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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm happy to see them reject "RINO trash".  It will help dilute the vote.

Let's not kid ourselves.  Proud members of Team R may grumble and have a furrowed brow, but will vote for Trump, Q, whatever all day long.  Anyone that has a D beside their name isn't worth a shit.

 

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Let's not kid ourselves.  Proud members of Team R may grumble and have a furrowed brow, but will vote for Trump, Q, whatever all day long.  Anyone that has a D beside their name isn't worth a shit.

It could be an effect in the primaries.  Beyond that, some might stay home in a general election if their candidate doesn't get past the primary.  I agree nobody who identifies as a "Republican" will cross party lines.

What constitutes the "myriad things" that they have on Biden?

jfc these people are legitimately NUTS 😳

i will never, ever understand how supposedly 'smart', educated, 'christian' people can look around their cohorts and see aggy and these MAGA nutjobs and MTG and every other mental degenerate that shares their goals and vision...and somehow still think they are on the right side.

i mean how is that even possible?? the cognitive dissonance is truly astounding. i'd honestly challenge one of our DT denizens to explain, i'm genuinely curious how it feels...😐

 

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What is the one thing that you loved about President Trrump? 

"Not caring about what other people think, and getting respect from other countries." 

 

Legit lol, god dammit 

8 minutes ago, mchookem said:

jfc these people are legitimately NUTS 😳

i will never, ever understand how supposedly 'smart', educated, 'christian' people can look around their cohorts and see aggy and these MAGA nutjobs and MTG and every other mental degenerate that shares their goals and vision...and somehow still think they are right.

i mean how is that even possible?? the cognitive dissonance is truly astounding. i'd honestly challenge one of our DT denizens to explain, i'm genuinely curious how it feels...😐

 

Short answer:  those people aren't that smart, didn't pay attention in school, and aren't very "Christian" (assuming we use the teachings of Christ as the standard).

So, frauds.

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

These people are becoming dangerous….

 

 

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22 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Fuck it.  Go ahead and push THE button, Joe.  

Trump Force One...  How.  Fucking.  Lame.  

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Meanwhile, Republican House and Senate candidates desperate for cash...

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1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Meanwhile, Republican House and Senate candidates desperate for cash...

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He absolutely spent campaign funds on getting the plane back together.

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

jfc these people are legitimately NUTS 😳

i will never, ever understand how supposedly 'smart', educated, 'christian' people can look around their cohorts and see aggy and these MAGA nutjobs and MTG and every other mental degenerate that shares their goals and vision...and somehow still think they are on the right side.

i mean how is that even possible?? the cognitive dissonance is truly astounding. i'd honestly challenge one of our DT denizens to explain, i'm genuinely curious how it feels...😐

We were at my nieces birthday party this morning, she’s half-Hispanic, and my MAGA/Qanon decided to not-so-casually mention “wow, there sure are a lot of Hispanics here”.   She just fucking pulled the pin out of that grenade and dropped it amongst her family members.  My brother-in-law (who is the Hispanic half of my niece) was facing another direction but I could tell he probably heard.  This is after she was full Trumpkin back in 2018, found herself barred from multiple birthday parties, and then COVID hit, and then a bunch of us got vaccinated last year and she made sure we all knew that she couldn’t do parties with us because we were shedding proteins.  

Had my wife not been there, and caught my eye, I was ready to pop out a “oh, there’s a bunch here because they are going to replace you, and you’ll need to give your car keys to the gentleman over there by the tree”.  I was jonesing so hard, wanting to pop out a replacement comment.

All I could muster was that all of them had jobs and lived in actual buildings with running water and electricity, while she’s in her mid-40s, doesn’t work, and lives off of her parents in a tent in their backyard, shits in a bucket, and she’s screwed the moment her dad dies and the money dries up.

 

 

you're nicer than me, I would have walked her out whether she wanted to leave or not 

Just think, not too long ago, Jim Trafficant was seen as a weirdo in Congress.

These days, nobody would notice him.

57 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Pure science. @Anastasis approves

Post more pictures of petri dishes. 

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Edited to encouragement. There’s still hope for you!

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13 hours ago, Underdog said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck it.  Go ahead and push THE button, Joe.  

Yeah, I'm kinda pulling for nuclear holocaust, as this point.  The stupidity and evil of trumpism is overwhelming.  And, he will win the next election...legit or by coup. 

Yeah, I'm kinda outta sympathy for Texas women at this point.  I've literally seen men ask to see their wives ballots as they walk them between the booth and the scanning machine.  Unless you're under direct threat of physical violence...you vote for this MAGA red tide...or sit out the cycle altogether...fuck you.  You deserve what's coming to you.  You don't like cost of groceries or some car break-ins...that's not novel.  You're not a patriot.  You're not unique.  You don't know struggle yet.  The nightmare visited upon my daughters is on your shoulders, not mine.  I did my part.  If you vote MAGA/Dan Patrick/et. al.......you're a fucking cunt and I don't give fuck one what you suffer as a consequence.  I'm tired of pretending like you're a monolith of empowerment and political engagement.  You love to fuck each other over, and if you can't see this as a bridge too far...I hope you get driven off of it and drown.

not now Farva! 

Remind the Republicans in your life that some of the more powerful Republican legislators want to do away with Social Security and Medicare, and make the Republicans you know defend it.  Of course, some will be on board with it because they don’t rely on it, but use those people as well - make sure they know there are libtards pretending to be Republicans who want to keep socialist programs like Social Security around.  If they do the “well, I don’t support those guys” schtick remind them that these are powerful Republicans who are not being repudiated by their party leaders, and therefore if they are voting Republican next month, they better not complain when the Republicans try to end Social Security and Medicare.

You can make the MAGA types who rely on SS/MC/etc, really uncomfortable if you do the “you know, those Republicans have it right, why do we have Social Security and government healthcare like a socialist nation, after all Social Security and socialism have the word “ social” in them, let’s do away with it, I may have to rethink my leaving the GOP!”

 

20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sooo, how long before TF1 takes a sharp turn for Russia?

Like seven years ago. 

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Like seven years ago. 

 

27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sooo, how long before TF1 takes a sharp turn for Russia?



Why would Putin want him? 

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Why is this guy mounting his sex toy on his truck?

About as good a message as I’ve seen from anyone. 
 

 

38 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Why is this guy mounting his sex toy on his truck?

How do you mount a strap on to a blow up doll?

42 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Why is this guy mounting his sex toy on his truck?

 

why's he giving a sex doll a hand job ?

10 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

How do you mount a strap on to a blow up doll?

When there’s a will, there’s a way.

On 10/19/2022 at 2:05 PM, Willfully Horn said:

Lol

 

Roaring.

Hell.

Pig.

11 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

How do you mount a strap on to a blow up doll?

Very carefully.

Dick Cavett has put a lot of his shows up on YouTube, and I was watching this one with Norman Mailer and Gore Vidal, and it’s interesting how much we have devolved in our public discourse when you have people like Trump, Boebert, MTG, or ostensibly educated people like Ted Cruz playing stupid to appeal to his base.

 

On 10/22/2022 at 12:28 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

The tree of stupidity must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of idiots.

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