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44 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s more like double.

yeah, the 5X was kind of a joke. I mean if people are going to start rumors, that get repeated immediately and become gospel, we might as well make it as ridiculous and hurtful as possible. can you imagine how bad McGuire's O is if Coleman wouldn't take 5X(or double)?

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46 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I heard it was 10x and they were gonna name the stadium after him, but then Texas came in and offered 100 million so he went to Texas. Damn T sips.

no no, we offered a paltry million. we get top 5 portal players for a discount. Tech has to overoffer and players still say no.

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Looks like they have some sand in their tortillas

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Imagine being these mother fuckers saying this stupid shit. They make one playoff because daddy finally left the misfits behind and they get absolutely embarrassed and shut the fuck out. I don’t even know if they cross the fucking 50 yard line and they’re running their mouth about a team that has dominated them since the fucking beginning of football.

9 minutes ago, yoladu said:

is there a place to go that has the current list of player ins and outs?

mostly curious about the ins.

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

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We’re getting Horton too just fuck with aggy aren’t we?

I’m guessing Black didn’t like the external offers he received. Coming back is a bit of a head scratcher. He’s solidly behind Bo and Kade, and they’re going to give Littleton a long look at corner. OTF said they might try Black some at safety.

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

I mean, they paid $per point in the CFP so I guess they would know?

So, technically you can't divide by zero... But funny, nonetheless

Not sure if 247 has updated portal stuff (although it seems to stay updated on entries and commits), but they still show the Michigan IOL in the portal.

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6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m guessing Black didn’t like the external offers he received. Coming back is a bit of a head scratcher. He’s solidly behind Bo and Kade, and they’re going to give Littleton a long look at corner. OTF said they might try Black some at safety.

And Boom likes larger nickel backs so that may be a possibility.

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7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

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I know you took a lot of grief this weekend, and some dudes took shits in your yard out of spite, so I just took a celebratory shit in your yard to offset. Keep up the great work sir!

31 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m guessing Black didn’t like the external offers he received. Coming back is a bit of a head scratcher. He’s solidly behind Bo and Kade, and they’re going to give Littleton a long look at corner. OTF said they might try Black some at safety.

I also wondered about black at safety.

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Just now, Dbeasy said:

I also wondered about black at safety.

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4 hours ago, jeevsie said:

How does one listen to this? Time and which of my 72 streaming services do I need?

Sec network and it's also a podcast

2 hours ago, RabidM said:

I hope we didn't guarantee Robertson a starting spot, because he was just OK. The OG transfer is not guaranteed to be starter material. Hopefully he's just developmental depth who becomes something after a year in the system. I still think we need to be pursuing 3 sure fire starters on the OL. If we have fuck you money, let's use it. None of these great skill players mean shit if the OL is still fucked.

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What’s his season PFF grades?

Also

True story, i just sent a text to my Bama buddy that just said "Double fatality".

He writes back and just said "we're poor'

2 hours ago, NoName said:

Tech fans shitting on bowls is hilarious.

Last decade:

  • Missed a bowl game four years

  • Lost in Birmingham bowl

  • Won liberty bowl

  • Won Texas bowl

  • Won Independence bowl

  • Lost Liberty bowl

  • Lost Orange bowl

They haven't finished a season ranked since they fired Leach in 09.

They have won double digit games three times in the last 50 years.

Those guys shitting on someones bowl game is like Aggies shitting on someone else's campus architecture.

Haven't you heard? They graduated to getting shut out in the playoffs, there's no going back.

45 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m guessing Black didn’t like the external offers he received. Coming back is a bit of a head scratcher. He’s solidly behind Bo and Kade, and they’re going to give Littleton a long look at corner. OTF said they might try Black some at safety.

I heard we paid him $3.5 million to come back. Per Braun’s contact in South Alabama

4 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Elko wasn't hungry

This should be the new thread title

19 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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We still need quite a few lineman if we’re going to have any depth this season.

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Arch, Wingo, Coleman, Mosley, Brown, Townsend, Lockett is a dirty line up.

51 minutes ago, Bevo said:

And Boom likes larger nickel backs so that may be a possibility.

He never made it as a wise man

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I was pretty sure it was going to play out like this. Not with specific names but clear upgrades at every room on the team.

And what do we have here… clear upgrades at every room on the team. I think Sark is a really good coach. I think this will be the first time he’s had a balanced offense that’s really good at every position. I think we are going to be really good next year.

Really nice day gents.

6 minutes ago, warhorn8 said:

This should be the new thread title

id be honored, im not sure my ego and my wife could handle it

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31 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I know you took a lot of grief this weekend, and some dudes took shits in your yard out of spite, so I just took a celebratory shit in your yard to offset. Keep up the great work sir!

Free fertilizer…but to all the chicken little pants pissers at the start of the portal, I hope you remember this and also to aggy, OU, bama and all the other bad guys..

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1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

id be honored, im not sure my ego and my wife could handle it

It's not like you're winning the Pulitzer - be humble.

As Sydney pointed out, Shannon Terry being a salty bitch about NIL money is a bizarre take. If it means so much to you Shannon, put your money where your mouth is and contribute a $1 million annually to Bama’s NIL Fund.

Bama doesn’t have a QB and their entire fanbase fucking hates DeBoer. Of course they’re going to lose players to Texas.

25 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Free fertilizer…but to all the chicken little pants pissers at the start of the portal, I hope you remember this and also to aggy, OU, bama and all the other bad guys..

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17 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I was pretty sure it was going to play out like this. Not with specific names but clear upgrades at every room on the team.

And what do we have here… clear upgrades at every room on the team. I think Sark is a really good coach. I think this will be the first time he’s had a balanced offense that’s really good at every position. I think we are going to be really good next year.

Really nice day gents.

dude

we are a play away from asswater

that may change in the coming days,

but until it does, it hasn't

/parcells

/tailpipebanana NEVER AGAIN

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Free fertilizer…but to all the chicken little pants pissers at the start of the portal, I hope you remember this and also to aggy, OU, bama and all the other bad guys..

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I realize you’re relatively limited in what you can say, but appreciate all the work you put in. I heard a rumor early on that Coleman was recruited into the portal originally from aggy. Do you know if that’s true, and does that make this one a bit sweeter? All good if you can’t answer, thanks for the hard work regardless.

33 minutes ago, alincoln said:

I heard we paid him $3.5 million to come back. Per Braun’s contact in South Alabama

I don't know if this is sarcasm and my meter is broken, but in no world are they paying Black $3.5 million. I doubt even a million. I can see high six-figures, but not millions.

50 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I know you took a lot of grief this weekend, and some dudes took shits in your yard out of spite, so I just took a celebratory shit in your yard to offset. Keep up the great work sir!

I took a prolonged piss in your yard after eating only the finest raw organic farm-to-market asparagus. May its nitrogen content nourish your buffalograss for many seasons to come.

53 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I know you took a lot of grief this weekend, and some dudes took shits in your yard out of spite, so I just took a celebratory shit in your yard to offset. Keep up the great work sir!

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6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Harris is still a dipshit.

This is still true.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

dude

we are a play away from asswater

that may change in the coming days,

but until it does, it hasn't

/parcells

/tailpipebanana NEVER AGAIN

Are you saying we sucked last year? If we sucked last year then a lot of teams out there would love to be asswater like us. Ten wins and playing better at the end of year with a young team.

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7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I realize you’re relatively limited in what you can say, but appreciate all the work you put in. I heard a rumor early on that Coleman was recruited into the portal originally from aggy. Do you know if that’s true, and does that make this one a bit sweeter? All good if you can’t answer, thanks for the hard work regardless.

Pretty sure he was recruited into the portal by a years worth of Jackson Arnold hospital balls and underthrows. Watching Coleman highlights and my only thought the entire time was “Jackson Arnold should be in prison for this”

28 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I was pretty sure it was going to play out like this. Not with specific names but clear upgrades at every room on the team.

And what do we have here… clear upgrades at every room on the team. I think Sark is a really good coach. I think this will be the first time he’s had a balanced offense that’s really good at every position. I think we are going to be really good next year.

Really nice day gents.

Any concerns?

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Pretty sure he was recruited into the portal by a years worth of Jackson Arnold hospital balls and underthrows. Watching Coleman highlights and my only thought the entire time was “Jackson Arnold should be in prison for this”

This is disrespectful to the year of Peyton Thorne he endured the year before

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Pretty sure he was recruited into the portal by a years worth of Jackson Arnold hospital balls and underthrows. Watching Coleman highlights and my only thought the entire time was “Jackson Arnold should be in prison for this”

Yeah if the throws were on time or halfway decent a lot would be breakaway TD’s.

31 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I was pretty sure it was going to play out like this. Not with specific names but clear upgrades at every room on the team.

And what do we have here… clear upgrades at every room on the team. I think Sark is a really good coach. I think this will be the first time he’s had a balanced offense that’s really good at every position. I think we are going to be really good next year.

Really nice day gents.

It’s definitely good news, but still needs some work in the O-line room

Watching Coleman’s season highlight reel, it was legitimately difficult to assess his YAC ability because most of the catches were 50/50 balls where he had to battle a DB for position. I think we’re all expecting Arch to continue on the trajectory of the last half of the season, and if that version of #16 shows up throwing dimes with anticipation, Coleman will think he’s playing a different sport than the one he suffered thru at Auburn.

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