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13 minutes ago, wood said:

For some reason I just remembered this chick I knew at UT. One time a bunch of us were at SPI and she came up with this gem. She said that she wanted to be up and moving around, not because of fitness, fun, etc, but because - get this - she was working on her tan and she said people who just sat or laid on a towel got less sun than people who were up moving around, catching more of the sun's rays. 

 

I bet she votes MAGA.

 

My former SIL (ex wife's sister) lived in Houston for years.   She truly believed that they were more susceptible to getting a dark tan or sunburn living in Houston than Northern Texas simply because they were "closer to the sun".

I knew what she was getting at with regards to being closer to the Tropic of Cancer, but she thought she sounded intelligent, so I just let her sound stupid to anyone she came in contact with.

And yeah, I'm convinced that ole' Tammy is maga as hell.

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Posted
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Rubio usually has a look on his face that says he was shoved into a lot of lockers in high school.

Not nearly enough, apparently.

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27 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation for all this.  Probably just a misunderstanding.

 

 

No, no, no.  Not Aqua 1, Aquanet.   TACO needs all the hairspray he can get.

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I love that he’s afraid of something that hasn’t ever happened and never will happen here (people being thrown in a gulag for owning a bible) instead of…people being thrown in a gulag because they are a disfavored ethnicity (law enforcement is openly admitting that “being Hispanic” is their sole basis for stopping and arresting people for immigration violations).
These fucksticks LOVE gulags and concentration camps. They are literally selling merch for them.

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10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I love that he’s afraid of something that hasn’t ever happened and never will happen here (people being thrown in a gulag for owning a bible) instead of…people being thrown in a gulag because they are a disfavored ethnicity (law enforcement is openly admitting that “being Hispanic” is their sole basis for stopping and arresting people for immigration violations).
These fucksticks LOVE gulags and concentration camps. They are literally selling merch for them.

Apparently Rogan was all upset because he thought the deportations were going to be "cartel members and criminals" not "construction workers and gardeners".  This just shows how these people have been conditioned by fear for decades by right wing media.  All immigrants, MILLIONS OF THEM, are horrible murderers and cities are hell holes that you can't walk around without being raped and mugged.  

Then when the truth comes out they are flabbergasted, if they even bother to acknowledge the truth, which is a rarity.

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14 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Joe Rogan being surprised they went after construction workers and gardeners shows exactly how he doesn’t think all immigrants are murderers or criminals

Against my better judgment, I’m going to try and explain this again. The very fact he supported dotard’s plan of deporting millions of immigrant criminals, shows that he thought there were millions of immigrant criminals to begin with. There clearly are not.  Rogan and his ilk are too stupid to understand this. Are you of his ilk?

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24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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I thought this dude was a performance artist. Holy shit this is bad.

 

 

 

Pretty tan and has an accent, getting ICE on the phone this dude looks sus

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10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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That's the face of a virile, alpha male.   The manliness of men.  World leaders tremble in his presence.  Women swoon.  That is the face of America.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

As god is my witness, I thought that account was as made up as 5th year letterman. 

 

I believe everyone thought that.  Now....if Nick has somehow parlayed that act into an ambassadorship, and is currently living out the act, and someday will write a book about his experiences and reveal that it was all a joke and he pulled the wool over the eyes of MAGA and Trump, then that is a true 5D chess long game that he played.

 

 

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Just now, Da Fino said:

As god is my witness, I thought that account was as made up as 5th year letterman. 

I've had the displeasure of seeing him speak in person. I thought I knew before that day how far gone the republican activist class was. To see them lap up the most inane and obvious line of complete BS was both amazing and completely demoralizing. There is absolutely no grift too outrageous that they won't fall for it.

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3 minutes ago, softlynow said:

I've had the displeasure of seeing him speak in person. I thought I knew before that day how far gone the republican activist class was. To see them lap up the most inane and obvious line of complete BS was both amazing and completely demoralizing. There is absolutely no grift too outrageous that they won't fall for it.

People are hiring that guy for speaking engagements?

Posted
15 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

People are hiring that guy for speaking engagements?

We are destined to nuke ourselves from this planet, and his incredible success is proof of that.

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1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

As god is my witness, I thought that account was as made up as 5th year letterman. 

Holy shit, so did I! Wasn't he the one that talks about being an alpha male and so on and so forth?

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14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Holy shit, so did I! Wasn't he the one that talks about being an alpha male and so on and so forth?

He talks a lot more shit than just that if I remember correctly. 

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1 hour ago, softlynow said:

We are destined to nuke ourselves from this planet, and his incredible success is proof of that.

Can I take a stab at where you saw him speak? SHOT show or a retail investor conference?

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

MAGA is actually upset with the cheetoh.
 

No they're not. One tweet isn't MAGA and this guy will return to the fold soon enough.

 

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7 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Can I take a stab at where you saw him speak? SHOT show or a retail investor conference?

No. Local Republican club meetings. I was compelled to attend one. 



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