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This issue may be specific to the channel I've been on for over a week now - NBCSN (Tour de France), but I think I've seen the Ginger Ale "Honey do we want to taste nirvana?" add at least 500 times this week.  Awful.

 

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4 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

This issue may be specific to the channel I've been on for over a week now - NBCSN (Tour de France), but I think I've seen the Ginger Ale "Honey do we want to taste nirvana?" add at least 500 times this week.  Awful.

 

Yes but mix it with some Rum and you actually get to taste Nirvana.

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29 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I actually like ABBA and think Seyfried is hot, but if I see another Mamma Mia ad I'm going to start punting puppies.

There's a line in one of those where the girl says something like, "I can't believe I got pregnant in the same place my mom did."

Um...same place every woman gets pregnant. 

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1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

It would be nice if someone crashed the next Badabook Badaboom commercial shooting and blew them all to pieces. 

I'd contribute heavily to your "gofundme" if you are starting one.

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I absolutely hate this one due to the fact there is not one asshole in this country that would not get up off of the ice chest to let someone grab a beer.  How did no one speak up in the production meeting and say "there is no way this would happen in real life"?

 

 https://www.ispot.tv/ad/whrM/lowes-the-moment-backyard-party

 

 

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On the radio in H-town, various channels... for cashews or something or other

"clean up on aisle 6" is the first line on one of them.  

" How are these nuts made?" is the first line on the other.  

Then she engages in an allout debate within her head for 30 seconds over which kind she should buy.

Nobody in their right mind shops that way... why put us through the torture?

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The Coke commercial featuring the Texas fan who has never heard of hummus. 

Not only is it stupid and annoying at the superficial level, but closer consideration suggests that the man was expecting to hear of some other popular tailgate snack that begins with "hum" but he was utterly flummoxed by just the second syllable of the word due to the fact that he says "Hum-WHAT?" 

It doesn't make any fucking sense. 

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