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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

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I can't even remember what this is from.

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6 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I can't even remember what this is from.

I think a Tom Herman press conference.

I don't condone violence towards women but I might make an exception for Elsie Stefanik. 

 

not sure what you're talking about

And, also like Craig’s list, it was also frequently used for prostitution.
10 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I can't even remember what this is from.

Probably a funeral at Arlington National.

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5 minutes ago, Tuco said:


And, also like Craig’s list, it was also frequently used for prostitution.

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Reasons:

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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It's still up.  It's a time capsule of early-aughts web design.   I'm especially fond of the copyright date:

@1997-2008 copyright tarrob web services all rights reserved.

God help us if any of us ran for public office and they dug around we had said on random message boards.

That being said, reading his posts, I'm like WTF?  I've never seen anything like that on here or Hornfans.

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

God help us if any of us ran for public office and they dug around we had said on random message boards.

That being said, reading his posts, I'm like WTF?  I've never seen anything like that on here or Hornfans.

Well....certainly not on Hornfans.

36 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Had to double check to see if that post was parody 

I mean this whole country is an SNL sketch that was too over-the-top to make the broadcast.

12 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

God help us if any of us ran for public office and they dug around we had said on random message boards.

That being said, reading his posts, I'm like WTF?  I've never seen anything like that on here or Hornfans.

That's the only reason I'm not running against Ted Cruz right now

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9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Fox News did an over sample of black voters in 7 swing states 

Harris 82/12

Remind me why everyone thinks he is winning 20-25% of the black vote?

 

8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I find it incomprehensible he's getting 12% of the black vote, and yet here we are...

 

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

I was reading something about how the whole immigration thing isn’t just to stoke white racist outrage but also because it gives black Americans someone to look down on. They’re trying to start a race war against immigrants 

Trump’s angling for the Haitian Votes. 
 

8 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

In this scenario, the only deal that should be pursued is the following:

  • Trump admits he lost in 2020 and 2024. In a press conference standing next to Biden and Harris.
  • Asks his supporters to accept this as fact.
  • Pleads guilty to all of the current federal crimes. Can't this eliminate the possibility of appeals?
  • Biden commutes his sentence on his last day.

Therefore he's a federal felon but he just doesn't have to serve time in federal prison. 

This would be a huge win for Dems. It would throw some in the GOP in disarray that Trump abandoned them.

Yes, while wearing a Never Surrender mug shot t-shirt

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

I can't even remember what this is from.

A reporter asked that lovely crew a question about Trump they didn't like, I think. It was right after Johnson became Speaker.

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

I’m like I got no David fucking Duke old man relax

You buttonhooked me!

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

 

My understanding is that they'll use whichever morals their elders tell them to?

I had a Mormon friend who had to ask her elders if she could spend her own money on a new roof for her house.  After some deliberation, they said yes, as long as she also permanently increased her tithe to the church.  It makes perfect sense that these people have a significant say in an election in the United States in 2024.  Everything's cool.

You forgot about the condition of having to hire Elder Bob’s roofing company to do it. 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

This is so fucking awesome.  I didn't know who Kimble was, so I assumed he was a Dem trolling the MAGA crowd.  

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

God help us if any of us ran for public office and they dug around we had said on random message boards.

That being said, reading his posts, I'm like WTF?  I've never seen anything like that on here or Hornfans.

I was asked to consider running for a local office a few years ago and my legit first thought was “what if they find my surly handle?”

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3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

This is NCGOP trying a hail mary.

IDK that sounds pretty Catholic to me.

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2 hours ago, Slacks said:

Ain't clicking shit. Who is Ashley Madison and why does she have email addresses on her?

Ashley Madison was a sausage fest for gullible, thirsty men

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I was asked to consider running for a local office a few years ago and my legit first thought was “what if they find my surly handle?”

Surly handle pffffttt ...  Shaggy handle...Ohs Noes

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THE CALL CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

 

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

As I understand it, Rupert has two arguments. All trustees will benefit because Lachlan will preserve the right wing tilt and Fox News will only do well if it's operating as a wing of the far right. Also, the lack of agreement between the trustees will lead to rudderless leadership which itself will degrade the asset. It doesn't seem possible that these arguments could fly but who knows, it's some NV probate judge making the decision. 

Is he the settlor and the trustee?

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Don't do it Mark. Stay strong

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Don't do it Mark. Stay strong

His wife’s sister and her big booty friend don’t want no short, short man. 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

That’s it? That’s 94% of this website and yall still have jobs!

Like we all have time to bang models and deal with A/M scanks.

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THE CALL CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
 

Here’s how you know how shitty, unprincipled, and evil the GQP is: if Robinson was up 10 in the polls, they’d have buried this. All of it.
The only thing the GQP has a problem with is losing. Literally everythign else is ok. He could rape a goat after sodomizing a baby, then selling the nuclear codes to Putin, and that wouldn’t move the needle.
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Here’s how you know how shitty, unprincipled, and evil the GQP is: if Robinson was up 10 in the polls, they’d have buried this. All of it.
The only thing the GQP has a problem with is losing. Literally everythign else is ok. He could rape a goat after sodomizing a baby, then selling the nuclear codes to Putin, and that wouldn’t move the needle.

If you honestly believe that this was GOP internal knowledge, I don't know what to tell you.  The reality, an opposition research firm that most likely does work for both parties uncovered this and gave it to the NC GOP.  

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

If you honestly believe that this was GOP internal knowledge, I don't know what to tell you.  The reality, an opposition research firm that most likely does work for both parties uncovered this and gave it to the NC GOP.  

How does that change anything he said? 

I am mean, I assume this is basic bullshit "Letters to Penthouse" shit.  Whatever.  But dude, punctuate. 

Ray Allen vibes in the message board posts. No wonder Lobo wanted his shit deleted 

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1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

How does that change anything he said? 

The thought that GOP discovered this on their own isn't at all what happened, regardless of the claim, but regardless, he is right about them ignoring it if they were 10 up.  

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21 minutes ago, locodos said:

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Good point, is it still up with the scat guy? That could be pretty damn misleading lol.

2 hours ago, Slacks said:

I never know what is satire any more.

Este.

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

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I can't even remember what this is from.

Mrs. Doubtfire.

7 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

If you honestly believe that this was GOP internal knowledge, I don't know what to tell you.  The reality, an opposition research firm that most likely does work for both parties uncovered this and gave it to the NC GOP.  

The "rape a goat part"?  Because, yeah.  That was pretty overt.

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