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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So Trump didn't get the memo?

Shocking, isn’t it? He’s usually such a stickler for details and precision in his communications.

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So Trump didn't get the memo?

It wasn’t written with a black sharpie in 72 point font with a picture of trump on all four corners of the document. So, no. He didn’t read it.

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

On news interviews, Truno officials keep repeating that Trump has a mandate. Wish one interviewer would push back that Trump had a very close win with under 50% of the popular vote. Far from a mandate.

I think you can count those who couldn't be bothered to vote at all in an election of such clear choice as part of Trump's mandate. I no longer believe that that vast ocean of fuckwads would rise up for the actual cause and identity of America. They will sleepwalk through this decline.

If normal issues that were once part of the political discourse go sour, the Ministry of Truth will remind them of the socialist enemies poisoning the country and who must be purged. Those who look up from their phones will accept this. Most won't bother to look up. Recall the proletariat in Orwell's 1984. The mass of citizens just accepted everything and went about their lives. 

I'll overuse this gif, but it so perfectly fits the moment for me. The train is rolling, and I have no desire to take the trip. But, I'm comfortable for the moment.

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

This is so true. Modern evangelical church sermons delve deep into the tapestry of theology. An uplifting, inspiring and educational experience that allows one to truly understand the active role God plays in helping a football team win its game.

Completely OT, but not gonna lie, I get a kick out of watching those videos, people speaking in tongues, anything Kenneth Copeland, along with fake martial arts.

Trump's team looks to have done their homework this time around. They have their enemies and policy list that they want to get rid of. I don't believe Trump has any idea what he's signing except what the non-elected officials are telling him.

The good news is that any action that he takes via executive order can be fully rescinded if we are allowed to a nonTrump President in the future.

24 minutes ago, royiv said:

A lot of you guys are weirdly obsessed with your healthcare provider cupping your balls. 

I'm getting the most out my premium on every visit.

My doc is a tiny asian woman, and her hands are very cold.

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15 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

@realgreggym good thing the adults are in charge

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3 hours ago, Nivek said:


Christians fucking hate Jesus.

I met him once and he was thumping his Bible. I presume he never read the parts about Jesus. 

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

her hands are very cold.

Is that a positive or a negative?

13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump's team looks to have done their homework this time around. They have their enemies and policy list that they want to get rid of. I don't believe Trump has any idea what he's signing except what the non-elected officials are telling him.

The good news is that any action that he takes via executive order can be fully rescinded if we are allowed to a nonTrump President in the future.

4 years is a long time (assuming we ever have elections again).  

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14 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump's team looks to have done their homework this time around. They have their enemies and policy list that they want to get rid of. I don't believe Trump has any idea what he's signing except what the non-elected officials are telling him.

The good news is that any action that he takes via executive order can be fully rescinded if we are allowed to a nonTrump President in the future.

 

he just wants to watch fox news praise him 

Let them hire maître ds is the modern let them eat cake 
2 hours ago, GenXer said:

This is so true. Modern evangelical church sermons delve deep into the tapestry of theology. An uplifting, inspiring and educational experience that allows one to truly understand the active role God plays in helping a football team win its game.

 

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“Give me your waiters, your waitresses, your huddled sommeliers yearning to let fine wine breathe free”
5 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Is that a positive or a negative?

Come on, she doesn't hold it for a long time.

2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Title VII protections still exist and extend to employers who receive federal funds, so practically this seems more ceremonial 

To those of us who deal with OFCCP audits, it's way more than ceremonial.  OFCCP looks to be about 500 strong.  So that's a decent chunk of people.  

I do think your Title VII comment is very relevant to how critical this agency is, and for which agencies we shed the most tears for.  

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12 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Outside of San Antonio?

Well I guess it will be the new Buccees.

Well, yes, Chimney Rock and Richmond is outside of San Antonio.

Some stocks about to go up.

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Pentagon will begin deploying as many as 1,500 active duty troops to help secure the southern border in the coming days, U.S. officials said Wednesday, putting in motion plans President Donald Trump laid out in executive orders shortly after he took office to crack down on immigration.

Acting Defense Secretary Robert Salesses was expected to sign the deployment orders on Wednesday, but it wasn’t yet clear which troops or units will go, and the total could fluctuate. It remains to be seen if they will end up doing law enforcement, which would put American troops in a dramatically different role for the first time in decades.

The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because the announcement has not yet been made.

The active duty forces would join the roughly 2,500 U.S. National Guard and Reserve forces already there. There are currently no active duty troops working along the border.

 

43 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So Trump didn't get the memo?

He can't read, so.

54 minutes ago, royiv said:

A lot of you guys are weirdly obsessed with your healthcare provider cupping your balls. 

creepy guy in the bushes gif

10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Some stocks about to go up.

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Pentagon will begin deploying as many as 1,500 active duty troops to help secure the southern border in the coming days, U.S. officials said Wednesday, putting in motion plans President Donald Trump laid out in executive orders shortly after he took office to crack down on immigration.

Acting Defense Secretary Robert Salesses was expected to sign the deployment orders on Wednesday, but it wasn’t yet clear which troops or units will go, and the total could fluctuate. It remains to be seen if they will end up doing law enforcement, which would put American troops in a dramatically different role for the first time in decades.

The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because the announcement has not yet been made.

The active duty forces would join the roughly 2,500 U.S. National Guard and Reserve forces already there. There are currently no active duty troops working along the border.

 

Watch them send the 82nd Airborne only for something to pop off where we really need a rapid response force but they're all down in Nuevo Laredo at the donkey show.

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Watch them send the 82nd Airborne only for something to pop off where we really need a rapid response force but they're all down in Nuevo Laredo at the donkey show.

Probably. But my guess is 10th Mountain with all their winter gear. Cuz it snowed in Dallas, and that is in Texas.

Then the Florida guard will be used to invade Greenland. Cuz they know how to work in swamps. And swamps are green.

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44 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump's team looks to have done their homework this time around. They have their enemies and policy list that they want to get rid of. I don't believe Trump has any idea what he's signing except what the non-elected officials are telling him.

The good news is that any action that he takes via executive order can be fully rescinded if we are allowed to a nonTrump President in the future.

absolutely. this is all P2025, he does not actually personally give a shit about what he's implementing, he just knows when he does it people cheer and adore him and/or he makes money and that's quite literally all he cares about. well, that and not going to jail. completely amoral. 

it's why he's not actually the anti-christ - he is an empty vessel filled with our fellow Americans cruelty, rage, idiocy and mendacity, exemplified by many right on this here forum lol.

the real anti-christ would have a lot more strategery and ownership, not to mention not be such a fucking imbecile. that would actually be better imo - at least we could say we were fighting a universal and biblical evil. this stupid fuck and his cult are just gross. but the damage is the same, so who fucking cares, i'm going to get my $15 eggs because i can afford it, and if you're a maga fuck and can't, well fuck you haha. 

5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

... he is an empty vessel ...

Oh. I think I finally understand why so many of those Corps of Cadets guys seem to like him.

18 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Y'all lawyers don't even believe in the underlying principles of your own profession. Ethics is a moving target based on who you are advocating for and little else. That is all quite clear. The projection of all that taints this board given the disproportionate representation here. 

Did anybody yet claim the band name, "The All-That Taints"? If not, hands off, it's mine bitches.

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oh, well that ought to do it. 

1 hour ago, LonghornJudas said:

Completely OT, but not gonna lie, I get a kick out of watching those videos, people speaking in tongues, anything Kenneth Copeland, along with fake martial arts.

The ones set to slayer or megadeth are amazing 

Sent to the 5 russians, all putin boyz, who can get Truth Social in Russia.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Back the blue!!

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

They're on Blue Sky, too.

 

7 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She, literally, pleaded for him to be what Christ preached and he, of course, rips her and takes the opposite position.  You know the opposite of what Christ said Christians should do.  And all the "Christians" who support him will 100% back what he says.

@Frank Drebin Christians love to live their lives directly opposing Christian ideals. 

I have long wondered what would happen if we took some of Johnny Sack of Shit's greatest hits from here and sent them to his church. 

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Oh man if this leads to Putin making Trump his bitch and releasing the piss tape (or any other shit he has on him)…LFG. 

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I have long wondered what would happen if we took some of Johnny Sack of Shit's greatest hits from here and sent them to his church. 

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Wikipedia

26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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So he definitely just learned about the Battle of Stalingrad. Im surprised he didn't say "Not many people know this, but..."

10 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I have long wondered what would happen if we took some of Johnny Sack of Shit's greatest hits from here and sent them to his church. 

They'd make him the preacher.

American Christians are fucking horrible humans. 

3 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

So he definitely just learned about the Battle of Stalingrad. Im surprised he didn't say "Not many people know this, but..."

That's one of his big tells when he just learned something.  Fo sho.  

10 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I have long wondered what would happen if we took some of Johnny Sack of Shit's greatest hits from here and sent them to his church. 

are you kidding? im quite certain this is his church leader lol

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im betting he's an apt pupil.

55 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Probably. But my guess is 10th Mountain with all their winter gear. Cuz it snowed in Dallas, and that is in Texas.

Then the Florida guard will be used to invade Greenland. Cuz they know how to work in swamps. And swamps are green.

Dallas snow is last week. Houston has it this week.

13 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I have long wondered what would happen if we took some of Johnny Sack of Shit's greatest hits from here and sent them to his church. 

Parishioner of the year. It comes with a free parking space right up front and a line-up of downtrodden immigrants to spit on as he walks to his golden kneeler on the front row in front of the Trump idol.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

This could probably go in the dementia thread too. 

 

Negged for posting Twitter.  Ron is on Bluesky.

41 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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He does realize that there were not 60M Russians lost in WW2, right?  He does realize that the total during Stalin's regime might approach 60M, but most of that is due to political and ethnic cleansing, right?

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