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8 minutes ago, immamac said:

He's here today with his dad.

You're right I tried to edit this, but it was too late.

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3 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

If Texas gets this guy in the portal and Gerry Hamilton said that Texas has him high on the board as a linebacker get, he will fit that role perfectly.

Played for Wisconsin. He has the size and length and can rush the passer, play against the run and cover the outside with his range.

Tough nosed physical linebacker that seems like a good fit for Texas in the SEC. Broke his arm in the first quarter of the Ohio State game, put a cast on it and finished the half. Then at halftime put a bigger cast on it and finished the game and played well.

He said he couldn't let the team down in that big of a game and had to stay in the game.

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Honorable mention All-Big Ten (Coaches and media), Dick Butkus Award preseason watch list

2025 Season: Played in 10 games, making 8 starts at linebacker ... finished with 53 tackles (34 solos), 8.0 TFLs and 4.0 sacks ... broke a bone in his arm during Ohio State game (Oct. 18) ... and returned to finish the game and make a pair of TFLs ... missed two games with the injury afterwards ... returned to action at Indiana (Nov. 15) ... made a season-high 11 tackles against Iowa (Oct. 11) ... made sacks in each of the season's final two games (vs. Illinois, at Minnesota) ... totaled nine tackles at Michigan (Oct. 4) 

Are prep school guys named Christian from tony NYC burbs really gritty?

He looks the part.

Has a rather declasse surname, though.

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

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Too soon.

Arch isn't white he's Louisiana white. There's a huge difference.

5 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Vasek?

We had a girl in school named Vacek that people would love to follow. Looked like Wonder Woman.

Thanks for the reminder.

2 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

We had a girl in school named Vacek that people would love to follow. Looked like Wonder Woman.

Thanks for the reminder.

My wife looks exactly like wonder woman. No shit.

Just now, Thatguy said:

My wife looks exactly like wonder woman. No shit.

I dated a gal like that. She lived in Jester. Even wore a Wonder Woman costume for Halloween one year.

Good times.

8 hours ago, South Austin said:

That, and he'll give away our defensive game plan against OU, which is to start John Mateer at QB.

That’s why Sarkisian had to hire Muschamp. Our secret was out.

7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Thievery is saying dickface to OU for $800k. Supposedly Indiana offered $800k, OU matched and dickface chose OU.

If this is indeed true, I with him nothing but the worst. Fuck him.

If Indiana actually offered him $800k, Curt Cignetti should probably Google “Parker Livingstone.”

Update, 28 posts per reception (rounding up). C'mon gang we can do it. 31 more posts and we will have 29 posts per each of the 29 receptions Parker had as a Longhorn.

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

My wife looks exactly like wonder woman. No shit.

You talking prime Lynda Carter? Cause bra fucking o sir.

1 hour ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

We had a girl in school named Vacek that people would love to follow. Looked like Wonder Woman.

Thanks for the reminder.

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

My wife looks exactly like wonder woman. No shit.

1 hour ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I dated a gal like that. She lived in Jester. Even wore a Wonder Woman costume for Halloween one year.

Good times.

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My wife looks like Sydney Sweeney , or so she says , I haven’t met her yet because I haven’t sent enough gift cards to her to afford a plane ticket. She can’t FaceTime bad area in her country. Can’t wait to meet her I’m in love. I’ll definitely post pics when I can. I follows the rules boss

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18 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

You talking prime Lynda Carter? Cause bra fucking o sir.

Peak Lynda Carter crushes most modern actresses who have been thought of as gorgeous the last 30 years, it’s not even close. One of the greatest beauties of all time. Not even fucking close

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41 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Peak Lynda Carter crushes most modern actresses who have been thought of as gorgeous the last 30 years, it’s not even close. One of the greatest beauties of all time. Not even fucking close

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I don't really remember Lynda Carter Wonder Woman and was going to mention Gal Gadot but after seeing this post.

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44 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Peak Lynda Carter crushes most modern actresses who have been thought of as gorgeous the last 30 years, it’s not even close. One of the greatest beauties of all time. Not even fucking close

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36 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Lynda is timeless. Her beauty works in every era.

Also, there is this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJcx3w_I00

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50 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Peak Lynda Carter crushes most modern actresses who have been thought of as gorgeous the last 30 years, it’s not even close. One of the greatest beauties of all time. Not even fucking close

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Closeup of actress Lynda Carter in costume as "Wonder Woman" from TV Series.

My favorite superhero, always wanted her to lasso me with her golden rope.😊

4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

There are Lynda Carter nudes out there, I'm told. They are real and they are spectacular, I'm told.

Bobby Jo and the Outlaw at least gets you the top half

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

There are Lynda Carter nudes out there, I'm told. They are real and they are spectacular, I'm told.

I found one that was meant for Playboy that has her topless.

It never got published; can you post that kind of picture here or just the link to it.

3 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

I found one that was meant for Playboy that has her topless.

It never got published; can you post that kind of picture here or just the link to it.

Let's not.....

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Let's not.....

Let’s not post pics of Linda Carter nude? Dafuq? If you are gay I appreciate that but depreciation of said pics is wrong.

Just now, markstanco said:

Let’s not post pics of Linda Carter nude? Dafuq? If you are gay I appreciate that but depreciation of said pics is wrong.

Not the proper board Mark. We don't want people getting fired when they open the "Parker Livingstone" thread in front of Sherry in HR tomorrow.

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33 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Not the proper board Mark. We don't want people getting fired when they open the "Parker Livingstone" thread in front of Sherry in HR tomorrow.

Anyone opening Surly on their computer at work is too dumb to be employed.

57 minutes ago, F250 said:

Anyone opening Surly on their computer at work is too dumb to be employed.

Lol. What do you think the day crew is doing all day?

2 hours ago, F250 said:

I don't really remember Lynda Carter Wonder Woman and was going to mention Gal Gadot but after seeing this post.

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Gal is hotter but I tend to like a little ethnicity.

14 hours ago, texasdago said:

Parker seems entitled. Does he have siblings named Peyton and Preston?

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10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Arch isn't white he's Louisiana white. There's a huge difference.

He isn’t just Louisiana white. He’s Louisiana Manning white.

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

Gal is hotter but I tend to like a little ethnicity.

It’s the 21st century. Israeli people are white now.

10 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

It’s the 21st century. Israeli people are white now.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

wtf is Louisiana white

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

wtf is Louisiana white

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

wtf is Louisiana white

Go stand in front of Archie's house in New Orleans and try to convince yourself the Mannings are anything but white white.

So what's his third stop after he doesn't get what he wants attempting to catch Midtier's shitty passes?

Is he on the Brenan Thompson route to MSST in 2027?

Well, I'll tell him he'd better enjoy it. That's his lifelong decision and his legacy.

Because he's sure as shit not welcome around any of us ever again. He's a corpse.

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