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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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22 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Have yall seen the clip going around showing Biden seemingly wandering off and lost at G7? 

you're such a fucking mark. quit being so easy to manipulate

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24 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Have yall seen the clip going around showing Biden seemingly wandering off and lost at G7? 

Congrats on falling for fake news and doctored videos, you giant dumb fuck 

He could be sitting by a window yelling “My name is Bob!” and he’d still be 10x the president that Trump would be. 

i mean he's old and slow and stiff, but 'wandering off' is bullshit 🙄

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He could be sitting by a window yelling “My name is Bob!” and he’d still be 10x the president that Trump would be. 

And still have my vote. 

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Maybe Joe saw somebody in a boat with a big battery that was sinking in shark infested waters and was concerned for them.

Remember, Chrispy is the dude who asked Google Bard for some statistics to use in an argument here

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"Wandering off"? Jesus, talk about a reach. He walks over and gives a thumbs-up to those guys. Oh, the horror.

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

That's certainly a take. 

Imma'd. 

2 hours ago, locodos said:

tinnitus?

or hepatitis?

I can think of few places on earth where you are more likely to contract both lock jaw and hepatitis.  

So yes, to both.  

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Imma'd. 

Good thing videos never lie, huh imma?

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Was it not obvious that my post was meant to infer that it was a terrible take? 

Apologies. Thought you were making fun of Surly Bevo's effort to give context directly above your post, not animal tobacco dude.

I thought it was directed toward Surly Bevo as well

19 minutes ago, immamac said:

Was it not obvious that my post was meant to infer that it was a terrible take? 

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3 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I want to believe this, but the fact that so many GOP politicians are enthusiastically falling in behind Trump makes me think they believe Trump will win.  Of course, maybe they are doing that because they think he has no chance of winning, thus they know their support doesn’t mean risking another Trump presidency, so they’re just keeping his base in their corner for the future.🤷

Why not both?  This is also why I think it’s unlikely anyone else but Trump can bring his basket of deplorables to the ‘28 election and hopefully it doesn’t take someone evoking Obama to re-assemble his coalition.

Of course, all that is national.  Texas will have effectively evolved into a quasi-authoritarian Christofascist state by then.  

 

38 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

"Wandering off"? Jesus, talk about a reach. He walks over and gives a thumbs-up to those guys. Oh, the horror.

Remember, todays GQP doesn’t like the military like they used to.

3 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

I want to believe this, but the fact that so many GOP politicians are enthusiastically falling in behind Trump makes me think they believe Trump will win

They do that bc if they don’t, they won’t win re-election or raise money.  All it takes is Trump turning on them to sink them

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1 hour ago, BeardIP said:

Here I found it. And not posting it with any agenda and to get negged to Bolivia but because it’s something going around right now and just speaks to @immamacpoint that we have ancient human beings as our two options, and both that might not be all there upstairs:

 

No sound but it looks like he’s looking at /talking to the trooper gathering up his chute 

There’s another video Fox was pushing as “Biden doesn’t even know where he is!”. He’s literally just standing there having a conversation with someone.

1 hour ago, BeardIP said:

Maybe…

I do think Biden would be greatly served by the debates we were hearing about last month— he got a huge bump in confidence and appeal when he showed fire and wherewithal at the SOTU. Every few months he needs to remind folks he’s got some timbre in his voice and connecting thoughts to words quickly, because videos make him look like weekend at Bernie’s. And that’s not shade, the dude is old as can be, I hope I’m moving around half as good at that age… 

Is the “maybe” inferring there’s doubt over the fact, yes fact, that he broke off from the group to talk to the other parachutist? 

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There’s another video Fox was pushing as “Biden doesn’t even know where he is!”. He’s literally just standing there having a conversation with someone.

 

Starts at 3:51 if the time stamp thing doesn't work.

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@BeardIP , come the fuck back here and take your beating, or get fucking negged to oblivion, you lying piece of shit. That video was INSTANTLY seen for what it was: Biden interacting with the people to the right.
Your post is a lie, you promulgate lies, you are a lying piece of shit. Fuck you.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

@BeardIP , come the fuck back here and take your beating, or get fucking negged to oblivion, you lying piece of shit. That video was INSTANTLY seen for what it was: Biden interacting with the people to the right.
Your post is a lie, you promulgate lies, you are a lying piece of shit. Fuck you.

That's certainly a take. 

Just now, BeardIP said:

Hey there here I am. Sorry for all the confusion and/or consternation around this. I had literally just had it shared in a group text I am in and didn’t see any discussion of it here (good, bad or indifferent) so that was the initial reason for offering it up for discussion. I tried to keep an objective open mind, hence using the word “seemingly”, and it appears it was doctored and fake, etc.

So, sorry for posting it.

Against my better judgement, I’m going to take this as a serious post. If nothing else, I appreciated seeing the Fox News version that my FIL will inevitably bring up and then the real version that I can immediately shoot it down with. 

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Hey there here I am. Sorry for all the confusion and/or consternation around this. I had literally just had it shared in a group text I am in and didn’t see any discussion of it here (good, bad or indifferent) so that was the initial reason for offering it up for discussion. I tried to keep an objective open mind, hence using the word “seemingly”, and it appears it was doctored and fake, etc.
So, sorry for posting it.

Bullshit. You didn’t keep an “objective open mind.” You willingly and purposefully passed on something that a millisecond’s worth of examination would have shown you was an absolute fucking LIE.
You are a liar, who trades in and tells lies. You are a piece of shit. You always have been, you always will be. Which lines up perfectly with your theology.
5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Against my better judgement, I’m going to take this as a serious post. 

 

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13 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

I had literally just had it shared in a group text

I bet it's a real who's who of intellectual titans.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He could be sitting by a window yelling “My name is Bob!” and he’d still be 10x the president that Trump would be. 

Doing senile things is better than doing evil.

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Fuck it, I’m going to bat for beardip in this argument. Just for today though. 
 

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When I think Chrispy, “guile” is not near the top of characteristics that come to mind

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

They do that bc if they don’t, they won’t win re-election or raise money.  All it takes is Trump turning on them to sink them

Because of the battery-powered submarines?  

Now will the battery get crushed under the water pressure like that mini-craft that was down looking at the titanic?  Or was that setup ploy by the Sharks?  

Also, I was today years old when I learned you can get hepatitis in your ears.  

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I'm sure you've now explained in your group chat to your friends (whom, I'm sure, are very critical thinkers when it comes to media) that you were duped and that the video(s) you linked show nothing whatsoever about the mental faculties of the current President? Or, surely, one of your very media literate friends explained to you that you had been duped.

Right?

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And that’s fair!
In know you’ll find this hard to believe, but I am the liberal weirdo in some groups.

I’m spot-on and you fucking know it.

You fucking have the unmitigated, hypocritical gall to say this:
“The word of God being a sword to fight against darkness in spiritual warfare just meaning that in the Bible is truth and knowledge that can be used to protect yourself against and there is hope and glory proclaimed (through the mystery of faith) that sin and death has been defeated.”
“Truth.” You fucking post that word as central to your theology. FFS, “Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor” is one of the Ten Commandments (there’s only fucking ten of them, but you can’t follow them) in the book you claim to be inerrant and to hold so dear. And what do you do?
You are trafficker and merchant of lies, intentionally, to cause harm. FFS, one of the nicknames of Satan, who you claim exists, is “The Prince of Lies.”
You are a piece of shit liar, another “Christian” who lives and breathes, with every fiber of his being, the exact OPPOSITE of what the faith purports to stand for.
You are, by exact and precise definition, an anti-Christ. Which makes you a perfect “American Christian” these days. Fuck you to the hell that I truly hope exists, even if it exists only for you.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Bullshit. You didn’t keep an “objective open mind.” You willingly and purposefully passed on something that a millisecond’s worth of examination would have shown you was an absolute fucking LIE.
You are a liar, who trades in and tells lies. You are a piece of shit. You always have been, you always will be. Which lines up perfectly with your theology.

This is correct.  Either it was disingenuous or you are quite factually one of the dumbest most gullible motherfuckers on the planet.  That's ok though...there are a lot of you in that category.

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The only reason anyone passes that video along in a group chat or a message board is they are either a liar intentionally spreading misinformation or a complete dumbass. Or both.

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

More of this please, media

Sadly, that's exactly what the right wants. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Sadly, that's exactly what the right wants. 

The “normal” media to call out the Right’s nonsense and propaganda?  I mean, ok, it’s a bold strategy. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The “normal” media to call out the Right’s nonsense and propaganda?  I mean, ok, it’s a bold strategy. 

The point is, the media is talking about Joe Biden's mental acuity. That's what they want. They couldn't care less about being called out for nonsense and propaganda.

here's donkey/chrispy with his aw shucks routine. I didn't mean any harm guys. @immamac I'll ask again, why are we still subjected to this shit? why is he allowed to still be here? how many banned handles is enough?
Will Ferrell Crazy Pills GIF
 

Some of you guys need a delicious Mike’s Harder Lemonade and some pool time.

@BeardIPsince you’re the loony lib in the group text, screenshot us some responses to your correction

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3 hours ago, BeardIP said:

Here I found it. And not posting it with any agenda and to get negged to Bolivia but because it’s something going around right now and just speaks to @immamacpoint that we have ancient human beings as our two options, and both that might not be all there upstairs:

 

 

You should stop looking at PRONG HORN's Twitter feed.

39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I’m spot-on and you fucking know it.

You fucking have the unmitigated, hypocritical gall to say this:
“The word of God being a sword to fight against darkness in spiritual warfare just meaning that in the Bible is truth and knowledge that can be used to protect yourself against and there is hope and glory proclaimed (through the mystery of faith) that sin and death has been defeated.”
“Truth.” You fucking post that word as central to your theology. FFS, “Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor” is one of the Ten Commandments (there’s only fucking ten of them, but you can’t follow them) in the book you claim to be inerrant and to hold so dear. And what do you do?
You are trafficker and merchant of lies, intentionally, to cause harm. FFS, one of the nicknames of Satan, who you claim exists, is “The Prince of Lies.”
You are a piece of shit liar, another “Christian” who lives and breathes, with every fiber of his being, the exact OPPOSITE of what the faith purports to stand for.
You are, by exact and precise definition, an anti-Christ. Which makes you a perfect “American Christian” these days. Fuck you to the hell that I truly hope exists, even if it exists only for you.

He also puts beans in his gumbo.

Well, Brisket seems to be taking Father's Day weekend rather well.  

Biden gets so much help from the MSM.  He took a few steps over to wave to some folks, and they cut the feed because he eventually wandered into an ocean on a battery-powered boat surrounded by freakin' sharks.  They would never do that for Trump.  

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