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Getting it started is the idiot pussy who felt the need to open carry a steak knife from his AirBnB at a beachfront in England. What an insecure little pussy. 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/herne-bay-tourist-knife-kent-b2730231.html

Police arrested an American tourist who admitted to openly carrying a knife on a British beachfront.

The man had reportedly been as he sunbathing in Herne Bay on Thursday when locals reported to Kent Police that he was carrying a knife.

The American reportedly told officers he came from an open-carry state in the US, claiming he had the blade for protection and was unaware he could not carry it in public in the UK.

After being arrested on suspicion of possessing a knife, he was handed a community resolution where British law around knife crime was “fully explained to him”, police said.

 

It is believed the tourist had picked up the steak knife from the kitchen of his rental property close to the coastline on Thursday April 3.

 

“In interview, the man made a full admission to possessing the knife in public and explained he had not understood UK law around possession of knives.

 

The maximum penalty for an adult carrying a knife or weapon illegally is either four years in prison, an unlimited fine, or both. British law states offenders will get a prison sentence if they are convicted of carrying a knife or weapon illegally more than once.

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What kind of pussy is on vacation at a beach in England and thinks he needs a steak knife for protection?

He would not have lasted very long at South Padre or Galveston back in the 80s or 90s during spring break.

And if he stabs somebody with it, because there's nothing stopping his hand he's liable to cut the fuck out of his own hand when he hits bone and his fist slides forward over the blade.

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10 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Dude probably posts in the gun owners thread

I don’t think that crew is big on European travel.

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7 minutes ago, royiv said:

I don’t think that crew is big on European travel.

Apparently the dudes in the knives thread like to travel abroad and brandish steak knives.

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10 minutes ago, royiv said:

I don’t think that crew is big on European travel.

Lol Americans and cognitive dissonance. Spend half the time trashing the places they travel for vacation as shit holes (full of liberals or brown people)

It’s not like they to vacation in Alabama or North Dakota 

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lol Americans and cognitive dissonance. Spend half the time trashing the places they travel for vacation as shit holes (full of liberals or brown people)

It’s not like they to vacation in Alabama or North Dakota 

I bet a lot of that crew vacations in the Gulf Shores area.

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6 minutes ago, royiv said:

I bet a lot of that crew vacations in the Gulf Shores area.

"Redneck Riviera. Where the people are obese and the intelligence is low." So just like the shit city in the shit state that they came from, but on the beach.

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47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What kind of pussy is on vacation at a beach in England and thinks he needs a steak knife for protection?

He would not have lasted very long at South Padre or Galveston back in the 80s or 90s during spring break.

And if he stabs somebody with it, because there's nothing stopping his hand he's liable to cut the fuck out of his own hand when he hits bone and his fist slides forward over the blade.

Who in the fuck ever went to Galveston for Spring Break?

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6 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Who in the fuck ever went to Galveston for Spring Break?

Not everybody had parents who could send us off to the Caribbean or Europe or even Florida for Spring Break.

 

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9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Not everybody had parents who could send us off to the Caribbean or Europe or even Florida for Spring Break.

 

Yeah you go to South Padre for cheaper beach trips. Nobody went to Galveston. 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

What kind of pussy is on vacation at a beach in England and thinks he needs a steak knife for protection?

I seen on fox news that train de agua has taken over buckingham palace!

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54 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Not everybody had parents who could send us off to the Caribbean or Europe or even Florida for Spring Break.

 

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And yet somehow Galveston was always crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded.

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He would not have lasted very long at South Padre or Galveston back in the 80s or 90s during spring break.

Pooka shell necklaces protect the neck and scratchy ass mexican hoodies protect the rest while a high blood alcohol level helps prevent excessive bleeding.  Know the game kids....

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24 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Pooka shell necklaces protect the neck and scratchy ass mexican hoodies protect the rest while a high blood alcohol level helps prevent excessive bleeding.  Know the game kids....

The music tracks

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was just walking the dog along the seafront and saw a man relaxing on the grass verge listening to UB40 on his phone.

 

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He was heard singing 

Here I am babe, come and take me
Here I am babe, come on and take me
Take me by the hand, ooh show me
Here I am babe, oooooaaah

As they were arresting him.

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Not everybody had parents who could send us off to the Caribbean or Europe or even Florida for Spring Break.

 


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4 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Maybe he just wanted to be prepared in case he ran across a steak

Or maybe he was a vampire worried about a stake.

 

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

 

I bet you had at least two manservants as a child, didn't you?

Keep in mind this is the guy who killed the badass Alaska thread with his shit about his faux chateaux in Montana.

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34 minutes ago, royiv said:

Keep in mind this is the guy who killed the badass Alaska thread with his shit about his faux chateaux in Montana.

Hey I revived it from page 3. Where is it now? BTW, you remind me of woman named Elsa Arche who also likes to dig up old shit and can’t let it go.

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or maybe he was a vampire worried about a stake.

 

Sounds more like he was a hairy-handed gent who ran amok in Kent.

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7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

In 2000 they served us Whataburger in jail 

WTF, I got bologna and white bread with a fucking apple.  

I do have arguably the best picture ever being cuffed on a squad car wearing a baby blue robe, cowboy boots and straw hat with a broken cigarette hanging from my mouth.  Unlit of course

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10 minutes ago, Blotto said:

https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2025-05-05/american-tourist-impales-himself-on-spike-at-colosseum-left-dangling-in-excruciating-pain

47 years old, lulz. they should have left him there as a warning to others to stay the fuck off the fences 

I try not to laugh at others pain, but some Darwin Award candidates just make it absolutely impossible.

And... I agree. That would have sent a pretty clear message.

"Remember the Roman Empire? You should!"

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I put this in the same category of fuckery as those idiots at Yellowstone that try to get selfies with Bison, bears, and bull elks.  I wish you well, I don't want you to die (kind of), but I do hope you get fucked up and serve as a reminder to all the other idiots and keep my algorithm fresh of awesome reels......#touronsofyellowstone is fantastic is you want to see what I'm talking about

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One of my favorite Yellowstone idiot deaths: 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Colin_Scott#:~:text=On June 7%2C 2016%2C Colin,spring in Yellowstone National Park.

 

On June 7, 2016, Colin Nathaniel Scott, a 23-year-old American man from Portland, Oregon, died after falling into a thermal hot spring in Yellowstone National Park. The incident occurred in the Norris Geyser Basin, an area known for its geothermal features, including acidic and high-temperature hot springs. Scott and his sister, Sable Scott, had deviated from the designated boardwalk area and entered a restricted section of the park. Reports indicate that they intended to partake in "hot potting," the prohibited activity of bathing in Yellowstone's thermal pools.

When park officials arrived at the scene, they initially found partial remains, including Scott's head, upper torso, and hands.[1] However, the extreme heat of the spring, which had reached 100 °C (212 °F), along with an incoming lightning storm, prevented immediate recovery. By the following day, the acidic water had dissolved his body, leaving only a few personal belongings, such as his wallet and flip-flops.

 

Boiled to death in acid. What a way to go. 

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1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Boiled to death in acid. What a way to go. 

Portland....

"Because only corporate stooges will use chemically infused, deadly, man made hot tubs that are a horrible waste of space, the environment and water. Why when there are so many wonderful alternatives in nature."

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31 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

One of my favorite Yellowstone idiot deaths: 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Colin_Scott#:~:text=On June 7%2C 2016%2C Colin,spring in Yellowstone National Park.

 

On June 7, 2016, Colin Nathaniel Scott, a 23-year-old American man from Portland, Oregon, died after falling into a thermal hot spring in Yellowstone National Park. The incident occurred in the Norris Geyser Basin, an area known for its geothermal features, including acidic and high-temperature hot springs. Scott and his sister, Sable Scott, had deviated from the designated boardwalk area and entered a restricted section of the park. Reports indicate that they intended to partake in "hot potting," the prohibited activity of bathing in Yellowstone's thermal pools.

When park officials arrived at the scene, they initially found partial remains, including Scott's head, upper torso, and hands.[1] However, the extreme heat of the spring, which had reached 100 °C (212 °F), along with an incoming lightning storm, prevented immediate recovery. By the following day, the acidic water had dissolved his body, leaving only a few personal belongings, such as his wallet and flip-flops.

 

Boiled to death in acid. What a way to go. 

Ed Sheeran required a skin graft on his foot after he walked off path and stepped in a hot spring while traveling up a volcano in Iceland. He's told the story in several interviews. It was his 25th birthday.

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Couple of summers ago, I took the TGV from Germany to Paris. If you've ever ridden the TGV, you know how crowded and chaotic the boarding process is. 

 

So my wife and I get on the train, and fight our way through the crowded stairs to the upper level of the train where are seats are, but get stuck in the mosh at the top of the stair. Can't move forward or back, people just crammed in. 

There was this American family of father, mother, teenage son, teenage daughter, and younger son who had just an incredible shit load of baggage. I honestly have no idea how they managed to get on the train with all their shit. They were behind us a little ways on the stairs, also completely log jammed, like everybody else. 

Trains starts pulling away from the station, and the mother starts screaming about one of her bags. "Did you get my bag!!?? Did you leave it at the station?? Frank, where's my bag?" at the top of her lungs. Just completely losing her shit. Screaming at her family for losing her bag, screaming at the train conductors to stop the train, etc. Just completely unbelievable. As if they were actually going to stop the high speed train and return to the station for her stupid bag. 

People were laughing at her in three or four different languages. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

I put this in the same category of fuckery as those idiots at Yellowstone that try to get selfies with Bison, bears, and bull elks.  I wish you well, I don't want you to die (kind of), but I do hope you get fucked up and serve as a reminder to all the other idiots and keep my algorithm fresh of awesome reels......#touronsofyellowstone is fantastic is you want to see what I'm talking about

 

That's a great follow. There's a daily video of stupidity.

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22 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Couple of summers ago, I took the TGV from Germany to Paris. If you've ever ridden the TGV, you know how crowded and chaotic the boarding process is. 

 

So my wife and I get on the train, and fight our way through the crowded stairs to the upper level of the train where are seats are, but get stuck in the mosh at the top of the stair. Can't move forward or back, people just crammed in. 

There was this American family of father, mother, teenage son, teenage daughter, and younger son who had just an incredible shit load of baggage. I honestly have no idea how they managed to get on the train with all their shit. They were behind us a little ways on the stairs, also completely log jammed, like everybody else. 

Trains starts pulling away from the station, and the mother starts screaming about one of her bags. "Did you get my bag!!?? Did you leave it at the station?? Frank, where's my bag?" at the top of her lungs. Just completely losing her shit. Screaming at her family for losing her bag, screaming at the train conductors to stop the train, etc. Just completely unbelievable. As if they were actually going to stop the high speed train and return to the station for her stupid bag. 

People were laughing at her in three or four different languages. 

 

 

I don't have many parental/husband victories - but one is "teaching" the rest of the family how to travel light and fast.  This helped so much when we went to England with my son's soccer team and Sweden & Denmark with my daughters.  So many people just had a ridiculous amount of unneeded crap.  We just did a lot of laundry and mixed outfits.  Shit's not that hard.  If you need an accessory, we're not in the middle of Africa, just go buy it.  

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Just now, BabaYaga said:

I don't have many parental/husband victories - but one is "teaching" the rest of the family how to travel light and fast.  This helped so much when we went to England with my son's soccer team and Sweden & Denmark with my daughters.  So many people just had a ridiculous amount of unneeded crap.  We just did a lot of laundry and mixed outfits.  Shit's not that hard.  If you need an accessory, we're not in the middle of Africa, just go buy it.  

But I need my tuba and these pants I haven't worn since Obama was president and 77 pairs of underwear and I need casual shoes, nice shoes, walking shoes, coffee shop shoes, museum shoes and house shoes! 

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This is a classic Idiots Abroad pic, from the Colosseum in Rome:

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Not my photo.  But should anyone question whether this is photoshopped or otherwise some urban myth, I saw it with my own eyes and took my own picture when I was there in 2004 on my (first) honeymoon.  

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