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Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket


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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Weird time to elect an American, lol. 

Maybe not, really. This could be an intentional move to counter our current, uh, "leadership".

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Just now, wood said:

Maybe not, really. This could be an intentional move to counter our current, uh, "leadership".

Yeah, that is my thinking.

Wonder what Trump's spiritual advisors think about this.

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Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Wonder what Trump's spiritual advisors think about this.

She's too busy having convulsions and speaking in tongues

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Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Cubs fan. Man he is going to be annoying. 

Maybe he'll sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame up on the balcony. 

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Native Peruvian and still a Peruvian citizen. It seems he was Francis' choice to be the next Pope.

Interesting.

Native? I just see he went on Mission there and ended up becoming the Bishop of Chiclayo.

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5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The Trump Truth taking credit for this will be something. 

America has the best Popes, made possible because of me, President Trump

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1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Native? I just see he went on Mission there and ended up becoming the Bishop of Chiclayo.

You are right. They said something about being an immigrant and I got confused.

Native Chicago but went on mission in Peru.

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Just now, Valmy77 said:

You are right. They said something about being an immigrant and I got confused.

Native Chicago but went on mission there.

But correct still a citizen. Young enough to continue the reforms Francis started.

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An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)

2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos

3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls

4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

 

3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls

 

Well, he's from Chicago.  So Whataburger (limited menu).

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