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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Kamala is going to kick ass tonight. She has the distinct advantage of not being Trump or Biden.

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I love the infighting already 

 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I love the infighting already 

 

"kitchen table issues" is quaint. barely any families eat together anymore and if they do they're all putzing around on their phones, probably sharing Venezuelan gang and Haitian cat eater stories

Now, these are legal immigrants that they made up the cat stories about right? And their pitch is to vote for Trump…. why exactly? Will he make legal immigration illegal? Or would he just be tougher on these entirely fictional cat crimes.

Per usual, none of this makes sense and it’s really weird.

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Now, these are legal immigrants that they made up the cat stories about right? And their pitch is to vote for Trump…. why exactly? Will he make legal immigration illegal? Or would he just be tougher on these entirely fictional cat crimes.

Per usual, none of this makes sense and it’s really weird.

The people don't exist. I don't think the cat, duck, and goose eating villains they make up are going to be here legally.

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

"brilliant election strategy" by fuckin' weirdos

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Of course the anti-education party doesn't know when to use less and fewer.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Of course the anti-education party doesn't know when to use less and fewer.

Obviously did not go to Challenger public school

32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I love the infighting already 

 

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31 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

barely any families eat together anymore

What

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, I may be starting to lean against voting for Kamala.  Why?

Because today I have been getting texts at the rate of 1 every 10-15 minutes of "THE DEBATE IS HAPPENING TONIGHT!  DONATE NOW TO HELP KAMALA SEND TRUMP TO THE TRASH HEAP!" (or any of literally DOZENS of variations of that message of "debate's tonight, send money").  My fucking phone is lighting up.  "Delete and Report Junk" does absolutely nothing.

Fucking seriously.  Just fucking stop.

I’ve gotten zero. Of course I’ve been texting Stop to about 3 texts a day since I donated to her in July. So maybe I did it enough to get off most of the lists. 

41 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That’s cool. I didn’t know there was one or that it had been removed. 

Yes, call your local chapter of Republicans Afraid of Voters for more information.

All out of fucks to give.

 

I'm just wondering what the cognitive dissonance will make Trump say or do once he realizes he's getting his ass kicked on national TV tonight.

I think he really might call her a bitch or something?

 

8 hours ago, texasdago said:

To be honest, US history is really pretty shitty if you're not white.  Its pretty factual based on slavery, Native American extermination, eradication of the buffalo (to subdue the Native Americans), Jim Crow, etc etc.  Lots of bad history.   Some people want us to pretend it never happened.  Shoot... I just saw a documentary on the endangered ocelots of Texas and they shoed how the government funded wholesale slaughter of jaguars, pumas, wolves, etc in Texas.  Had no idea we once had jaguars in Texas.  Well, we killed every single one.  At least there are more people today looking to learn from our mistakes and make some decisions to not repeat history.  Are they the majority?  Maybe.  Hopefully those people can vote to bring Harris over the line.    

That's just it. One would think this is a slam dunk. "We are not going back" was an accident. It wasn't supposed to have real meaning, but it does, because we might. 

It's crazy.

59 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

These recent GQP shenanigans to try to get these measures taken off the ballot, or to take steps that arguably might give them a pretext to do so, tells you something: their internal polling says that turnout and the actual favorability with respect to those ballot measures is going to hurt them across the ballot in other races.

This along with voter registration trends are the wildcards IMHO. 

45 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Now, these are legal immigrants that they made up the cat stories about right? And their pitch is to vote for Trump…. why exactly? Will he make legal immigration illegal? Or would he just be tougher on these entirely fictional cat crimes.

Per usual, none of this makes sense and it’s really weird.

They intend to deport legal immigrants with dark skin. 

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2 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

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Milf to the right is so hot. Strong JLD vibes. 

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47 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Now, these are legal immigrants that they made up the cat stories about right? And their pitch is to vote for Trump…. why exactly? Will he make legal immigration illegal? Or would he just be tougher on these entirely fictional cat crimes.

Per usual, none of this makes sense and it’s really weird.

But heaven forbid we should make fun of JV for fucking a couch. 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I also post pics of food and comment on the loveliness of Sela Ward and Susanna Hoffs.

So....

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Here Brisket, this one is for you.

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19 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Yes, call your local chapter of Republicans Afraid of Voters for more information.

It doesn’t surprise me at all. It’s just hard to keep up with all their dirty deeds.

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2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I can believe it. The left doesn't love her and men under 30 get radicalized by Andrew Tate and his orbiters, if not their own parents on whom they will be financially dependent for life.

Can you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up?

17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'm just wondering what the cognitive dissonance will make Trump say or do once he realizes he's getting his ass kicked on national TV tonight.

I think he really might call her a bitch or something?

 

It's why the Harris people wanted the mikes on.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

There was. The judge who threw it out said some stupid shit like the opposition didn’t have enough chance to “make their case” against it, despite it getting more than enough signatures. 

That would be Judge Limbaugh, first cousin of former human Rush. Shocking that he got it wrong. 

He won’t. Trust me, I want the jessup moment too, but I don’t see it happening. 

22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

I think he really might call her a bitch or something?

 

MAGA would be thrilled if he did that

They intend to deport natural born US citizens with dark skin. 

FIF their actual racist goals.

Was watching CNN just now and pretty sure Gaetz just got off Trump’s jet, what a tool.

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So I've watched a lot of Kamala Harris videos of prosecution and while she was in the Senate grilling people. 

Anyone who thinks she's gonna come in flat has no idea. She's gonna gut Trump. He's going to try to spin it as her being mean and she's gonna jump down his throat and tell him that Putin thinks he's a bitch and he won't mistake her for the same. Etc etc. His entire argument about being tough on Xi and Putin will evaporate into thin air. 

I hope he shits himself. 

7 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Was watching CNN just now and pretty sure Gaetz just got off Trump’s jet, what a tool.

Him and Tulsi Gabbard were apparently “preparing” him for the debate.  

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump has never once talked about policy. Making empty promises is not policy. Saying he’s going to repeal Obamacare and replace it with something so much better and it won’t be difficult is not policy. It’s just talk. He never says how he’s going to do anything.

Hillary stood there in the debate and talked policy. She obviously has a command of the issues involved with health care and she paid out her policy objectives. Did anyone care? Fuck no! Because the average voter doesn’t give a fuck about policy and if you actually talk about it they get bored.

It shouldn’t be that way. I want to hear someone who knows what the fuck they’re talking about and what specific things they plan to do to address problems. Donald fucking Trump has never been that guy. “I’m going to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it!” “I’m going to bring back the steel industry!” “I’m going to bring back coal jobs!” Pie in the sky promises and he didn’t keep any of them because he’s in real estate and has no fucking clue how to run the government. 

You nailed it!!!!!  He’s not a debater, and he only gives pie in the sky promises. And he weaves saying 7 different statements that has zero to do with the question that was asked. 

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

That's fantastic he's so fucked. I bet kamala had Shane Gillis. 

And Scaromuochi

 

Then it's up to the moderators to make him clarify his bullshit and keep following up. I wish ABC had the lady that he got into it with previously in Chicago. 

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Him and Tulsi Gabbard were apparently “preparing” him for the debate.  

This should be good.

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This should be good.

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They really think Tulsi’s one little “moment” in a 2019 debate where she completely lied about Harris’ record makes her qualified to prep Trump

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

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Ashcroft: sorry your honors but the printer said no more changes!  My hands are tied here!

Right? And, during the primaries, a goal is to avoid alienating the supporters of candidates that are likely to drop out.

5 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

think she can win by TKO if she can bait Trump into walking off the stage midway through.  it's possible.  she knows how to push his buttons.  fuck policy.  remind the American people that Trump is a failed businessman.  he's a con-man.  question his intelligence.  "He loves to tell you about his uncle at MIT to make you think he's smart. 

All she has to do is remind people that Trump’s uncle died 40 years ago and hadn’t taught at MIT in over 50 years.  Trump tries to give the impression that his uncle recently taught there, as if he’s had recent conversations with him about science stuff.  

A little sad that Trump is so fixated on his uncle, maybe his uncle is the only one who showed him empathy.

34 minutes ago, immamac said:

So I've watched a lot of Kamala Harris videos of prosecution and while she was in the Senate grilling people. 

Anyone who thinks she's gonna come in flat has no idea. She's gonna gut Trump. He's going to try to spin it as her being mean and she's gonna jump down his throat and tell him that Putin thinks he's a bitch and he won't mistake her for the same. Etc etc. His entire argument about being tough on Xi and Putin will evaporate into thin air. 

I hope he shits himself. 

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21 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

You nailed it!!!!!  He’s not a debater, and he only gives pie in the sky promises. And he weaves saying 7 different statements that has zero to do with the question that was asked. 

And it apparently works. Because we are collectively a very dumb populace. 

One thing about Harris is she kills you slowly by building up to her big punch and you won’t even see it coming. 
 

Where she *should* kick his ass is my remembering nearly every lie he will tell and just find ways to use his words against him. 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

One thing about Harris is she kills you slowly by building up to her big punch and you won’t even see it coming. 
 

Where she *should* kick his ass is my remembering nearly every lie he will tell and just find ways to use his words against him. 

This is what I'm hoping for. It's why I thought Biden should step aside because he wasn't capable of doing something like that now. My worry is more just she gets caught in his trap of responding to bullshit after bullshit. I try to balance that worry with the reminder that she's dealt with people like this a lot in her life and she doesn't have to be like Biden on things.

3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

You feed the bears, the bears come back with greater frequency and in greater numbers.

Just like Sand People.

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This is what I'm hoping for. It's why I thought Biden should step aside because he wasn't capable of doing something like that now. My worry is more just she gets caught in his trap of responding to bullshit after bullshit. I try to balance that worry with the reminder that she's dealt with people like this a lot in her life and she doesn't have to be like Biden on things.

If the mods do their job, they call Trump out themselves. 

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

If the mods do their job, they call Trump out themselves. 

Hopeful that Muir doesn’t roll over. He’s usually pretty good. Wish we could get that guy from Denver that moderated the Boebert debate.

3 hours ago, G650 said:

One of my maxims since I was a fresh faced young man is 'Never trust a man that doesn't eat pussy'

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