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10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

You don’t say gif. 
 

Any idea if that farmer is fit enough to do it? All signs point to no. 
 

Hey! Maybe turnip, oompah loompa, and peewee german should show us how it’s done!

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9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Um Mr. Farmer, although I don’t know how you voted, I know how you voted. Also, are you really pointing out the lack of physical prowess and vigor of those workers when you yourself are a slob? 

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9 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Real weathermen pick up dirt and let it blow in the wind and bang the chick from Lost Boys. 

The days of sniffing dirt are over. I get this from good authority. The guy from Princess Bride told me so.

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When you campaign on ending the war before you even take office, you sort of lose the right to fall back on “But I wasn’t here when it started!” eight months later.

I mean, if we were still living in a real world where things like that mattered.

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2 hours ago, Captainant said:

"land owner wants cheap labor to do his hard work for his farm, news at 11"

I'll bet he's first in line requesting slave prisoner workers

Shit. That is going to be how this issue is solved isn't it? Slave labor from prisons.

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Shit. That is going to be how this issue is solved isn't it? Slave labor from prisons.

Look for upcoming laws that will throw a lot more African-American men in jail. There’s a lot of produce to be picked.
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Trump announced a 50% tariff on Brazil and his justification was literally because they are putting Bolsonaro on trial for a coup. No economic thinking at all. Fucking imbecile 

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For some reason I just remembered this chick I knew at UT. One time a bunch of us were at SPI and she came up with this gem. She said that she wanted to be up and moving around, not because of fitness, fun, etc, but because - get this - she was working on her tan and she said people who just sat or laid on a towel got less sun than people who were up moving around, catching more of the sun's rays. 

 

I bet she votes MAGA.

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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Damnit America!

We just cannot shake our addiction to slavery.

Granted, not that we are trying very hard to do so.

It's not a coincidence that there is slavery in South Sudan. We really won't be able to get those prisoners back if the courts try to make us.

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13 minutes ago, wood said:

For some reason I just remembered this chick I knew at UT. One time a bunch of us were at SPI and she came up with this gem. She said that she wanted to be up and moving around, not because of fitness, fun, etc, but because - get this - she was working on her tan and she said people who just sat or laid on a towel got less sun than people who were up moving around, catching more of the sun's rays. 

 

I bet she votes MAGA.

 

My former SIL (ex wife's sister) lived in Houston for years.   She truly believed that they were more susceptible to getting a dark tan or sunburn living in Houston than Northern Texas simply because they were "closer to the sun".

I knew what she was getting at with regards to being closer to the Tropic of Cancer, but she thought she sounded intelligent, so I just let her sound stupid to anyone she came in contact with.

And yeah, I'm convinced that ole' Tammy is maga as hell.

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27 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation for all this.  Probably just a misunderstanding.

 

 

No, no, no.  Not Aqua 1, Aquanet.   TACO needs all the hairspray he can get.

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I love that he’s afraid of something that hasn’t ever happened and never will happen here (people being thrown in a gulag for owning a bible) instead of…people being thrown in a gulag because they are a disfavored ethnicity (law enforcement is openly admitting that “being Hispanic” is their sole basis for stopping and arresting people for immigration violations).
These fucksticks LOVE gulags and concentration camps. They are literally selling merch for them.

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10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I love that he’s afraid of something that hasn’t ever happened and never will happen here (people being thrown in a gulag for owning a bible) instead of…people being thrown in a gulag because they are a disfavored ethnicity (law enforcement is openly admitting that “being Hispanic” is their sole basis for stopping and arresting people for immigration violations).
These fucksticks LOVE gulags and concentration camps. They are literally selling merch for them.

Apparently Rogan was all upset because he thought the deportations were going to be "cartel members and criminals" not "construction workers and gardeners".  This just shows how these people have been conditioned by fear for decades by right wing media.  All immigrants, MILLIONS OF THEM, are horrible murderers and cities are hell holes that you can't walk around without being raped and mugged.  

Then when the truth comes out they are flabbergasted, if they even bother to acknowledge the truth, which is a rarity.

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14 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Joe Rogan being surprised they went after construction workers and gardeners shows exactly how he doesn’t think all immigrants are murderers or criminals

Against my better judgment, I’m going to try and explain this again. The very fact he supported dotard’s plan of deporting millions of immigrant criminals, shows that he thought there were millions of immigrant criminals to begin with. There clearly are not.  Rogan and his ilk are too stupid to understand this. Are you of his ilk?

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24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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I thought this dude was a performance artist. Holy shit this is bad.

 

 

 

Pretty tan and has an accent, getting ICE on the phone this dude looks sus

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