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6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I didn't see this quote by Walz last night in this thread. The Anti-Tommy Tuberville.

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I'm not suggesting that an actual debate should happen, because fuck legitimizing that shitstain Tuberville, but a debate between those two would be immensely entertaining. 

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According to Trump, because of Kamala you're allowed to rob a store so long as it wasn't more than $950. He said "you have thieves going into stores with calculators calculating how much it is. If it's less than $950 they can rob it and not get charged. That was her."

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Just now, C-Man said:

According to Trump, because of Kamala you're allowed to rob a store so long as it wasn't more than $950. He said "you have thieves going into stores with calculators calculating how much it is. If it's less than $950 they can rob it and not get charged. That was her."

Those are some amazingly conscientious thieves. 

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Again, for some of us... seeing that Trump bag just prompts an image of the Soviet flag. Red Dawn. Bad. Evil. Scum. This evil motherfucker needs to die. Whew that word association got away from me. 

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44 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Trump’s gonna engage the press in a game of Supermarket Sweep or The Price is Right’s Hi-Lo.

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FUCKING PROPS????!!!

Way to go authoritarian Abraham Lincoln Gallagher!

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1 minute ago, thepop said:

idk why yall watch it

I"m listening at work. I"ve watched this nutsack speak dozens of times like everyone else here, but it's difficult to explain just how fucking stupid the things he says, and the way they sound. He talked about hooking solar panels up to natural gas plants, but those solar panels can't power a natural  gas plant. 

He's literally saying they're going to do everything. 

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I"m listening at work. I"ve watched this nutsack speak dozens of times like everyone else here, but it's difficult to explain just how fucking stupid the things he says, and the way they sound. He talked about hooking solar panels up to natural gas plants, but those solar panels can't power a natural  gas plant. 

He's literally saying they're going to do everything. 

This truly is bonkers. 


 

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I"m listening at work. I"ve watched this nutsack speak dozens of times like everyone else here, but it's difficult to explain just how fucking stupid the things he says, and the way they sound. He talked about hooking solar panels up to natural gas plants, but those solar panels can't power a natural  gas plant. 

He's literally saying they're going to do everything. 

"When I was president we never had Hammas."

 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Fox News removed the ticker. Bwahahahaha

 

Beyond obvious question: "Hey, remember when you were saying the exact same thing four years ago about Biden? Why should anyone listen to you now?"

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Just now, Red Five said:

Beyond obvious question: "Hey, remember when you were saying the exact same thing four years ago about Biden? Why should anyone listen to you now?"

Remember, no unfriendly media is allowed on his properties to ask questions. Not that they would ask that anyway.

"Local law enforcement know the address of every single criminal in the country. And we're going to let them go after all the criminals and get them out, and we're going to make sure they're immune from prosecution." 

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Fox crawler  "NOW: TRUMP HOLDS NEWSER WHILE KAMALA HIDES"

 

Hey cocksuckers: she and Biden did a joint appearance a couple of hours ago.

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2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump reads the phrase “supply chain disruption” and then starts riffing off script. 

 

Broke ass can’t afford Prime. 

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

he's literally giving them soundbites to beat him.

this is the first time he's read these talking points most likely - it's why he keeps losing his place. 

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11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Fox crawler  "NOW: TRUMP HOLDS NEWSER WHILE KAMALA HIDES"

For real? I mean, every accusation is a confession and all, but that's still amazing.

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Do things cost more than they did 4 years ago?

yes, every country in the world has been impacted by Covid and the inflation that followed

 

are Americans making more income than they were 4 years ago? yes

 

is the economy booming? Yes

 

is crime up? Down 25% since he left office

 

This American carnage, WWIII, 1929 crash reads extremely hollow to anyone with half a brain (which is the people he needs to get beyond his base). 

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37 minutes ago, C-Man said:

According to Trump, because of Kamala you're allowed to rob a store so long as it wasn't more than $950. He said "you have thieves going into stores with calculators calculating how much it is. If it's less than $950 they can rob it and not get charged. That was her."

So according to Trump, Kamala is responsible for this terrible inflation, which is why I can't afford anything, but she is also responsible for me being allowed to steal whatever I want and not get in trouble as long as it's under $950 which means all of my groceries are free under Kamala?  I would call Trump a fucking moron but that's offensive to the morons of this world.  

Oh, and somebody should sue the media for malpractice.  They are destroying this country for allowing this asshat to speak and not flat out saying that he is fucking insane, stupid, or both.  

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