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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

My Michigan anecdote for this election is that when I was in Ann Arbor both before the game and after the game Michigan frat bros (different one each time) yelled at me that Trump sucks and Michigan is for Harris. I realize that's just because my clothes indicated I'm from Texas but if frat bros are willing to yell that then this thing is in the bag for Harris. Ha.

Hope you told them to vote

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Your an Irondale, Adamsville, Crestwood, Wahouma, and East Lake short of listing my Little League football schedule.

I had you pegged as older than that.

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22 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

France here, may happen anyway, my wife has gone down the rabbit hole of moving there out of necessity to now out of want.  

Neither of us speak French, what could go wrong?  

Right after I see this the algorithm sends a house in Burgundy, France to me for $218K.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So I undersampled the half of the gender population that votes more often, and then the largest and most important city, but beyond that, I'm on it.  

Lies, damn lies, and statistics 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

NBC did not get the memo. Football Night In America presented by Applebee’s. 

Fuckers are against the sweet taste of freedom from tyranny.  

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I was thinking that if Harris wins and I go to Chili's then I was going to take down an El Niño margarita or three. But then I realized I won't be able to pass up the opportunity to order a different kind and emphasize when I order a "LA Presidente margarita" even if the official name of the drink lacks the gender article.

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14 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

So I undersampled the half of the gender population that votes more often, and then the largest and most important city, but beyond that, I'm on it.  

“Fuck, we forgot black people could still vote!”

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10 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

If she wins fuck it I'll go to Chili's. I hate Chili's. Maybe I'll make my kids go with me after school. 

Tambien. Haven't been to Chili's since...decades?!?!

But, pour la démocratie!!!

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Posted
27 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I feel like the Surly Trump supporters need a rally point as well. I'm torn between suggesting Applebee's, Hooters and their local Waste Management site. 

4 Seasons Landscaping

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Posted
2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Seriously, on the France stuff, if you want to learn French just move to a medium-sized city and go out and drink a lot. It's possible to learn it in Paris but it's harder because there are so many people from all over in Paris, you could spend a year there speaking English or Spanish or whatever.

Medium-sized French city will still have more culture and history than most of America, and housing costs are about half of Germany or the UK. Trains/buses are the best imho.

To jump start you, here are 4 useful phrases:

Ce n'est pas de ma faute      it's not my fault

Je l'ai trouvé comme ça      I found it like that

Je n'ai rien touché      I didn't touch anything

C'était déjà cassé      It was already broken

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Guys,

I'm pretty sure there isn't a Chili's nearby, so I'm just going to hit up a nice Italian restaurant near me and ask for Southwest egg rolls.  I'll report back tho

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Posted
3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Seriously, on the France stuff, if you want to learn French just move to a medium-sized city and go out and drink a lot. It's possible to learn it in Paris but it's harder because there are so many people from all over in Paris, you could spend a year there speaking English or Spanish or whatever.

Medium-sized French city will still have more culture and history than most of America, and housing costs are about half of Germany or the UK. Trains/buses are the best imho.

To jump start you, here are 4 useful phrases:

Ce n'est pas de ma faute      it's not my fault

Je l'ai trouvé comme ça      I found it like that

Je n'ai rien touché      I didn't touch anything

C'était déjà cassé      It was already broken

Well, I forgot to mention (because the whole idea is ridiculous to begin with), she want's to be in wine country with a vineyard.

Neither of us drink.  

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Just now, BamaATL said:

Well, I forgot to mention (because the whole idea is ridiculous to begin with), she want's to be in wine country with a vineyard.

Neither of us drink.  

She watched A Good Year didn’t she?

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Posted
3 hours ago, mdmost said:

I'm having doubts about your commitment to the cause. 

I live in Manhattan (East side). It takes me almost an hour just to go cross town.

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

nah nah nah. fuck that.  if we're all going to Chili's, Penelope is going to Chili's.  it'll be absolutely worth it for Harris ending Trump.  she can clean her palate at Dinner by Heston Blumenthal when she's in London.

In 2020, we celebrated thr Biden win at Le Bernardin. It was excellent.

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I ate there yesterday as well.  Chips and salsa, burger and fries, and 2 beers.  Out for under 20 bucks, and that includes an iced tea to go. 

MD beat me to it.  You're not a team player. 

Meh.

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fixed

Lol.

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I disagree. Staten Island is exactly where you should go, with drummers drumming and pipers piping. Get your hair done up first in one of those Insane Sicilian Duchess pile-up do's so that you command obedience. Whip Staten Island into shape.

SI doesn't have great transport. 

3 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

Penelope, stop trying to get out of going to Chili’s. You are going. 

LOL. I might go to Club Cumming for a watch party if I go anywhere at all.

2 hours ago, SizzleChest said:

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2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Y’all are going to make me island hop to get to a Chilis 

Effectively what I have to do.

2 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Lol.  She'll take 4 flights, on a whim, to Siberia for a long weekend, but Staten Island and New Jersey are (ahem) a bridge and tunnel too far.

FiFY

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

She's safer in Siberia than those two places. 

This.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I guess you don’t have to be a married woman to fuck up dinner plans 

Lol.

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I'm legitimately surprised there isn't one in Times Square. It has all the other middle-America hits.

Rent too expensive probably.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

First, you’re going to have to explain to me why Olive Garden on NYE is a thing. Much less a thing people wild do more than once. You know the breadsticks are always free, right?

This is a fucking thing, and if it’s a blowout you need to get your ass to a Chile’s. Take the day off if necessary,  but get it done. I’m probably going and eating fucking nothing but vodka but I’m going. 

$450 all you can drink party with view of the ball drop that you don't have to wait all day in the cold/wet for. I posted video in the Tell Me About NYC thread. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

To be fair, I think it’s less about the inconvenience and more about her feeling NJ and Staten Island are so far beneath her they’re not even the earth’s mantle. 

It’s worth it 

As usual, and unsurprisingly, you’re totally fucking wrong. 

It's about inconvenience. As mentioned earlier, it takes me an hour just to go cross town. To go to the closes Chili's from my house (working remotely that day) will be a minimum of 1.5 hours each way. 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Lol.

2 hours ago, achooloco said:

Forest Hills!

Still fucking far. And per the map, the one I saw is in Long Island.

59 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'm starting to think he legit pulls a JoePa and dies a week after losing.

From your mouth to God's ear.

41 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Ok I read back a few pages. 
 

@PenelopeWitherspoon I think we should do an adventure to the SI Chili’s. We’d cancel out each other’s sore thumbness for being there so we’d be safe. 

Way too fucking far. And with shitty transport. 

29 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

I didn’t go anywhere the day after the 2016 election because I was still way too drunk to drive.

This. I stayed up drinking until at least 4 am.

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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Well, I forgot to mention (because the whole idea is ridiculous to begin with), she want's to be in wine country with a vineyard.

Neither of us drink.  

Sounds like a Meg Ryan/Kevin Kline movie. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Sadly, I can't join in the Wednesday Chili's celebration.  I have a colonoscopy Thursday, and I don't think that would be appreciated.  However, less than one mile from where I am having the procedure there is, you guessed it, a Chili's.  I have already had my wife to commit to this for lunch Thursday.  

She is baffled as to why I would request this.  

Drink enough margaritas and you won't need the prep.

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Posted
1 minute ago, quigley said:

Drink enough margaritas and you won't need the prep.

Well, if I had half of one Presidente, they wouldn't need to anesthetize me either, win win!

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Posted
1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Well, I forgot to mention (because the whole idea is ridiculous to begin with), she want's to be in wine country with a vineyard.

Neither of us drink.  

Alsace. Yeah, it's white wine but since y'all don't drink, no harm.

Plus, lots of country folk in Alsace (no muthuhfuckuhs I'm not talkin about Strasbourg and your fancy friends there who speak great French I'm talkin country folk) speak Alsatian (think: Cajun German) as their first language, so their French is slower and choppier, exactly like an Anglophone American learning French. So you're halfway there.

Plus mucho beer everywhere, mountains to hike on, and tarte flambée. Goot Got Yawl.

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