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31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

WTF are you assholes talking about?  Tuesday is the day we eat the birds.  Fuck outta here with meatball sandwiches.

Costco sells some lovely chicken meatballs

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This may be the best laid out description of exactly how we got to this point following the New Deal and just how badly we're being fucked by this racist kleptocracy.

Every American should have it pounded into their brains once a week for the rest of their lives. 

 

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16 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

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And also requires regular cognitive tests like being able to identify a dog vs a cat (or whatever it is). 

5 hours ago, Pancho said:


 

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And this is the future for the GOP - Trump's supporters will come for you whether you were supportive or not. 

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

There's an argument to be made that he's already BEEN pardoned.

"I further direct the Attorney General to pursue dismissal with prejudice to the government of all pending indictments against individuals for their conduct related to the events at or near the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021."

This language has been used, BY THE TRUMP DOJ, to conclude that even J 6-adjacent crimes (such as separate firearms offenses found in searches of homes of J 6ers etc.) have been pardoned.

If I was his attorney, I would absolutely argue that he's already been pardoned by Trump.

Not a lawyer but I'd bet it works. If Trump has any say in who is prosecuting then the case has no chance.

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

WTF are you assholes talking about?  Tuesday is the day we eat the birds.  Fuck outta here with meatball sandwiches.

You mean Taco Tuesday?

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10 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

wait, Kash/Bondi already said he had extremist beliefs.  Are they now going to now walk that back? Popcorn gif

You think one of the United States' esteemed "journalists" will ask the question?

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1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

 

This may be the best laid out description of exactly how we got to this point following the New Deal and just how badly we're being fucked by this racist kleptocracy.

Every American should have it pounded into their brains once a week for the rest of their lives. 

 

I love a good explainer but I don't have the attention span to sit still for 54 minutes looking at someone with a cold sore.  Cliff notes?

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6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You think one of the United States' esteemed "journalists" will ask the question?

"Do you think Biden's stealing of the 2020 election led him to these actions?"

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47 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I love a good explainer but I don't have the attention span to sit still for 54 minutes looking at someone with a cold sore.  Cliff notes?

It sucks and we're fucked.

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53 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I love a good explainer but I don't have the attention span to sit still for 54 minutes looking at someone with a cold sore.  Cliff notes?

It's mainly just bringing receipts to pants the chamber of commerce types who continually assert any sort of public service is socialism. TLDR - say adios to social security and business regulations 

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4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



WAIT ... WTF?  

Hahahaha see that's how you exploit the motherfucker. Trump will give them whatever the fuck they want. 

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wish someone would just call him a fucking loser. which is all he is. 

he only wins in a country of dumbasses. 

and gets all the goddamn wealth and opportunities from the hard work of previous generations.

FIFA fuck me. one of the only orgs in the world potentially more corrupt than our federal government. 

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5 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

 

Goddamn, the bar mitzvah comment is fucking BULLSEYE.  And not a cool bar mitzvah, but one for a super-spoiled rich 13 year old boy who thinks that all the celebration that day really DOES mean he's the biggest baddest dude alive.

But his older cousin Rachel, from New York?  Out on the dance floor having a good time?  How YOU doin'?

Sorry, went to a few bar mitzvahs back in the day, and I knew what was up.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Goddamn, the bar mitzvah comment is fucking BULLSEYE.  And not a cool bar mitzvah, but one for a super-spoiled rich 13 year old boy who thinks that all the celebration that day really DOES mean he's the biggest baddest dude alive.

for any fans of Community out there that comment immediately made me think of the episode where howie schwartz has a bar mitzvah and he wins countless awards such as “best math student” and “most handsome boy”. because that’s exactly what this was today- a truly pathetic ego stroke for the president of the united states of america.

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

It's mainly just bringing receipts to pants the chamber of commerce types who continually assert any sort of public service is socialism. TLDR - say adios to social security and business regulations 

Always argued those points with my old man who talked shit about socialism but never complained about cashing his social security checks. 

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21 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This photo captured Trump's essence as POTUS perfectly. The "I can't believe you suckers and losers actually bought my bullshit" look. 

I thought it was “where am I and why are these people clapping and did I just shit my pants, where is Ivanka!  Wait, no I’m married to Marla!”



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