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Re the Babylon Bee joke, would hate to see fans throwing dildoes or vibrators onto the turf... They're big enough to be dangerous. OTOH, what about say, buttplugs.. No no. Would hate to see that, too. Imagine about 5,000 BPs littering the turf around the Dallas bench. It would be terrible. Definitely don't want to see that. Imagine if every time the TV camera did a closeup on Cowboy sideline discussion, a buttplug flies across the screen. That would be terrible. Forget I brought this up. Sir, step away from the buttplug. They're probably cost prohibitive. Someone on this board would surely know about that aspect - say bulk purchases. Fess up. Any BP experts out there?

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3 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Re the Babylon Bee joke, would hate to see fans throwing dildoes or vibrators onto the turf... They're big enough to be dangerous. OTOH, what about say, buttplugs.. No no. Would hate to see that, too. Imagine about 5,000 BPs littering the turf around the Dallas bench. It would be terrible. Definitely don't want to see that. Imagine if every time the TV camera did a closeup on Cowboy sideline discussion, a buttplug flies across the screen. That would be terrible. Forget I brought this up. Sir, step away from the buttplug. They're probably cost prohibitive. Someone on this board would surely know about that aspect - say bulk purchases. Fess up. Any BP experts out there?

how would you get buttplugs into the game?

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8 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Neposchotty will be gone in 3 years.  I think it could be bad enough to be gone in 2 but Jerry tends to at least go 3.

If he’s bad enough, it could easily be ONE season.

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I’d bet 2 years is the max before a new head coach.  I said 3 or 4 wins earlier, but that might have been optimistic .

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This team is fucking terrible but no surprise with their approach since getting embarrassed at home to a mediocre QB. 2 very bad off-seasons. We have no depth. Injuries will happen and any injury will sink this team.

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