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Posted
15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

hrm...

 

Also weird think to say when NYT/Siena confirmed they are in the field in Omaha this weekend 

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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Also weird think to say when NYT/Siena confirmed they are in the field in Omaha this weekend 

probably because Bacon is now in trouble for supporting the effort to disenfranchise his constituents. here's the poll in question:

 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

probably because Bacon is now in trouble for supporting the effort to disenfranchise his constituents. here's the poll in question:

 

Bacon's cooked.

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

He's an evil prick

Here’s what I don’t get: the numbers don’t add up. MAGAts swear up and down that Biden let millions of illegal inmigrants into the country each year. But there are only something like 20,000 murders annually. Even if all of those murders were committed by illegal immigrants (they were not), are these morons admitting that at least 980,000 illegal immigrants are not murderers?

These fuckheads just have zero sense of reality and it’s infuriating how stupid / delusional they are about damned near every issue. None of their policy views or the inane beliefs underpinning them make any fucking sense whatsoever. It’s like 40% of the country is tripping balls on LSD round the clock and no matter how hard you try, they just can’t be pulled back into reality.

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Even if all of those murders were committed by illegal immigrants (they were not), are these morons admitting that at least 980,000 illegal immigrants are not murderers?

“We just can’t assume that those 980,000 illegal immigrants will never commit murders.” JD Vance

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Posted

Demonizing entire groups of people just to help himself. Reminds me of what he did to those poll workers in Georgia. Completely ruined their lives. Just pure evil.

Wait until the evangelicals find out.

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Posted
31 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

He's an evil prick

I recently rewatched the Star Wars prequels

 

A) George Lucas was a visionary

B) Palps was less openly evil than this racist turd

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Posted
27 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Hmm, I was told Trump only wanted to deport people here illegally. 

You misunderstood. 

Trump only wants to deport people, illegally. 

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Posted
24 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Here’s what I don’t get: the numbers don’t add up. MAGAts swear up and down that Biden let millions of illegal inmigrants into the country each year. But there are only something like 20,000 murders annually. Even if all of those murders were committed by illegal immigrants (they were not), are these morons admitting that at least 980,000 illegal immigrants are not murderers?

These fuckheads just have zero sense of reality and it’s infuriating how stupid / delusional they are about damned near every issue. None of their policy views or the inane beliefs underpinning them make any fucking sense whatsoever. It’s like 40% of the country is tripping balls on LSD round the clock and no matter how hard you try, they just can’t be pulled back into reality.

 

20,000 annual murders that they report, libtard.   The FBI cooks the books and doesn't report any crime from any city with a population over 50,000 people. All of those 20,000 murders happened in small towns.    

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Posted
40 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Bacon's cooked.

Speaking of, this was scheduled today in Chattanooga, TN

 

https://www.chattanoogafestivals.com/bacon

 

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Let’s get hog-wild as we bring together bacon-loving local restaurants and barrel-aged spirits from around the world to savor an evening of southern indulgence. Your Bacon & Barrel ticket includes unlimited samples of signature bacon-themed dishes and 12 whiskey samples, plus live music, fun photo opps, and more. Beer, wine, and full sized cocktails will be available for purchase at the bar. This event supports Chattanooga Market, so every sip counts.

 

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Posted

Sorry if this part of the press conference was already posted, but if it has, it should be reposted anyway.  You can see Zelenskyy debating if he should put Trump in a chokehold or continue biting his tongue at Trump's absurdity.

 

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Sorry if this part of the press conference was already posted, but if it has, it should be reposted anyway.  You can see Zelenskyy debating if he should put Trump in a chokehold or continue biting his tongue at Trump's absurdity.
 

Holy fucking shit.

It sounds so stupid to even type, but it sounds like he’s saying Zelensky came to his defense and stopped the impeachment. If you knew nothing about what happened, that’s how you would interpret that.
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This is what I'm talking about. This is the stuff people seemed to forget because of Covid. I'm glad he said this with Zelensky. It's the perfect reminder that he has no morals and will sell our allies out in an instant. Maybe it will make a difference with the thickheads out there who are "undecided" but probably not. Walz needs to talk about this during the debate. Remind them what a massive moron Trump was with foreign policy. 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Does Ana know his “write in vote” in 2020 probably thinks he’s a piece of shit?

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Posted (edited)
38 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This is what I'm talking about. This is the stuff people seemed to forget because of Covid. I'm glad he said this with Zelensky. It's the perfect reminder that he has no morals and will sell our allies out in an instant. Maybe it will make a difference with the thickheads out there who are "undecided" but probably not. Walz needs to talk about this during the debate. Remind them what a massive moron Trump was with foreign policy. 


If Haley wasn’t such a spineless wimp she would hold a press conference and endorse Harris over this. Same with Romney. 

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Posted
55 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Yeah, seriously... talk about someone not knowing jack squat about the history of that area.

https://www.lubbockonline.com/story/news/state/2015/07/19/german-immigrants-texas-stayed-true-union/14966676007/

Treue der Union Monument | SAH ARCHIPEDIA

Dude--I'm a quarter Texan-German.  I'm quite familiar with the history.

But if you think I'm going to let a small thing like facts get in the way of a quality shitpost on Surly, . . . well, friend--you just haven't been paying attention.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


If Haley wasn’t such a spineless wimp she would hold a press conference and endorse Harris over this. Same with Romney. 

Not if she wants a future. Mitt is retiring, he needs to

Posted
2 hours ago, The Dog said:

hrm...

 

I guess one aspect that could reduce the bellweatherness of NE-2 is clearly people in Omaha were pissed about the last minute attempt to disenfranchise them.   I doubt Harris is leading by 11 points without that.  

Interesting that in 2016, the good people of Lincoln elected two people who went on to be convicted of felonies.  

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Posted
2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

He's an evil prick

2 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

Hmm, I was told Trump only wanted to deport people here illegally. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Haita or Venezuela though?

This maybe a shitty thing for me to say, and I have nothing against Haitians, but I'm kind of glad that he and Vance have stayed fixated on the Haitian thing.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's shitty, but from the big picture perspective, it's not winning Trump any new voters, it's pissing off plenty of people including a lot of African-Americans who see it for what it is, and it is Trump and Vance continuing to show the racism that the GOP has hitched its wagon to. Most importantly, it's reduced the amount of time he's spent on other campaign topics/issues that he could have been attacking Harris over.  It comes across as weird as fuck as well, especially when it's pointed out to Trump and Vance that they are here legally and weren't eating pets.

We're 40 days out and Trump shows no signs of slowing down on the racist attacks on Haitians/Haitian-American.  That's not going to help him.

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Posted
9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Suffolk had another poll last night for AZ - Trump +6.  And winning Maricopa. 

Everything is all over the place - Trump is not winning Maricopa.  Even the NYT poll didn't find that! 

At this point, it stands to reason that people are just trolling the pollsters

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Posted
1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

If Haley wasn’t such a spineless wimp she would hold a press conference and endorse Harris over this. Same with Romney. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Not if she wants a future. Mitt is retiring, he needs to

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

she has no future in the MAGA-sphere. 

Yeah, she and Romney need to grow a spine and support Harris, because Trump will absolutely sic MAGA on both Nikki and Mitt and blame both of them, along with a lot of other people for his loss in November.  If she and Romney can help peel off even a small amount of Republicans in a few key areas, they could make the defeat for Trump a whole lot worse, to the point where the BMDs wash their hands of Trump (and Boebert and Gaetz and Gym Jordan etc.)  and decide they want to go back to the "normal" Republicans.  

Shit, Nailin' Palin comes across as semi-normal compared to Boebert and Three-Toes.

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Posted
2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Sorry if this part of the press conference was already posted, but if it has, it should be reposted anyway.  You can see Zelenskyy debating if he should put Trump in a chokehold or continue biting his tongue at Trump's absurdity.

 

Why the fuck is Zelensky meeting with that POS

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