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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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12 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

The crowd in the background is almost too perfect. 

I’m now leaning toward Team Simulation. 

Not 1 token human of color, so nah, its real.

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The reason he filled out Madison Square Guarden is both a combination of sheer size of NYC plus a lot of MAGA in blue states flew over, aka the people he never visits. It was a one off and a delicious waste of time that got him burned with PR.

16 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

21,000 at Kamala’s rally in Michigan 

30 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Look at what they did to Christianity 

 

If there was a god, you think he’s choosing that tubby, impotent fuck to be his vessel? That’s evidence enough for atheism.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

First off, a grown man calling himself "Bo."  Huffines guy.  Rather closely connected to Fuentes.And a bunch of other shady shit. https://www.thetexasvoice.com/businessman-with-history-of-controversies-seeking-tarrant-gop-chairmanship/

I suspect Bo French secretly worries about those four things. I'm cool if he's gay, just maybe tone down the 1950s Leading Man stare. And maybe cut down on the Lying Tarded Ignunce a little. Hey, nobody's perfect, just make an effort.

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

For the record, I don't think the joke will have a meaningful impact. But if Trump loses that guy is going to have to keep a low profile for a while because some very emotional people who don't think things through are going to be coming for his head. 

Right now it's sticking and the Election is only 8 days away. Trump can get away with murder and flood the zone with BS everyday, but this piece of shit comedian touched a nerve. 

 

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25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

bwahahahahahaha

 

Yesterday was the first time I ever heard of Tony Hinchcliffe or Kill Tony.

 

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

If the excuse is that he’s a roast comedian, there should still be some context and presented in a humorous way. You don’t just go up and say “Nikki Glaser is a slut and her vagina smells like trash.” That’s all his joke was “Puerto Rico is a floating pile of trash, lol.” He deserves to be shit on for being unfunny if nothing else.

In all fairness, she's a bit of a slut, but I suspect her cooch smells delightful.

7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Right now it's sticking and the Election is only 8 days away. Trump can get away with murder and flood the zone with BS everyday, but this piece of shit comedian touched a nerve. 

 

Exactly the thing you have to understand about Trump is that he is an expert of not directly insulting his base, its really his only gift, his ability to call you a shitstain in a charismatic fashion where you don't even take it seriously, but this comedian was so bad at it that he did touch a nerve.

Deplorables love gallows humor, they are the 4chan generation. hispanic Trump supporters are not part of that deplorable culture.

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

In all fairness, she's a bit of a slut, but I suspect her cooch smells delightful.

I'd love to find out.  

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

In all fairness, she's a bit of a slut, but I suspect her cooch smells delightful.

Considering Season 3 GIF by Portlandia

Who else had Uncle Luke saving the election on their bingo card? What a time to be alive. 

2 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Who else had Uncle Luke saving the election on their bingo card? What a time to be alive. 

Me love you long time.

2 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Who else had Uncle Luke saving the election on their bingo card? What a time to be alive. 

It wasn't Martinez. 

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6 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

Here’s a billionaire’s bullshit excuse on pulling his editorial team’s Presidential endorsement. 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/28/media/jeff-bezos-defends-washington-post-endorsement/index.html

I actually kinda/sorta agree with this in principle, but one of the candidates let his employee get cut to pieces with a bone saw and dissolved in acid, so he can go fuck himself on this one.

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Yesterday was the first time I ever heard of Tony Hinchcliffe or Kill Tony.

 

I figured with a name like that  he had to be some failed British minor noble, and not an alleged comedian 

Based on what? They would've done that already if that was the play. There's nothing in the Constitution about how a party has to nominate the person for President, just that they meet certain requirements to be eligible to be President, of which she meets. 

Dude. There’s nothing in the Constitution about locking in the 2nd Amendment to 1789 and only gun laws that existed then, and then not even following that “rule,” but they made it the law of the land anyway.
What part of Calvinball don’t you understand yet? And I offer this as someone who has to pay attention to the SCOTUS and its decisions professionally.
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Loved this, it’s spot on:



Here’s a billionaire’s bullshit excuse on pulling his editorial team’s Presidential endorsement. 
https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/28/media/jeff-bezos-defends-washington-post-endorsement/index.html
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One thing I SUPER love about this new era is how the powerful feel completely free to spew a layer cake of idiotic lies. How stupid does he think we are?
Of course, the answer is “very, very stupid,” and he’s probably right.
He bent the knee to fascism. Bezos isn’t powerful at all. He’s just another quivering bowl of cowardly jello.
3 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I actually kinda/sorta agree with this in principle, but one of the candidates let his employee get cut to pieces with a bone saw and dissolved in acid, so he can go fuck himself on this one.

You shouldn't. It's cynical nonsense. 

9 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

I figured with a name like that  he had to be some failed British minor noble, and not an alleged comedian 

Twit of the Year?

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

It would have been nice if he could have also insulted Cubans. 

Florida Cubans think that Trump was talking about Cuban Cubans, so that would be fine.

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

So it was reasoned and principled last-minute vaginosis?

Jeff swears it wasn’t quid pro quo, so that just leaves “enlightened centrist” appeasement.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

As if anybody's scared of some stoner-ass San Marcos "Grand Dragon."

I think one of my dungeons and dragons characters ended up becoming a grand dragon.

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Twit of the Year?

There was certainly some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington last night!

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I don’t want to think like this, but why in the fuck does it take something like this for you to get “engaged”? Drives me nuts. You are squarely in the sights of the Trump machine. 

The Jeff Bezos bit is also a small gift, an endorsement by the Wapo was not news (and they kinda did anyhow in the humor section) but the reminder of the billionare class doing quid pro quo with dirty politicians, is what gets traction, what gets the blood boiling.

Trump’s new closing message: “I am not a Nazi”

4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

The Tarrant County GOP Chair

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In a state full of repugnant pieces of shit, this guy might be the worst.

 

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4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

2020 was 34-37-30 D-R-I fwiw

5 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

I think one of my dungeons and dragons characters ended up becoming a grand dragon.

Cool. It was still wrong for you to leave that flyer.

1 minute ago, heso said:

2020 was 34-37-30 D-R-I fwiw

overall or just EV?

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Cool. It was still wrong for you to leave that flyer.

unless it was a extra large rolling paper, then they thank you.

7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Gee, I wonder what the "others" in Charlotte and Raleigh are voting for?  

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Gee, I wonder what the "others" in Charlotte and Raleigh are voting for?  

Execution of the owner of the Panthers?

Well that's probably just Charlotte.

8 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

In a state full of repugnant pieces of shit, this guy might be the worst.

 

Does this POS actually have a job?

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Execution of the owner of the Panthers?

Well that's probably just Charlotte.

Well, that isn't political, I think anyone that has ever met David Tepper would be in favor of that.  

7 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

overall or just EV?

Final total

8 minutes ago, heso said:

2020 was 34-37-30 D-R-I fwiw

So - looks like 2% went from registered GOP to Independent in four years.   I doubt that means increased Trump votes.  

Does anyone know the breakdown in 2020 of independent voters between Trump and Biden in NC?  

11 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

overall or just EV?

That was just based on exit polling. Final numbers from the state: 

Party Voters Who Voted
Democratic 1,971,589
Republican 1,822,837
Unaffiliated 1,714,746
Libertarian 29,206
Constitution 3,102
Green 2,538
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

So - looks like 2% went from registered GOP to Independent in four years.   I doubt that means increased Trump votes.  

Does anyone know the breakdown in 2020 of independent voters between Trump and Biden in NC?  

Biden won them 50-46

Early & absentee numbers 

Party Voters Who Voted
Democratic 1,726,285
Republican 1,466,369
Unaffiliated 1,411,998
Libertarian 21,388
Constitution 2,207
Green 2,008
Voting Method Number of Voters Who Voted
Early Voting 3,629,461
Absentee By-Mail 1,001,717
In Person on Election Day 896,815
Provisional 16,025
3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Biden won them 50-46

That's not possible based on the numbers above unless Biden also lost a significant portion of the Democratic vote. 

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