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It always amazes me that even lower-than-D-List celebrities can still pull amazing ass. How much money could Manziel have left? So it ain’t that. It’s got to be the lingering fame.

Unless he spent his NFL signing bonus buying up the remnants of Pablo Escobar’s hidden stashes.

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13 hours ago, nnm said:

She looks like wheelhouse for at least half of you idiots. IMG_0015.thumb.jpeg.ff5e7735622cc6f850e4e1684fc54ab0.jpegIMG_0016.thumb.jpeg.3607f9cbc53a2df35e59c2043db40f0f.jpeg

I know Kerrville isn’t east but that’s definitely a box face.

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I've seen 150 of her in Bee Cave.  Divorced, day drinking box wine, hanging out at mall bars, crashing into telephone poles mid day.

Edit: and pills.

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21 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

It’s got to be the lingering fame.

Read that as fingering - figgered a guy that could fling the ball blindly around like that prolly got big hands...

 

17 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I've seen 150 of her in Bee Cave.  Divorced, day drinking box wine, hanging out at mall bars, crashing into telephone poles mid day.

Edit: and pills.

Not seeing pics - are they in "Hot or Not"?

 

11 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

I can honestly say I didn’t see this coming. 

I see what you did there.

 

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

I've seen 150 of her in Bee Cave.  Divorced, day drinking box wine, hanging out at mall bars, crashing into telephone poles mid day.

Edit: and pills.

Thats insulting to the married women of Bee Caves who spend all day wearing yoga pants, scrolling through Facebook and Tik Tok drinking vodka in a Stanley cup while waiting in the pickup line in their Audi/Lexus SUVs 2 hours early to get their kids from Montessori school. 

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12 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Thats insulting to the married women of Bee Caves who spend all day wearing yoga pants, scrolling through Facebook and Tik Tok drinking vodka in a Stanley cup while waiting in the pickup line in their Audi/Lexus SUVs 2 hours early to get their kids from Montessori school. 

keep-my-name-out-your-mouth-will-smith.g

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3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Pretty sure his dad was working at the Toyota in Longview or Tyler not long after hate crime got started.

Don't know about that, but grandpa was selling fightin roosters in Tyler way back when 

 

 

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Don't know about that, but grandpa was selling fightin roosters in Tyler way back when 
 
 
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A guy I went to school with talked to him while he was up there. Or someone that claimed it was him. The guy I know was an aggy so he probably came in his chickens ass.
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5 hours ago, MrBig said:

Thats insulting to the married women of Bee Caves who spend all day wearing yoga pants, scrolling through Facebook and Tik Tok drinking vodka in a Stanley cup while waiting in the pickup line in their Audi/Lexus SUVs 2 hours early to get their kids from Montessori school. 

Y'all are getting Bee Cave and Lakeway mixed up.  I would recommend an afternoon trip to the League in Lakeway if you get bored and want to see what the moms do after tennis club.

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7 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 They're originally from Tyler

I've talked to guys that were on the course and witnessed the festivities the day Johnny's dad got thrown off of, and banned from, the Hideaway golf course outside of Lindale.  

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1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Y'all are getting Bee Cave and Lakeway mixed up.  I would recommend an afternoon trip to the League in Lakeway if you get bored and want to see what the moms do after tennis club.

Don’t see any moms or cougars at the League in Avery Ranch….

 

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7 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Pretty sure his dad was working at the Toyota in Longview or Tyler not long after hate crime got started.

I can confirm that JFF’s dad worked for Tower Honda in Longview. Bought a car there for my then wife. We received a thank you letter from him with both the Honda logo and the aggy “aTm” logo as the letterhead on the note. Had I known then…

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10 hours ago, MrBig said:

Thats insulting to the married women of Bee Caves who spend all day wearing yoga pants, scrolling through Facebook and Tik Tok drinking vodka in a Stanley cup while waiting in the pickup line in their Audi/Lexus SUVs 2 hours early to get their kids from Montessori school. 

I wanna be a bee caves mom sans the kid. 

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12 hours ago, Scholz said:

I've seen 150 of her in Bee Cave.  Divorced, day drinking box wine, hanging out at mall bars, crashing into telephone poles mid day.

Edit: and pills.

Wheelhouse 

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32 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I have to admit it was fun watching him play.

As a lifetime Longhorn, I actually found myself watching them during his era and rooting for his success.

JM was a pain in the ass to my Boerne Greyhounds through the years too!

Hook’em!!!

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14 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

As a lifetime Longhorn, I actually found myself watching them during his era and rooting for his success.

JM was a pain in the ass to my Boerne Greyhounds through the years too!

Hook’em!!!

The guy is, was and will always be a total douchenozzle.

The only high profile aggy player I have ever found myself rooting for was Dat Nguyen. All-around solid dude.

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23 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

If you are in Houston over at the Marriott Marquise you can bid on his jersey 

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Who is going to email Jerry Sanchez and let him know he won the auction for $11,450? Make sure to thank him profusely for his generous contribution to the Children’s Miracle Network. There will be some tense moments at the Marquis this morning when he wakes up to this.

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

Who is going to email Jerry Sanchez and let him know he won the auction for $11,450? Make sure to thank him profusely for his generous contribution to the Children’s Miracle Network. There will be some tense moments at the Marquis this morning when he wakes up to this.

Children's Miracle Network? Is that something Johnny started so that he can bamboozle people out of money?

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2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Children's Miracle Network? Is that something Johnny started so that he can bamboozle people out of money?

Nope. It’s actually a pretty swell organization that supports children’s hospitals. In Austin, Dell Children’s is a CMN hospital.

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The guy is, was and will always be a total douchenozzle.
The only high profile aggy player I have ever found myself rooting for was Dat Nguyen. All-around solid dude.

“Dat on the tackle. Second and two.”
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1 hour ago, royiv said:

Who is going to email Jerry Sanchez and let him know he won the auction for $11,450? Make sure to thank him profusely for his generous contribution to the Children’s Miracle Network. There will be some tense moments at the Marquis this morning when he wakes up to this.

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On 6/28/2025 at 8:57 AM, msucolt45 said:

As a lifetime Longhorn, I actually found myself watching them during his era and rooting for his success.

JM was a pain in the ass to my Boerne Greyhounds through the years too!

Hook’em!!!

As a lifetime Longhorn, I actually found myself watching them during this era and rooting for someone to break his fucking neck

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10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

The guy is, was and will always be a total douchenozzle.

The only high profile aggy player I have ever found myself rooting for was Dat Nguyen. All-around solid dude.

And a Cowboy at that.  Loved Dat, even though he was aggy.  
My McNeese team had his aggy team down 16-0 in the first half the year aggy opened the new Endzone section of pile field and one of RC’s last seasons coaching.

I just remember taking pictures of the scoreboard every time McNeese scored!  It of course was hot/humid as Hell, August in aggyland and the visitor seats were in the sun the whole game.

Right before HT aggy attempts a 50+ yard FG to put points on the board, which he missed.  But they said McNeese was offside, so move 5 and make a FG to end the half.

HT gave RC a “special” award, can’t remember, but he’s a McNeese Alum.  And his former school is currently kicking their ass!

2nd half KO I think was returned for a TD.  McNeese had the ball with under 3:00 left to play with a chance to win the game, but a pass to the wide side was INTed and ran back for a TD, to make the score look worse than the game was!  Long drive back to Lake Chuck with a bunch of woulda coulda shoudas in my car.

Hook’em!!!

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59 minutes ago, Red Five said:


“Dat on the tackle. Second and two.”

I loved DAT with the Cowboys.  One of the few aggy players I’ve ever rooted/cheered for.

Hook’em!!!

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Who is going to email Jerry Sanchez and let him know he won the auction for $11,450? Make sure to thank him profusely for his generous contribution to the Children’s Miracle Network. There will be some tense moments at the Marquis this morning when he wakes up to this.

Could have gotten the same thing for the cost of a jersey and bump of blow.
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1 hour ago, MotownHorn said:

According to Phish Twitter, Johnny Football was in Section 216 of the Moody Center ripping cigs at the Phish concert on Friday night

Can you smoke inside at Moody? You probably can’t do blow either but at least that doesn’t disturb anyone else.

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