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2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

And oh yeah, we're going to run this shit and the Texas animosity will be greater than ever. Like I said, never invite a vampire into your home. 

So...we're the vampire? How is that flattering to the program?

Nicolas Cage Vampire GIF

FWIW, I agree with your other bullet points.

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Alabama being elite again is one of a handful of outcomes that would genuinely piss me off.  Esp with the way they bitched to get in last year.

That fanbase deserves to face multi year adversity if there is a CFB God at all. 

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Posted
Just now, TrashMaster G said:

We are the Evil Empire. Use whatever analogy makes us the bad guy.

I prefer to say we've now got a fully operational Death Star with NIL and our other advantages.

Star Wars Dancing GIF

Posted
7 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I know there is a catch-all thread and other threads dedicated to specific teams, but I thought it would be convenient to have a thread that primarily discusses on the field stuff specific to this season and the standings in the SEC so we don't have to wade through the other bullshit.  If someone thinks this is a bad idea, I'll delete.

Some quick predictions:

  • LSU is wildly overrated.
  • Bama is going to be better than most think and will end up in the CCG
  • Georgia is going look more pedestrian than they have in years but still make the playoff
  • OU has the biggest delta on their success of their season -- it's either going to be surprisingly good or a trainwreck
  • Mike Elko will still be morbidly obese and A&M will still be 8-4
  • Hugh Freeze is going to make an ass out of himself
  • Tennessee's offense is going to be dogshit
  • South Carolina is going to regress back to the mean, despite Sellers still being a beast
  • And oh yeah, we're going to run this shit and the Texas animosity will be greater than ever. Like I said, never invite a vampire into your home. 

We're not a vampire. They're just fucking cheating, insecure pussies that are pissed we're gonna take away their fucking woobie. 

6 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Alabama being elite again is one of a handful of outcomes that would genuinely piss me off.  Esp with the way they bitched to get in last year.

That fanbase deserves to face multi year adversity if there is a CFB God at all. 

There isn't. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I know there is a catch-all thread and other threads dedicated to specific teams, but I thought it would be convenient to have a thread that primarily discusses on the field stuff specific to this season and the standings in the SEC so we don't have to wade through the other bullshit.  If someone thinks this is a bad idea, I'll delete.

Some quick predictions:

  • LSU is wildly overrated.
  • Bama is going to be better than most think and will end up in the CCG
  • Georgia is going look more pedestrian than they have in years but still make the playoff
  • OU has the biggest delta on their success of their season -- it's either going to be surprisingly good or a trainwreck
  • Mike Elko will still be morbidly obese and A&M will still be 8-4
  • Hugh Freeze is going to make an ass out of himself
  • Tennessee's offense is going to be dogshit
  • South Carolina is going to regress back to the mean, despite Sellers still being a beast
  • And oh yeah, we're going to run this shit and the Texas animosity will be greater than ever. Like I said, never invite a vampire into your home. 

I think SC will do pretty good this year, but they are my dark horse pick. 

Otherwise, I actually agree with every other point you make. I think Bama outperforms Georgia this year, probably more a decent amount. 

I COULD see aggie only winning 7.

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Only if you're a dark, sick, gothic, and demented fuck

Are you new here?

Posted
3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

We are the Evil Empire. Use whatever analogy makes us the bad guy.

We are Sauron, everyone else are tiny Hobbits, fat short Dwarfs, skinny weak Elves and aimless stupid humans. 

 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

We are Sauron, everyone else are tiny Hobbits, fat short Dwarfs, skinny weak Elves and aimless stupid humans. 

 

Sauron ended up failing to win the whole enchilada. Put up a good fight though.

Posted
14 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Sauron ended up failing to win the whole enchilada. Put up a good fight though.

OH, Really? Seen any elves, wizards or hobbits recently?

Posted
7 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

And Mizzou…most people forget about Mizzou…anyways

And they're gonna be 1 of the top 3 Tigers in the conference again this year, and probably next year, too.

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Posted
3 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

We're Genghis Khan. To the rest of the SEC:

"If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."

 

With Attila the Hun and Vlad Tepes III blood running through our veins. We impale our opponents outside of DKR and their own stadiums to send a message. 

Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Because vampires are fucking badass

And because the ladies love us and the men are scared of us. Yeah I’m cool with the vamp analogy 

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Alabama is never going to be what they were with Saban. They were in shambles in game 4 on defense last year and normally a new coach loses the team in the 2nd year. This fucker did it in 16 quarters. 

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