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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Protection of federal elections is absolutely an official action.

According to Trump, but not hardly anyone else.  Seriously, if that were true he could not be prosecuted for 1/6.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Hah, I got an email from the NYT that called out the WaPo for not endorsing a candidate. Had "They're a bigger pussy than we are" feel to it.

If the NYT dunks on you, just shut down 

Have friends already waiting in line for the Harris Rally, it is already a madhouse.   They really should have picked a bigger venue, but maybe none were available on such short notice.   Either way, I expect it to be rocking tonight.  

33 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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why won't this fucking pustule just die already? the entire world is waiting with bated breath for it.

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Have friends already waiting in line for the Harris Rally, it is already a madhouse.   They really should have picked a bigger venue, but maybe none were available on such short notice.   Either way, I expect it to be rocking tonight.  

NRG is a voting site, so logistically would have been hard to shut it down for a rally 

Rockets play at home tonight 

Maybe Crane said no for MMP? 

UH campus might have said no for logistics 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

NRG is a voting site, so logistically would have been hard to shut it down for a rally 

Rockets play at home tonight 

Maybe Crane said no for MMP? 

UH campus might have said no for logistics 

I'm not sure TDECU could hold as many people as what is listed in their capacity. It's more of a theory.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

NRG is a voting site, so logistically would have been hard to shut it down for a rally 

Rockets play at home tonight 

Maybe Crane said no for MMP? 

UH campus might have said no for logistics 

I was told originally it was going to be at Minute Maid.   Crane has supported Democrats in the past, but maybe didn't want the attention, not sure.  UH was likely a nog go due to school being in session, thus zero parking.

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

I'm not sure TDECU could hold as many people as what is listed in their capacity. It's more of a theory.

TDECU holds double what Dynamo stadium does, but no available parking.

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

I was told originally it was going to be at Minute Maid.   Crane has supported Democrats in the past, but maybe didn't want the attention, not sure.  UH was likely a nog go due to school being in session, thus zero parking.

Wonder if the rockets game down the street made it logistically hard. Easier to do it on the other side of 59

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Have friends already waiting in line for the Harris Rally, it is already a madhouse.   They really should have picked a bigger venue, but maybe none were available on such short notice.   Either way, I expect it to be rocking tonight.  

A full arena plus tens of thousands turned away isn't the worst visual for Houston, TX, however.

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Have friends already waiting in line for the Harris Rally, it is already a madhouse.   They really should have picked a bigger venue, but maybe none were available on such short notice.   Either way, I expect it to be rocking tonight.  

I wonder if Meg is going to be there. Here's her new video because she's fine as hell. 

 

 

So 11 days before the election and both candidates are in Texas? Hmm well ok.

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Weird, where are all the old people on scooters and oxygen tanks? 

Sign vibe driving to my mom’s in south Montgomery county:

Less than 5 along 2978, which is mostly nothing and strip malls 

1 Harris/Walz sign in her neighborhood, right when you turn in, so she has to look at it every time she comes home 😂

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

TDECU holds double what Dynamo stadium does, but no available parking.

 

people are already in line for the coog game tomorrow night !!!!!

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Weird, where are all the old people on scooters and oxygen tanks? 

Voting, unfortunately. 

19 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

battleground state tracking polls have been off by 3-4 points, and they tend to herd in the same direction. In 2008 and 2012, they underestimated Obama. In 2016 and 2020, they underestimated Trump. In 2022, they underestimated Democratic house and Senate candidates.  

The current polls (the good ones) are working very hard not to underestimate Trump this time.  So: these are the possibilities:
1) The polls are right and it's a jump ball, coming down to legal manuevers in close states, like 2000.
2) They underestimate Trump, because polling is just very hard.  He wins 300+ EVs and it's over early, like 2016.
3) They underestimate Harris, because polling is just very hard.  She wins 300+ EVs and it's over early, like 2012

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6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I was told originally it was going to be at Minute Maid.   Crane has supported Democrats in the past, but maybe didn't want the attention, not sure.  UH was likely a nog go due to school being in session, thus zero parking.

She should have done it at Kyle Field for the lulz…

Looks like UH has a home game tomorrow evening so probably too close timewise for a turnaround?

So 11 days before the election and both candidates are in Texas? Hmm well ok.

What’s the play? Scare trump into leaving battlegrounds and focus on playing defense in a state she has no chance of winning?
1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:


What’s the play? Scare trump into leaving battlegrounds and focus on playing defense in a state she has no chance of winning?

She's here for Allred.  

He's here to do Rogan.  Though I guess they could have done his show from anywhere? But needed an opportunity for Cruz to show up and suck his ass.

Which tells me Cruz is truly in trouble if both candidates are here.

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NYT Article on the WaPo lack of endorsement is the most NYT article of all time. 

 

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The New York Times’s editorial board, which operates separately from the newsroom, endorsed Ms. Harris for president on Sept. 30, saying: “It is hard to imagine a candidate more unworthy to serve as president of the United States than Donald Trump.”

 

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I only put up with huge crowds very sparingly so think I made the right call not going to this, but it does look like its gonna be hopping at Shell Energy tonight

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just drove by shell stadium, it’ll be standing room only tonight …

1. not many ‘whites’, saw a couple of old hippie couples 

2. the amount of black/latin gf talent out there was off the scale. cray cray. it could be 70% females tonight 

3. extreme security set up. lot of streets already closed. response teams in place 

4. minute maid parking lots are already full

5. shell stadium is a good spot as it’ll be full. good set up for a political event 

6: I don’t think maga fills up that stadium for trump / cruz / lee greenwood / kid rock 

7. saw several big black church groups. they love matching tshirts 

 

 

 

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

NRG is a voting site, so logistically would have been hard to shut it down for a rally 

Rockets play at home tonight 

Maybe Crane said no for MMP? 

UH campus might have said no for logistics 

Rice stadium?  It was good enough for a superbowl

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

7. saw several big black church groups. they love matching tshirts 

Only to be matched by the matching tshirt game of black family reunions at Disney World.

21 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Seriously, if that were true he could not be prosecuted for 1/6.

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the amount of black/latin gf talent out there was off the scale. cray cray. it could be 70% females tonight 

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One of the dudes who created a bunch of bullshit rumors on xitter, was allowed to exist by Mosk, and was amplified by Drumpf, "the Black Insurrectionist," has been doxxed. He's a white drug addict and tax absconder. Just like Drumpf only 27 years younger! 

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I'm not on xitter but here's a reminder of who this guy is:

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The Black Insurrectionist xitter account was deactivated last week after the AP reached out to him for comment.

 

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If you're still on xitter you're helping give voice to this kind of bullshit. 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

just drove by shell stadium, it’ll be standing room only tonight …

1. not many ‘whites’, saw a couple of old hippie couples 

2. the amount of black/latin gf talent out there was off the scale. cray cray. it could be 70% females tonight 

3. extreme security set up. lot of streets already closed. response teams in place 

4. minute maid parking lots are already full

5. shell stadium is a good spot as it’ll be full. good set up for a political event 

6: I don’t think maga fills up that stadium for trump / cruz / lee greenwood / kid rock 

7. saw several big black church groups. they love matching tshirts 

 

Talent? Sir, you mean voters. Hopefully.

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Talent? Sir, you mean voters. Hopefully.

Binders full of talent.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol at trumps rally being at galkery furniture tonight

Think it was at like 10am this morning so Mack and the other MAGA voters in attenence could get to their early bird dinner reservations at 2pm on time

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I’m in line now. Do poll workers appreciate “I can’t believe I’ve already voted 12 times” jokes?

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol at trumps rally being at galkery furniture tonight

Four Seasons Landscaping wasn't available?

 

Just now, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Think it was at like 10am this morning so Mack and the other MAGA voters in attenence could get to their early bird dinner reservations at 2pm on time

Can I get a 2 for 1 sale on old assholes having a coronary?

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6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Talent? Sir, you mean voters. Hopefully.

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I’m in line now. Do poll workers appreciate “I can’t believe I’ve already voted 12 times” jokes?

One of the workers at the poll location at the Law Library downtown did crack a "This isn't Chicago I can only let you vote the one time" joke when I was there earlier this week

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So 11 days before the election and both candidates are in Texas? Hmm well ok.

It is obvious why Trump is here: to do the Rogan show. The guy who said he would never have Trump on, but I have given up on Joe awhile ago.

It does make me wonder if Allred actually has a chance against Cruz for Harris to actually swing by. But I dare not get my hopes up.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

It is obvious why Trump is here: to do the Rogan show. The guy who said he would never have Trump on, but I have given up on Joe awhile ago.

It does make me wonder if Allred actually has a chance against Cruz for Harris to actually swing by. But I dare not get my hopes up.

 

if the entire stadium votes after tonight, that’ll be a huge help 

5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

HELLO MICHIGAN!

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Yeah but they're the same on Gaza and Kamala's a black woman. 

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2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Dear baby Jesus, please let Kamala win North Carolina, Georgia, and Arizona, so I won't have to hear a fucking word from my more outspoken family members from [checks notes] North Carolina, Georgia, and Arizona during Thanksgiving week.

This is how you know a person is southern....

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Done. Fuck Trump. Fuck Vance. Fuck Cruz. Whole fam + 1 friend.

Just got home from the church on Monterrey Oaks. 50 minutes from the time we got in line until we walked out the door.

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