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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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3 hours ago, G650 said:

We have two bears down the street that are the most MAGA people you will ever see, mostly because they are 100% insane. One was a nurse at my sons pediatric, and he is legit nutbar.

Wouldn't one be a bear and the other a cub?  I guess they're still bears, but what do I know?

 

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Wouldn't one be a bear and the other a cub?  I guess they're still bears, but what do I know?

I'm not fully hip to the terminology. Maybe @safe sex can help us out.

 

These guys also have a Penn St flag currently flying. They rotate Trump, Pedo St, Steelers, Key West, and Israel mostly. One of them likes to do yard work in baseball catcher's knee pads and a speedo, which is always fairly amusing.

3 hours ago, Slacks said:

Well how about that. 

Is this like the opposite of what happened with the N-Word?

Does seem to be that, yes

So... they have Harris absolutely sucking butt with WWC voters but still up in PA. 

Cohn doesn't *think* this looks like a 2020 polling error. FWIW

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Slacks said:

I assume it's the T word. I did not know that was a slur.

i had a friend in HS who was known for being a thrill seeker and driving recklessly. one day he got dropped off at my house by someone else and we were like, “where’s your truck?”, and he said, “man i just can’t stop blowing trannies.” our 17 year old asses just died laughing. didn’t let him live that one down for awhile.

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Second debate ain’t happening.

 

Actually, he is right. It is getting late in the election and voting has already started. So that means it's too late for Nebraska to change their laws on EC votes, right?

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Second debate ain’t happening.

 

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7 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Second debate ain’t happening.

 

He's probably more scared of a second round with Kamala than he would be doing an outdoor rally in Butler, PA. 

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

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3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

Putting the ridiculousness of the lie aside.... What percentage of their campaign is now "Your life would be so much better if it weren't for those brown people"? 95%?

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

This is just comical.  He’ll say anything.  Every single job in the last 2 years has gone to illegals.  That’s just remarkable that he can say that with a straight face.

Throwing shit at the wall. 

 

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

This is just comical.  He’ll say anything.  Every single job in the last 2 years has gone to illegals.  That’s just remarkable that he can say that with a straight face.

What's remarkable is that 70 million+ people believe it.

We are so.  Fucking.  Stupid.  We're the world's leading producer of oil?  Fuck that, we are the world's leading producer of fucking abject idiocy, and there's not even a close second.  There could be a country called Dumbfuckistan, where children are fed nothing but lead paint chips until they're 10, and their average IQ would still be 10 points higher than that of MAGAstan.

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We nominated and appointed a Supreme Court justice after voting had started in 2020. Can't debate though. That would be wrong. 

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6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

There could be a country called Dumbfuckistan

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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Haha. I just watched The West Wing episode where they put people in chicken costumes because they wouldn’t debate Santos.

45 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's probably more scared of a second round with Kamala than he would be doing an outdoor rally in Butler, PA. 

One is same opponent, one is not. 

21 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Haha. I just watched The West Wing episode where they put people in chicken costumes because they wouldn’t debate Santos.

And October 23 this year is a day further from Election Day than October 22 was in 2020. They need to frame it that way. 

"The last debate in 2020 was 12 days before Election Day. October 23 this year is 13 days before Election Day. He's scared."

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Turnip declines the 2nd debate on CNN lol

The official campaign needs to call him a coward. Say he is too scared, too soft, and in an interview have Kamala let it slip nonchalantly that he is too chicken shit to debate again. Hammer him every Sunday during every nfl game break that dotard is a coward. 

It's just going to be a town hall, totally bursting the "she never did an interview" excuse

 

On 9/19/2024 at 10:56 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I can still fap to that. 

Not in any way to downplay the signifigance of gaining another 100k voters in AZ, so I'm glad they're going to go this route to court Mormons. THat being said, the bolded above...Those elders sound like grifting motherfuckers who might like the cut of Trump's jib.

That being said, I've also heard that mormon's make the best neighbors, etc. so maybe they do prioritize harmony over division. Unless you're black. 

My Mormon neighbors have a Harris/Walz sign up. The wife is the one who added me to the Mothers Against Greg Abbott FB group a few years back.

On 9/19/2024 at 7:56 PM, Brisketexan said:


Here’s how you know how shitty, unprincipled, and evil the GQP is: if Robinson was up 10 in the polls, they’d have buried this. All of it.
The only thing the GQP has a problem with is losing. Literally everythign else is ok. He could rape a goat after sodomizing a baby, then selling the nuclear codes to Putin, and that wouldn’t move the needle.

 

On 9/19/2024 at 8:10 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's legit.

 

 

 

 

 

I've come to the conclusion that the only thing that MIGHT be unacceptable to these people is a Black Mirror-style scenario where some high-ranking GOP male has sex with a pig on television. Then again, there's a high probability that the base will be like, "Fuck that pig." And mean it both ways.

14 minutes ago, achooloco said:

The official campaign needs to call him a coward. Say he is too scared, too soft, and in an interview have Kamala let it slip nonchalantly that he is too chicken shit to debate again. Hammer him every Sunday during every nfl game break that dotard is a coward. 

Give her the empty podium

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Wouldn't one be a bear and the other a cub?  I guess they're still bears, but what do I know?

 

All cubs are bears, but not all bears are cubs. A cub, obviously, is a younger, probably smaller bear. For this couple, they still identify as bears, but one could be a cub, I don’t know their ages or what they look like. 
 

Clear it up?
 

 

11 minutes ago, austingirl said:

 

My Mormon neighbors have a Harris/Walz sign up. The wife is the one who added me to the Mothers Against Greg Abbott FB group a few years back.

 

I've come to the conclusion that the only thing that MIGHT be unacceptable to these people is a Black Mirror-style scenario where some high-ranking GOP male has sex with a pig on television. Then again, there's a high probability that the base will be like, "Fuck that pig." And mean it both ways.

“He supports our farmers and ranchers”

48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What's remarkable is that 70 million+ people believe it.

We are so.  Fucking.  Stupid.  We're the world's leading producer of oil?  Fuck that, we are the world's leading producer of fucking abject idiocy, and there's not even a close second.  There could be a country called Dumbfuckistan, where children are fed nothing but lead paint chips until they're 10, and their average IQ would still be 10 points higher than that of MAGAstan.

My in laws are in town for the weekend and they started talking about transsexuals and politics--because they ALWAYS find a way to bring up transsexuals and politics--and stated how much they're "dreading" their lives if "she" wins.

The live on a plot of land in the middle of Podunk cowtown California. Both retired, living off of her long-term disability insurance, staring at their tablets and watching NCIS all day. They only leave their house for Costco, church functions, and a weekly lunch outing to buffet-style sushi. How the fuck do people like this convince themselves that their lives are going to dramatically change because a Democrat is in the White House? Oh right, their tablets have Wi-Fi. Nevermind.

They don't particularly like Trump the man and wish Mike fucking Pence had run (I reminded them that he did, but the cult members weren't too fond of him), but they have no choice.

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6 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

All cubs are bears, but not all bears are cubs. A cub, obviously, is a younger, probably smaller bear. For this couple, they still identify as bears, but one could be a cub, I don’t know their ages or what they look like. 
 

Clear it up?
 

 

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2 hours ago, G650 said:

These guys also have a Penn St flag currently flying. They rotate Trump, Pedo St, Steelers, Key West, and Israel mostly. One of them likes to do yard work in baseball catcher's knee pads and a speedo, which is always fairly amusing.

I like my neighborhood, I really do.  But gawd my neighbors are so.... boring.

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9 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

I like my neighborhood, I really do.  But gawd my neighbors are so.... boring.

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were out trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were our trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

Ok, you win.

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Just now, aggie08 said:

Ok, you win.

I wouldn’t call it Winning, Bob. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were our trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

Oh for sure.  Then again, maybe your neighbors could mix in a speedo (not for the kid) and totally redeem themselves

8 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

I like my neighborhood, I really do.  But gawd my neighbors are so.... boring.

 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were our trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

 

I mean, my neighborhood is pretty boring too. These guys definitely stand out.

 

My next door neighbor has Trump flags flying 24/7, but he is definitely boring too, just happens to be an idiot.

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'd like to be stuffed into Stephanie Ruhle's locker. 

 

Goddamn right. I love that woman. She was awesome last night too.

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19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were out trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

 

A few years ago, a trick or treater came to my house in as a "Pete Ricketts for Governor" sign.  I said, "yeah, that is the most terrifying costume I've seen."  It was Ricketts' kid. 

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

Oh, Donald...  I realize this is a sample set of one but my job at the company I work for now, didn't exist 2 years ago.   No one had it because the company didn't have the opening.   It got created in 2024 and I got hired in May.   Oh, and leadership at the company is very Trumpy.  

Explain that, asshole.  

You’re an illegal alien???

Just now, Js1 said:

You’re an illegal alien???

Yep, you got me.  Deport me to Salma Hayek Land.

Just now, Macanudo said:

Yep, you got me.  Deport me to Salma Hayek Land.

Sorry, I believe all illegal aliens are being deported back to Venezuela. All of them 

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