welcomed.  

 

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

racist coach's whistle 

Fixed it. Or the Fred Flintstone one when he clocked out. God, my ears are bleeding.

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Posted
22 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Jesus. Half of that town's Wikipedia entry is about the KKK and racist shit happening there, but to the credit of some townsfolk, at least a small number apparently aren't in favor of it.

Man... Michigan seems like a super weird state to me as far as a Northern state. I admit I don't know all of its background but all the militia and regressive confederate shit alongside normal people...why?

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https://www.michiganpublic.org/arts-culture/2017-09-12/why-is-howell-considered-the-kkk-capital-of-michigan

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https://www.tumblr.com/can-you-feel-the-tears/622162837192802304/from-girl-scouts-social-media-the-original

ID: Seven screenshots of a twitter thread by @dst6n01 from June 9, 2020 that altogether read: Story I learned last night:

 

Spoiler

I started Girl Scouts in first grade and was an active scout until I was 17 (12th grade)—did All the GS stuff and loved my scouting experience. I was a GS national delegate.

My troop, 1001, was in Detroit and almost all black.

Our leaders were Black women and they genuinely loved us. Because they loved us, we did All the GS things: we sold cookies, and earned badges, and di community service, and went camping.

Real camping—out in the “forest.” Cabins and s’mores and trails and knapsacks and walking sticks and campfires and songs and lakes and All The Things.

Loved It.

I was young when I started camping, maybe 4th or 5th grade, don’t remember exactly. But I do remember getting in our cars, with our paper lunches and sleeping bags and flashlights and book of badges to earn outside and being so excited.

We would drive a Very Long Time (at least to a 9 year old) and end up at the campgrounds. And then we’d learn the camp rules and review the Girl Scout requirements: leave a space better than you found it, clean your trash, be kind, have fun. And we did all those things.

My memories of camping are 💯 wonderful and positive and I’m getting warm fuzzies.

Last night I talked to my best friend, whose mom was one of our leaders and camp chaperones. We were talking about camp, and her mom mentioned staying up with two other moms all night, taking stations at each door and window of our cabin and having night watch.

Night watch? I asked, genuinely confused. What kind of bears did y’all think were going to open the door of our cabin and eat us? 😂I asked, jokingly.

She got quiet. “Not bears,” she said, “the Klan.”

Silence.

“What?”

“The Klan.”

Yesterday, I learned that one of our GS camps was in Howell, Michigan. This Howell.

The tweet links an article from michiganradio.org titled “Why is Howell considered the KKK capital of Michigan?”

Howell is about an hour outside Detroit, halfway to Lansing.

To me, a kid somewhere between 8-12, camping was fun. To our mothers and leaders, camping was potentially dangerous.

But, they wanted us to experience All the experiences Girl Scouts have. They just had night watch so we could. So they stood watch—all night. In the 90s.

This is Not a post to debate the rationale of us camping in Howell. That’s not the fair conversation to have.

This is a post to illuminate how deeply unfair it is to live in a state of terrorized, racial fear. How that fear creates a space for ongoing trauma.

How Black mothers have to exist in a dual space: providing all the social and cultural experiences that you believe your daughters need and being constantly aware of the dangers that exist in non black spaces where those experiences often are.

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6 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Man... Michigan seems like a super weird state to me as far as a Northern state. I admit I don't know all of its background but all the militia and regressive confederate shit alongside normal people...why?

Michigan is not unique - step foot outside of Chicago and Illinois becomes the most racist place I've ever been.  Fewer militias than Michigan - but more openly racist.

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1 minute ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Man... Michigan seems like a super weird state to me as far as a Northern state. I admit I don't know all of its background but all the militia and regressive confederate shit alongside normal people...why?

It's a definite gap in my geographic knowledge of this country too and one of the very few states I haven't visited, aside from the airport in Detroit for a connecting flight to Rochester NY once which doesn't count in my opinion.

Gallagher, the watermelon-smashing comedian from the 1980s, had a stand-up bit that was on Showtime (we didn't have HBO in my hometown back then) a lot where he put on a red and black plaid jacket and an Elmer Fudd hat. He came to the edge of the stage and said, "This is Michigan." I was probably about 10-12 years old at the time and was utterly confused because my knowledge of the state basically consisted of crime-ridden Detroit, cars, and great big bodies of water at the time.

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11 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Man... Michigan seems like a super weird state to me as far as a Northern state. I admit I don't know all of its background but all the militia and regressive confederate shit alongside normal people...why?

Despite it's problems, Detroit is a surprisingly large metro area.  (+4M people.)  Large minority population with some upscale suburban whites.  Democratic stronghold.  It's big enough to outweigh the rest of the state which is basically rural and crazy.  They have a large number of union whites, who generally vote on economic lines but there are some Trumpers there.  They have a lot of militias and I'm not sure why.

Not dissimilar to GA and AZ, which are rural fucking wing nuts but with a giant city that outweighs them.

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57 minutes ago, MrBig said:

He’s going there because his crowds have been dogshit in real cities and they look bored as fuck. Going to a KKK hotbed ensures a rally with crazy enthusiasm similar to what we are seeing at the Kamala rallies. They’re trying to get momentum back on their side by showing an enthusiastic crowd, but unfortunately the only way Trump can do it is by visiting a racist town that’s full throated in excitement for him. 


his people 

they’ll love all his Kamala barbs 

Posted
6 hours ago, Chopper said:

Many, MANY people are saying Dotard is shining up his Naza paraphernalia to wear on the campaign trail

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"Very fine people... On both sides." 

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Posted
5 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Man... Michigan seems like a super weird state to me as far as a Northern state. I admit I don't know all of its background but all the militia and regressive confederate shit alongside normal people...why?

Wife has family up there(parents were from there) in Detroit surrounding area and were the nicest, funniest people to hang out with. Unfortunately, the younger clan are trumpers, most of the Aunts/Uncles have died off, which is surprising since most of them were Unionized auto workers. But Michigan is a beautiful State. 

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Posted
10 hours ago, austingirl said:

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people.

 

The Black community, after decades of being told to pick itself up by the bootstraps, has some really wild self-hating people amongst it's ranks. You thought Dave Chapelle was just doing a fictional bit. Nope. He was making fun of a sect that is actually out there. It's a shame.

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Posted
15 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Some of the best news in that regard is that Ben Ginsberg, Elias' counterpart or counterweight on the other side, that is the best conservative election lawyer in the US, is a) retired and off the table and b) a never-Trumper that vocally states that widespread election fraud is bullshit and always has been.

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Posted
12 hours ago, MrBig said:

Why do they constantly play YMCA? It’s so fucking weird 

I'm going to guess that maybe some ownership issues or desperation for money means the Village People or their reps settled their claims with Trumpco in such a way that Trumpco has the ability to continue to use the music.

Posted
10 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Saw this today lol5ed00a796aebef395b2774b84aa000e7.jpg

Next time you see me in my truck, at least walk up and offer to buy me a drink!

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1 hour ago, MrX said:

Next time you see me in my truck, at least walk up and offer to buy me a drink!

Were you waiting for Dirk Diggler? 

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