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2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Up by 12 and still booing

I'd boo Napier as well. They seem to be just as if not more talented than us. Honestly I would trade everyone of our wrs for theirs. I had hope for Arch but rarely does that work out.

They looked like ass against usf. So idk what to tell ya.

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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Sark has to bench Arch. He has to. 

With the OL I don’t think the qb matters. No run game and no pass pro. What qb can be successful like that?

Just now, Kennythetiger said:

Who did you sleep with to get those seats??!  

They are actually a punishment. 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Absolutely must score a TD here. Come on, show some fucking fight. 

Can I interest you in a false start to start the drive at 1st and 15?

Next play is going to be a toss pitch. We are about to get tricky

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I don’t think I have heard a DT’s name called yet.

I'm not sure we've put one on the field all game. 

Bruh, I think even Arkansas can beat this team. Sark needs to take a long ass look in the mirror and ask himself if he can do the hard things and fire his buddies and himself and hire competent coaches. We simply will NEVER win a CCG or NC with Flood or Milwee, and probably if we don't hire an OC. 

Why is it that qbs that suck or play hurt are always our kryptonite? What did we do to piss off the football gods? 

The peeps are talking about skipping the rest of this game and heading out to eat, and I’m seriously considering it which is almost unheard of for me during a Longhorn game.  Arch, you have this next drive to change my mind

Steve Sarikisian is getting fucking WRECKED by SunBelt Billy

10 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

No I think pk has it figured out. It'll stay 7-19 and prove sark can't figure shit out

The offense sucks, we all know it but the defense can't keep the Horns in the game on its own. Sark's just gong to give a chicken shit smart ass remark in the press conference rather than hang this offense low everything turd on himself for being the play caller and overseeing the team.  

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Sark should get a huge F for the use of the portal this year. Wr was a huge hole and he went out and got nothing. Amazing. 

Just now, Drew said:

Dallas at least has a functional QB and a decent offensive coaching staff so far that hasn’t let injuries derail them…so far. 

That's true but Dallas and Texas have a lot of the same culture issues and problems for a long time now. Both teams have good teams that never cashed in on getting it done and then a bunch of mediocre to poor teams other than that. 

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Dallas Cowboys 2.0

Cowboys are more fun to watch than this. At least Dak and the offense is balling. A team with no offense is a different level of pain. 

We’re not living up to our end by giving Billy the death blow 

We skipped the foreplay and went straight to bending over
1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

About to see the return man bring the ball out from 6 yards deep and get tackled short of the 15.

thats Niblett.

 

i have no fucking idea why sark hasnt told our kickoff returners that if the field the ball inside the 5 yard line, just fucking call fair catch and start at the fucking 25

 

instead Niblett will try to return it to the 20 and we will get a block in back or holding call and start at the 7 yard line. 

 

 

its basic fucking coaching and Sark cant fucking fathom making that a rule

If CDC doesn’t force changes. He needs to save Sark from himself.

I thought the Stormtroopers would be marginally better than this. What an epic shitshow in every. Single. Phase. 

Stormtroopers cant aim for shit.
Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

A real coach would call the entire team together and get in their ass.

A real coach would have a team prepared after a bye week 

2 minutes ago, Stringer said:

340-108 in yards. So bad.

And Florida may not win another game after their asskicking of the Texas Longhorns 

1 minute ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

I'd boo Napier as well. They seem to be just as if not more talented than us. Honestly I would trade everyone of our wrs for theirs. I had hope for Arch but rarely does that work out.

They looked like ass against usf. So idk what to tell ya.

Our "talent" is about half bullshit anyway.  It's all based on the same assholes that told us Arch was all-world.

Florida’s five star freshman is amazing. We have three of those and they don’t play, because apparently this offense is too hard for learn.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sark should get a huge F for the use of the portal this year. Wr was a huge hole and he went out and got nothing. Amazing. 

OL also

UCLA just gashing pedo state up the middle over and over

Just now, PhillyHorn1 said:

I'd boo Napier as well. They seem to be just as if not more talented than us. Honestly I would trade everyone of our wrs for theirs. I had hope for Arch but rarely does that work out.

In the fans defense, they’ve completely butt fucked us in every phase and they’re only up two scores.

They can still lose.

Maybe we reverse Okie Lite game them.

Maybe spire bumps the ref and their punter melts down and punts behind himself.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sark should get a huge F for the use of the portal this year. Wr was a huge hole and he went out and got nothing. Amazing. 

wr room isnt the issue. the oline is the issue.

Its all over but the drinking

This game may make Sark relapse

Just tuned in for the last couple drives. Has this whole game looked like this much of an ass eating contest. 

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Can I interest you in a false start to start the drive at 1st and 15?

I'll see your false start, and raise you a holding

Just now, mrhorn said:


We skipped the foreplay and went straight to bending over

I would say their DL is raping our OL, but not a single OLman is resisting, so…

15 total yards of offense since that TD.  My God.

This is absolutely embarrassing and Sark has had several games to get this team ready.  

Just now, Stunns38 said:


This game may make Sark relapse

Well i meant us but sure.

He simply can not hit an open guy. 

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